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I WAS IN THE ILLUMINATI...NOW I AM TELLING ALL (OBAMA, SPACE FLIGHTS, DENVER, ALIENS)

 
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So this guy was in the Illuminati for 47 years and has untold amounts of knowledge about the secret workings of the world. He just decides to leave and end his "sacred contract". Do you think for one second that he wouldn't be watched like a hawk to see if he would spill the beans?


If they KNOW he left, sure.

Would you let these people know you were thinking of leaving?


I was only the seventh I believe in the history of the Illuminati to perform the Departure ritual. It is too horrific to even discuss. That may come later with time.
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Yippee the Illuminati have a departure ritual, finally GLP knows something about the illustrious Illuminati.
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This post will be about how the Illuminati recruited me and what exactly I had to go through.

When I was nineteen years old, I fell into some money through some connections with friends and some successful investments of some money that I had made throughout my childhood. I got involved in some backroom deals and saw my money begin to grow. As I attended college at Harvard in 1964, I begin to become increasingly rich, and my influence on campus grew as well through my participation in various clubs, and organizations. Some friends and I began to serve as quasi-stock brokers while still at Harvard. I made tons of cash during that year, and was very powerful and influential on campus.
One night as I was walking back to my dorm shortly after midnight, I was approached by two men in black suits. I initially assumed that they were going to investigate my business activity because some of it was not exactly legal. They asked me to come with them and I followed them into the basement of a two story house a couple streets over from my dorm room. They sat me down at a table and asked me if I was willing to make a deal. They would not tell me what deal I would be making, but just continually asked if I would be willing to make a deal. I half-assed agreed that I would, and that is when the biggest man that I have ever seen walked through some closet doors and sat down in a chair directly opposite from me. A television was wheeled in front of me and on it was playing a video of the JFK assassination. The man that was sitting opposite me asked who I thought shot JFK. I naturally said Lee Harvey Oswald. All three of the men laughed, and the video changed to show that the shot that killed JFK actually came from the front seat of the car. It is very hard to make out in the videos that we normally see, but in the version that this man was showing me, it was obvious that the driver of the car was the one who shot JFK. The man asked if I thought that he was capable of doing this, and I did not know what to say. He told me that he was capable of anything. He detailed the story of the Illuminati. How it had formed in the 1700’s and how the Illuminati was behind the French Revolution, the Russian Revolution, World War I and II, the Vietnam War, and he told me about how a “terrorist” attack on two buildings would change the world forever.

Two chicken bones were placed in front of me, and I was told that I would be joining the Illuminati. If I did not, then they would kill me on the spot. They told me to take the chicken bones to a crossroad on the outskirts of town, and I had to bury them, then spill my own blood over top of the spot where they were buried. The two men in suits accompanied me, and I performed the ritual. After it was done, I was taken to a large mansion which I was told was mine now. I was given numerous cars, countless women, and a vault that was full of money. I was left with instructions that I had made a deal with Lucifer himself, and that if I did not follow directions, then I would be used in the most unpleasant way.
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I don't mean to antagonize, but that's pretty weak OP. What else you got?
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tick tock
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I do,, and I'm not you're son. At BEST, you know a fraction.

Due to the lack of a comma, he may be implying his child/som, not saying if you only knew....

May be wrong
"Majority of Amerika is too awash in its own mediocrity to commit to fighting for freedom" Mojo
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So, 911 was a ritual on a large scale?
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Ok, opie.

What can we call you?

Just simplifying things.

Good read, and Ill be here looking for more.

Beleivable to me, hope it stays that way.

And since youve been posting for a year or more, you understand the skepticism, I hope.

Lots chains get pulled here.



Call me Walt



Walt. You're a role paying asshole.

Blow

Me



If you dont like whats on channel 3, CHANGE IT.

Or are you one of those people that will keep it on just to bitch, bitch?



Good acting tonight.
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Yeah, you caught me...Im opie, AND Freedumb...Im busted.
"Majority of Amerika is too awash in its own mediocrity to commit to fighting for freedom" Mojo
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Dear OP,

Please continue...

Thank you...
popcorn
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So, 911 was a ritual on a large scale?
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You didnt need Walt to tell you that, did you?
"Majority of Amerika is too awash in its own mediocrity to commit to fighting for freedom" Mojo
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So, 911 was a ritual on a large scale?



You didnt need Walt to tell you that, did you?
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Nah, guess not. lol
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How bot a pin, mods?

In the spirit of the Hidden Hand thread?
"Majority of Amerika is too awash in its own mediocrity to commit to fighting for freedom" Mojo
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So, 911 was a ritual on a large scale?



You didnt need Walt to tell you that, did you?

Nah, guess not. lol
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Ok good!
"Majority of Amerika is too awash in its own mediocrity to commit to fighting for freedom" Mojo
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So, 911 was a ritual on a large scale?
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Absolutely. Doesn't everybody already know that?
But it is interesting to have the details confirmed.
And I do hope OP will tell us more. This must be a very risky undertaking for him.

Wonder if the Illuminati has been brought down?
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So op..

What is Obama?

can you at least say it in 1 word
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Please Pin, Mods. A pin may encourage OP to continue.
Thanks for considering it.
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Re: I WAS IN THE ILLUMINATI...NOW I AM TELLING ALL (OBAMA, SPACE FLIGHTS, DENVER, ALIENS)
Part two is coming soon detailing the events of 1968, Martin Luther King's assassination, Bobby Kennedy's assassination, and the election of Richard Nixon.
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I'm sorry OP(Walt) but anyone with even a cursory knowledge of the Illuminati would know they refer to themselves as the brotherhood.

Illuminati is a term outsiders use.

There is nothing new under the sun.
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this is the most idiotic shit, its like a 12 yr olds understanding of a secret society
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So, 911 was a ritual on a large scale?
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Well that's obvious.

JFK - Killing of the King

Princess Diana - Killing of the Queen

September 11 - Destruction of the Empire

All of these events has a mass psychological effect on global consciousness did they not?
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Walt.......can we hear about current events and what is happening now.....name some names please.

Omegaman
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Gosh, I was on the previous page refreshing it before I realized there was a p. 4.

OP, when you said the first time it would be about 20 min before you posted the story, because you had to make sure it had correct grammar...did you mean you had to write it yet?

And when you said you needed an audience..was it because you didn't feel like taking the time to write a story that no one would pay attention to?
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I'm sorry OP(Walt) but anyone with even a cursory knowledge of the Illuminati would know they refer to themselves as the brotherhood.

Illuminati is a term outsiders use.

There is nothing new under the sun.
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I do not want to call them the brotherhood because I do not associate myself with them anymore. I ended that tie. I am an outsider now.
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The first time that I was really “used” by the Illuminati was during the presidential election of 1968. I was called to Denver, CO to partake in a meeting in early February. I was chauffeured to the meeting location, and the windows of the limo were blacked out, so I still to this day do not know exactly where the meeting was held. I was very relieved to find out that the meetings of the Illuminati were not satanic or cultish other than that everything in the room was completely red. A man stood up in front of the room and introduced himself as Rorie Rothschild. He gave us our “instructions” by saying that it was already put in place that Richard Nixon would be president of the United States. I was astonished to know that this group picked who was going to be the POTUS, but I soon found out that every president in American history has been a puppet of the Illuminati. My assignment was to position myself in Washington D.C., and to work to incite rioting and turmoil after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. Yes, I knew about the assassination of MLK before it occurred. The assassination occurred in April if I am correct, and I knew about it in February. It was decided that MLK was a dangerous man because of the way that he was creating a following in the way that he was. The truth is that MLK was approached by the Illuminati and asked to join, but he is one of the view that rejected and somehow escaped death. The elite in the group decided to let him live for awhile, for pure entertainment, but when they were ready for him to die, they made sure he did, and they planned when he would. I was in D.C. at the time of the assassination, and I made the mistake of spreading the word that MLK was dead, an hour before he had actually been shot. Thankfully no one notices, and widespread riots ensued.

Many other people were placed in many other major cities. The purpose of killing MLK at the time that he was assassinated was to serve as a distraction to the coming murder of Bobby Kennedy. The Illuminate had already killed JFK, and they were not about to let another Kennedy make a run for the presidency. The Kennedy family turned out to be a challenge for the Illuminati, but they were taken care of. Remember a few years ago when Ted Kennedy was taken out of a dinner for health problems? He was actually strangled in the bathroom by an Illuminati member.

Anyway, after Bobby Kennedy was murdered. The path to the presidency was clear for Richard Nixon who had already been indoctrinated with what the Illuminati wanted to do. The war in Vietnam was a massive opportunity for many people to make a ton of money, and that they did. Nixon was instructed far before the election to continue the fighting in Vietnam.
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Ive read all pages and waiting for more. OP ignore the others that dont want to hear. Just keep it coming!!
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Something smells a tad fishy here - you choose to post all the deep dark secrets of the Illuminati to G-fing-LP? Seems a bit too convenient to me..
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I'm sorry OP(Walt) but anyone with even a cursory knowledge of the Illuminati would know they refer to themselves as the brotherhood.

Illuminati is a term outsiders use.

There is nothing new under the sun.
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and does this mean you are one also? let Walt write
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So this guy was in the Illuminati for 47 years and has untold amounts of knowledge about the secret workings of the world. He just decides to leave and end his "sacred contract". Do you think for one second that he wouldn't be watched like a hawk to see if he would spill the beans?
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yes indeed.
loose lips, sinks ships.

OP, you say, you sold your soul and now you think you can somehow get redemption by spilling the beans???


you tube, destiny's lab: ezekiels wheel,and unseen zones. is what i think what the OP is trying to give away.

the great "end-time delusion/LIE"
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a swift cloud, and shall come into Egypt:

and the idols of Egypt shall be moved at his presence,

and the heart of Egypt shall melt in the midst of it.
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I, for one, would prefer it if you skipped over the historical stuff.

Most of us know Oswald didn't do it, Monroe was "suicided," Sirhan Sirhan was MK-Ultra, etc.

Maybe get in to that later.

Get to the pertinent, if you could please.
I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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another "nobody' thread
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So, 911 was a ritual on a large scale?


Well that's obvious.

JFK - Killing of the King

Princess Diana - Killing of the Queen

September 11 - Destruction of the Empire

All of these events has a mass psychological effect on global consciousness did they not?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1214168

Absolutely!

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