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Scientific reason why masturbation is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.

 
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as with anything.. moderation, control, discretion. if you like to masterbate pick one day out a week to do it [same with having sex]. it will be more enjoyable and you will not be
depleting yourself and constantly triggering feedback mechanisims. you'll feel full of vitality through the week and will really really really look forward to saturday night!
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So to save those nutrients, we can just eat our loads yeah?
Problem body? *trollface*
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one drop of semen equals about a liter of blood....

the men who grow old faster....

tend to be those who do not practice chastity....
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Sex is different. For one thing it is an exchange of fluids. You probably get something you need from the woman, just like she gets what she needs from you.

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Nope, not even close. Go back to school and learn something ABOUT what you base your arguments on. You seriously need middle school biology again. Or maybe for the first time....?
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So sex for fun and not procreation would be bad as well, going with this theory. However you obviously aren't getting laid so you immediately referenced masturbation......
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Hey glad to see my thread got conversation going.

Sex is different. For one thing it is an exchange of fluids. You probably get something you need from the woman, just like she gets what she needs from you.

For another, I believe that you really are only supposed to have sex-for-fun in spurts. All other animals have mating "seasons."

There is a reason for this. They have to be in the right conditions, the right place, with the right nutrients.

We are not so different. I guarantee you, it is much easier to get "in the mood" on a spring day, on a beach, after a full day playing on the sandy beach with a beautiful woman, eating fresh fruit. A safe, secure, healthy place.

Even the crap in viagra, nitric oxide, is found in fresh fruits.

But huddled up alone, sad and depressed about being alone, artificially stimulating yourself with caffeine, beer, a computer screen, or television screen, or magazine, and your hand...

is unhealthy.

Our society views it as an acceptable pass time. But upon research I found that it surprisingly was far more unhealthy than I ever imagined. That stuff shooting out is like...

ITS FRICKING INCREDIBLE! Its more draining than loosing BLOOD every night!

Something women have to go through with their periods I might add.

But I'm not saying its the worst thing in the world. But I thought it good to correct this misconception that its simply some protein. It is more like... oh, pinching off a bit of skin from your arm every day. Your body simply isn't going to be able to replenish that bit of skin. And eventually there are going to be health consequences.
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'probably' LOL, OP what does the male get ?
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I lift weights and try not to masturbate too often, alters hormones (less testosterone) reducing muscle gains, plus takes away nutrients like OP says away from your body.
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as with anything.. moderation, control, discretion. if you like to masterbate pick one day out a week to do it [same with having sex]. it will be more enjoyable and you will not be
depleting yourself and constantly triggering feedback mechanisims. you'll feel full of vitality through the week and will really really really look forward to saturday night!
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no thanks I'll do what I want, whenever I want. Why do you fricking wackjobs think we want your 'advice', we don't.
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+ Masturbation promotes sleep which is good for immunity and reduces risk of cancer.

+ Masturbation reduces risk of prostate cancer.

- You can lose zinc from semen. Wankers should take zinc supplements.


To summarise wank until your heart is content, have a good diet, take zinc supplements, AND REMEMBER there are plenty of other things that will kill you faster than having a tug.
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I lift weights and try not to masturbate too often, alters hormones (less testosterone) reducing muscle gains, plus takes away nutrients like OP says away from your body.
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oh ok, you lift weights it must be true.
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+ Masturbation promotes sleep which is good for immunity and reduces risk of cancer.

+ Masturbation reduces risk of prostate cancer.

- You can lose zinc from semen. Wankers should take zinc supplements.


To summarise wank until your heart is content, have a good diet, take zinc supplements, AND REMEMBER there are plenty of other things that will kill you faster than having a tug.
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+1
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Laugh at OP all you want, but he is right. The prupose of semen is to make babies. Not to fill your sock or clog your showers drain. If you want to have a kid, stop jerkin it so the semen is the most healthiest, potent and strongest it can be.
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No he isn't, he's a moron for spouting rubbish but you believe it which makes you even more of a moron !
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He is closer to being right then being wrong. His theory makes sense. If spouting rubbish makes you a moron, then most of the people on this site are morons. If you want children, and want them to as healthy as can be, doesnt it make sense to start them off with the healthiest sperm you can produce, and not sperm made up of your diet of soda, shitty fast food and candy? And people wonder what causes autism/
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+ Masturbation promotes sleep which is good for immunity and reduces risk of cancer.

+ Masturbation reduces risk of prostate cancer.

- You can lose zinc from semen. Wankers should take zinc supplements.


To summarise wank until your heart is content, have a good diet, take zinc supplements, AND REMEMBER there are plenty of other things that will kill you faster than having a tug.
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+2

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Re: Scientific reason why masturbation is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.
Masturbation is actually a necessity because it removes aging sperm from your body so it can be replaced by fresher, younger, healthier sperm.

The younger, newer sperm is more likely to impregnate a woman than the older, geriatric sperm.

One thing a man might notice if he doesn't masturbate or have sex for a while, he'll have wet dreams every so often, not just teens, even adult men. The wet dreams are just a natural way of ridding the body of old, geriatric sperm, so it can be replaced by the newer, younger sperm being produced in the testes.

So masturbation actually isn't bad, as long as you're not doing it too often. Other factors like testes size, libido, overall health (diet, exercise) also need to be taken into account. If you're super healthy, then you can afford to masturbate more often than someone who is not. If you have larger than average testicles, then you will also masturbate more often and have sex more often as well.
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Have you read this americaninfidel ?
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most religons condone it, even buddhists
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most religons condone it, even buddhists
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So ? religion = moron
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it's THE key for longterm monogamy
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Im still gonna spank it to photos of livestock
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Oh yeah Baby.... sheepjerkitcow
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most religons condone it, even buddhists
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Even the Neconomicon says you are supposed to go a full lunar cycle without spilling your jizz before attempting a gate walking.
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Re: Scientific reason why masturbation is actually really bad for men. Made me think twice.
Masturbation is actually a necessity because it removes aging sperm from your body so it can be replaced by fresher, younger, healthier sperm.

The younger, newer sperm is more likely to impregnate a woman than the older, geriatric sperm.

One thing a man might notice if he doesn't masturbate or have sex for a while, he'll have wet dreams every so often, not just teens, even adult men. The wet dreams are just a natural way of ridding the body of old, geriatric sperm, so it can be replaced by the newer, younger sperm being produced in the testes.

So masturbation actually isn't bad, as long as you're not doing it too often. Other factors like testes size, libido, overall health (diet, exercise) also need to be taken into account. If you're super healthy, then you can afford to masturbate more often than someone who is not. If you have larger than average testicles, then you will also masturbate more often and have sex more often as well.
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Have you read this americaninfidel ?
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uperstitI'm not saying that wanking is purely bad. I'm only sharing this information because I was SURPRISED! I honestly never really thought about it before. Then I read up on that semengate thing and it made me think twice. Like the post says. That is all! I'm not saying never do it, or that its immoral or wrong. But yeah, if you are trying to build muscle or make good grades, don't jack off ten times every night to porn!
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Masturbation is actually a necessity because it removes aging sperm from your body so it can be replaced by fresher, younger, healthier sperm.

The younger, newer sperm is more likely to impregnate a woman than the older, geriatric sperm.

One thing a man might notice if he doesn't masturbate or have sex for a while, he'll have wet dreams every so often, not just teens, even adult men. The wet dreams are just a natural way of ridding the body of old, geriatric sperm, so it can be replaced by the newer, younger sperm being produced in the testes.

So masturbation actually isn't bad, as long as you're not doing it too often. Other factors like testes size, libido, overall health (diet, exercise) also need to be taken into account. If you're super healthy, then you can afford to masturbate more often than someone who is not. If you have larger than average testicles, then you will also masturbate more often and have sex more often as well.
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Have you read this americaninfidel ?
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Yes, and it also makes sense. Masturbation isnt a bad thing, and the above just states the benefits of it. Op stated the negatives. There is nothing wrong with rubbin one out a couple times a month. But if your jerkin it a couple times a day for weeks on end, soon you will get so use to your hand that when you get with a girl, it wont be what you are use to. Again, Im not sayin jerkin it is a sin or that it is unhealthy, but too much of anything isnt good. Unless its money.
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Masturbation is actually a necessity because it removes aging sperm from your body so it can be replaced by fresher, younger, healthier sperm.

The younger, newer sperm is more likely to impregnate a woman than the older, geriatric sperm.

One thing a man might notice if he doesn't masturbate or have sex for a while, he'll have wet dreams every so often, not just teens, even adult men. The wet dreams are just a natural way of ridding the body of old, geriatric sperm, so it can be replaced by the newer, younger sperm being produced in the testes.

So masturbation actually isn't bad, as long as you're not doing it too often. Other factors like testes size, libido, overall health (diet, exercise) also need to be taken into account. If you're super healthy, then you can afford to masturbate more often than someone who is not. If you have larger than average testicles, then you will also masturbate more often and have sex more often as well.
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Have you read this americaninfidel ?
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uperstitI'm not saying that wanking is purely bad. I'm only sharing this information because I was SURPRISED! I honestly never really thought about it before. Then I read up on that semengate thing and it made me think twice. Like the post says. That is all! I'm not saying never do it, or that its immoral or wrong. But yeah, if you are trying to build muscle or make good grades, don't jack off ten times every night to porn!
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ok fair point just thought you were one of those fcking looney xtards trying to tell people what to think
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Ok lets finish this debate right here, right now...

How often do those 140 year old galapagos male turtles spank it?
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Ever notice how two fairly unhealthy, kind of sick, tired, obese people can have this young, pure, healthy baby?

Why is this?

Well, its because the baby starts off with the most nutritionally dense, perfect start that it can. The egg and they sperm.

They implode together, the chemical reaction takes place... and the cells explode.

From that point on, the mother is drained of nutrients and life as most of it goes to the baby. If she doesn't get the nutrients she needs, she will get stretch marks and have teeth problems, etc.

But what does this have to do with masturbation?

This baby needs a good start. And the real start of any of this stuff is the guys sperm.

So basically, your sperm, and the semen, is packed full of nutrients, chemicals, hormones, you name it. PACKED!!!! full of this stuff. So packed full of the stuff, that the semen in the woman's body actually alters her hormones and the condition of her body. Google it. Google semengate. A very well respected doctor was fired for writing about it.

So... lets say you eat an ok diet. You take your vitamins. Eat your wheaties. Whatever.

But every night you masturbate a couple of times to some porn.

You know what you just did?

You just shot out all the nutrients you ate for the day. All the vitamins. And your body instantly starts leaching chemicals from wherever it can. Your bones. Your brain. Your blood.

Wherever.

So that it can produce the MOST perfect sperm and semen it can.

Because that IS MORE IMPORTANT TO YOUR BODY than you ARE!!

So if you have some insanely healthy, wonderful life. Its fine to shoot out all of your nutrients every night. Its fine for your body to spend half its time extracting the nutrients from what you ate, and then the other half building sperm, only to blow it all out every night.

But if you are stressed and need a boost. If you need an edge.

... keep those nutrients in your body!!!
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Ok lets finish this debate right here, right now...

How often do those 140 year old galapagos male turtles spank it?
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lol. I agree! Has anyone studied the health and longevity of people who do not have hands?
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so remember to take your vitamins after wanking or you'll die.
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This.
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You're all fags.
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What if you bang your wife like 3 times a day?
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Everyone already knew woman are bad for you. This is new information.
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Like they always say, "Everything in Moderation!"
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Masturbation is actually a necessity because it removes aging sperm from your body so it can be replaced by fresher, younger, healthier sperm.

The younger, newer sperm is more likely to impregnate a woman than the older, geriatric sperm.

One thing a man might notice if he doesn't masturbate or have sex for a while, he'll have wet dreams every so often, not just teens, even adult men. The wet dreams are just a natural way of ridding the body of old, geriatric sperm, so it can be replaced by the newer, younger sperm being produced in the testes.

So masturbation actually isn't bad, as long as you're not doing it too often. Other factors like testes size, libido, overall health (diet, exercise) also need to be taken into account. If you're super healthy, then you can afford to masturbate more often than someone who is not. If you have larger than average testicles, then you will also masturbate more often and have sex more often as well.
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^ applause2

OP, your post is pure definition of pseudoscience. Makes perfect sense on the outside but in reality completely wrong.
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Masturbation is actually a necessity because it removes aging sperm from your body so it can be replaced by fresher, younger, healthier sperm.

The younger, newer sperm is more likely to impregnate a woman than the older, geriatric sperm.

One thing a man might notice if he doesn't masturbate or have sex for a while, he'll have wet dreams every so often, not just teens, even adult men. The wet dreams are just a natural way of ridding the body of old, geriatric sperm, so it can be replaced by the newer, younger sperm being produced in the testes.

So masturbation actually isn't bad, as long as you're not doing it too often. Other factors like testes size, libido, overall health (diet, exercise) also need to be taken into account. If you're super healthy, then you can afford to masturbate more often than someone who is not. If you have larger than average testicles, then you will also masturbate more often and have sex more often as well.
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^ applause2

OP, your post is pure definition of pseudoscience. Makes perfect sense on the outside but in reality completely wrong.
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go fuck yourself. oh wait. your probably already are.





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