So this bear walks into this bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve bears beers in this bar."

The bear says, "If you don't give me a beer, I'm going to eat that woman down the way. Bones and all!"

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bears beers in this bar."

So the bear goes down and eats the woman, bones and all. Then he goes back to the bartender.

The bear says, "Now gimme a beer!"

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bears beers in this bar. Especially not ones on drugs."

The bear looks confused, and says, "I'm not on drugs!"

The bartender says, "That was a bar-bitch-you-ate!"