ok heres what you do. get a rag and some chloroform and a roll of duct tape. drive to the nearest college campus and stake out the ladies dorm. wait for the perfect lady to head out into the parking lot and stalk up behind her with the chloroform soaked rag in hand. place the rag over her face and carry her to your car and place her in your trunk with duct tape over her mouth and around her wrists and feet. then all you need to do is bring your new girlfriend home.

(this is a joke. this is a sick sarcastic joke. dont actually do this you perv)