I am Aragorn

Is that you Charlie?

You are an acorn?

Charlie Sheen? No my friend, some are just illusions the beast created to confuse one.

Who am i?

Pierre

That was easy...

Tell me, who do you think you are, and I will tell you who you really are.

Thats not my name

I think I'm a human trying to survive on a planet to become happy

Yes it is...

You's a Frenchy...

All Frenchys is named Pierre...

Live with it...

Thats not enough, I am Aragorn, not a wizard.

troll number one

troll number two

Here, some help to find out who you are. You are not part of normal human society, you are being called from a place where one of your ancestors are from. You might not know what is calling you to be the way you are. I can tell you, if you tell me who you think you are. In that description of yourself, I can find you.

Son of Arathorn?

It's his thread...

That would make you the troll...

I will return to the thread in 3 hours.

Yes. And I know where his grave is to prove it. It is under the control of a Queen who has given up on returning the kingdom to me. Because she does not yet know I have returned.

You do not believe me and you dont have to. His grave is at a place called Cape Cross, in Vinland. My ancestors were unable to retrieve his corspe to return it to my kingdom.
My family(Scottish,German,Danish) were the first to legally own that Cape, right after they arrived there in 1620s. They traded for it from another ancestor(native american)of mine who was the chief,and he was an ancestor(native American) of my other ancestor who discovered it(Viking). Arathorn's real name in the world of men is Thorwald, the brother of Leif Eriksson, son of Erik the Red.

indeed, the rampant jack-shacking and bloodless moondarving will make one perpetually stink-rinsed. it is the inevitability of ass-wasting that triggers the oort-donkeys to blow.

For someone like you it would.

perhaps not. perception does not necessarily mean participation. unless, of course, you are a tile-wizard imbued with corn-snatchers.

Saruman the White is very busy forming an allience with the enemy.

I was sent by the creator to slay Satan. I was made as a man to show you that the creator has given man the power over evil.
The creator will shake the Earth and knock Satan from his perch. He will then be slain. Prepare.

:gogetem:

And some of you are here for that reason too. You just might not know it yet. :)

Im Legolas

I alwais play as archer or sniper, and im alwais passive agressive, but unfortunately Im not blond or gay... so i dont know how well i would fit.

Do you carry a bow around town sometimes?

he carries your cock around town in his mouth.