Disproving the Koran with five select absurdities taken from the silly book

As I said in the previous thread about the silliness of the Bible ( Thread: Disproving the Bible with five select absurdities taken from the silly book here is the disproving of the Koran, using plain absurdities taken from the silly book. Enjoy.

Let's start off with sentient rocks

The Cow 2:74 Then, even after that, your hearts were hardened and became as rocks, or worse than rocks, for hardness. For indeed there are rocks from out which rivers gush, and indeed there are rocks which split asunder so that water floweth from them. And indeed there are rocks which fall down for the fear of Allah. Allah is not unaware of what ye do.

^^^ Ooookay. Rocks that are 'afraid' of Allah. I might buy into the self-awareness of rocks. Hey I know what, the rocks probably fell to the ground with laughter when told some of the stories from the Koran.

Useless, invisible angels

Surah 9:26 Then Allah sent His peace of reassurance down upon His messenger and upon the believers, and sent down hosts ye could not see, and punished those who disbelieved. Such is the reward of disbelievers.

So Allah sent down invisible angels? Umm, why?

Yet more invisible friends

Surah 9:40 If ye help him not, still Allah helped him when those who disbelieve drove him forth, the second of two; when they two were in the cave, when he said unto his comrade: Grieve not. Lo! Allah is with us. Then Allah caused His peace of reassurance to descend upon him and supported him with hosts ye cannot see, and made the word of those who disbelieved the nethermost, while Allah's Word it was that became the uppermost. Allah is Mighty, Wise.

Allah kills everyone, including children because they are evil

Surah 21:77 And delivered him from the people who denied Our revelations. Lo! they were folk of evil, therefor did We drown them all.

So if Allah drowned everyone except for his chosen few, then there must have been a few 'evil' pregnant women. This means Allah is fine with abortion.

And finally, some good old fashioned editing mistakes. That silly old Allah never proof-reads does he?

Surah 7:124 Surely I shall have your hands and feet cut off upon alternate sides. Then I shall crucify you every one.

Crucifixion is a Roman punishment, unknown in Egypt at the time this story supposedly occurred. So perhaps it was added at a later date? What's that? The holy book has never been altered? How extraodrinary. I believe you on the strength of your foundationless words.

That's all for today folks.

Don't forget to check out my Bible thread.
Thread: Disproving the Bible with five select absurdities taken from the silly book

And yes, there will be more on the other silly religions of the world. Keep an eye out.

Goodly byeee.