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Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)

 
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Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Obama is a maternal descendent of king John Lackland (800 years ago). [link to www.ksbw.com]

But John Lackland (Obama's ancestor) was a member of the Plantagenet dynasty. This was one of the most most famous dynasties of medieval Europe.

From this point, we can trace Obama's genealogy even further, into the Dark Ages (Early Middle Ages).

The Plantagenets, as the historical record tells us, were part of the House of Chateaudun, in France.

The ancestor of the Platengenets was Thibot the Cheater. He lived from the year 910 to 975. Thibot was himself the member of an older dynasty called the Rorgonides.

The Rorgonides lived in the 800s and are all directly related to President Obama. They were part of the ruling class of the Frankish Empire during the time of Charlemagne.

But the Rorgonides are geneological descendents of an even older dynasty called the Robertians. The Robertians are nobles in the 700s during the time of Charles Martel.

The ancestor of the Robertians, get this, was a nobleman from Therouanne who lived in the year 650 AD, and was the chief deputy of kind DAGOBERT the first, of the most barbaric rulers to ever rule Europe.

So basically, Obama is descended from the very people who brought us KING DAGOBERT nearly 1400 YEARS AGO.
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
are you saying obama is from dagobah lol
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are you saying obama is from dagobah lol
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YES
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Oh yeah? Where's his birthcertificate and that of his parents so we can check? He wishes he had a noble background (Thibot the CHEATER rofl )
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Obama is a maternal descendent of king John Lackland (800 years ago). [link to www.ksbw.com]

But John Lackland (Obama's ancestor) was a member of the Plantagenet dynasty. This was one of the most most famous dynasties of medieval Europe.

From this point, we can trace Obama's genealogy even further, into the Dark Ages (Early Middle Ages).

The Plantagenets, as the historical record tells us, were part of the House of Chateaudun, in France.

The ancestor of the Platengenets was Thibot the Cheater. He lived from the year 910 to 975. Thibot was himself the member of an older dynasty called the Rorgonides.

The Rorgonides lived in the 800s and are all directly related to President Obama. They were part of the ruling class of the Frankish Empire during the time of Charlemagne.

But the Rorgonides are geneological descendents of an even older dynasty called the Robertians. The Robertians are nobles in the 700s during the time of Charles Martel.

The ancestor of the Robertians, get this, was a nobleman from Therouanne who lived in the year 650 AD, and was the chief deputy of kind DAGOBERT the first, of the most barbaric rulers to ever rule Europe.

So basically, Obama is descended from the very people who brought us KING DAGOBERT nearly 1400 YEARS AGO.
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...Strange, when they can't even find his real birth certificate LOL
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Never heard of King Dagofart.
Is there some significance?
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Never heard of King Dagofart.
Is there some significance?
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He's notably featured in a popular folk song.

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Oh yeah? Where's his birthcertificate and that of his parents so we can check? He wishes he had a noble background (Thibot the CHEATER rofl )
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bump
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
[link to kamil-barlis.tabulas.com]
Scroll down and find an interesting read.
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
If we dig even deeper, we trace Obama's genealogy to Adam and Eve, lol.

Let's see ...

*Obama was descended from Dagobert's deputy

*Dagobert's deputy was descended from King Pharamond (400 AD)

*King Pharamond was descended from Priam of Troy (1000 BC)

*Priam was a descendent of Teucer (2000 BC)

*Teucer was a descendent of Noah (2800 BC)

*Noah was a descendent of Enoch (3500 BC)

*Enoch was a descendent of Adam (4400 BC)

*Adam was created by the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Obama is a maternal descendent of king John Lackland (800 years ago). [link to www.ksbw.com]

But John Lackland (Obama's ancestor) was a member of the Plantagenet dynasty. This was one of the most most famous dynasties of medieval Europe.

From this point, we can trace Obama's genealogy even further, into the Dark Ages (Early Middle Ages).

The Plantagenets, as the historical record tells us, were part of the House of Chateaudun, in France.

The ancestor of the Platengenets was Thibot the Cheater. He lived from the year 910 to 975. Thibot was himself the member of an older dynasty called the Rorgonides.

The Rorgonides lived in the 800s and are all directly related to President Obama. They were part of the ruling class of the Frankish Empire during the time of Charlemagne.

But the Rorgonides are geneological descendents of an even older dynasty called the Robertians. The Robertians are nobles in the 700s during the time of Charles Martel.

The ancestor of the Robertians, get this, was a nobleman from Therouanne who lived in the year 650 AD, and was the chief deputy of kind DAGOBERT the first, of the most barbaric rulers to ever rule Europe.

So basically, Obama is descended from the very people who brought us KING DAGOBERT nearly 1400 YEARS AGO.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1481396


is this from his African side? cause if it's not it does not count.. Has anyone even traced his African Roots??? What is so strange (to me ) about all this its claimed he is the 'first black president' so about some African roots? All that is meaningless. if you're talking about his claimed mother's 'white side' means nothing...
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
More like...... descended from pimp and crack ho.
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Too bad for him, i'm descended form Charlemagne
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Oh yeah? Where's his birthcertificate and that of his parents so we can check? He wishes he had a noble background (Thibot the CHEATER rofl )
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bump
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Didn't know they kept records that far back in Africa...
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Didn't know they kept records that far back in Africa...
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Why is that reckon? it could start with his claimed father.. and go back as far as that family history goes. Strange they always hollering about him being the first African president of the usa.. but when they start tracing a 'family history' they're always doing his claimed white side.
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Too bad for him, i'm descended form Charlemagne
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LOL ... You and approx. 80% of the population of European descent.
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lol

interesting

I'm still waiting to see the real
genealogy of Ron Paul !!!

the Paul-tards get so pissed off
when you ask for Ron's fraternal
great grandfather's name or birth
certificate.

I wonder why.
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Wow.

He's my fucking cousin.
We opened doors by thinking.
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Wow.

He's my fucking cousin.
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well I would keep that to yourself.
what you and he does behind closed
doors should remain private.
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Wow.

He's my fucking cousin.
 Quoting: DonHeau


well I would keep that to yourself.
what you and he does behind closed
doors should remain private.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2482063


I have never met the slimeball.
We opened doors by thinking.
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trace obamas to 650ad lmao you cant even "prove " where he was born ha
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
my question is WHY? thats a waste of time!
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my question is WHY? thats a waste of time!
 Quoting: VillaFi


and WHO CARES?
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my question is WHY? thats a waste of time!
 Quoting: VillaFi


and WHO CARES?
 Quoting: VillaFi


this sounds pretty cool if you were planning a monarchy
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Re: Obama's genealogy has been traced to the year 650 AD (1350 years ago)
Obama's mother is WHITE.

She is a descendant of English Kings.

Obama, just like ALL the other USA presidents on history, is a descendant of English Kings.

This is very strange.
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He descended from a test tube...
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trace obamas to 650ad lmao you cant even "prove " where he was born ha
 Quoting: preist943


you cant prove if he was born
the possibility remains that he is a negative state of consciousness fleshly incarnated during a satanic ritual performed in an underground kgb bunker in finland by cia spy ann dunham and one of her lovers, either frank marshall davis or muhammad subud
henry ii wasnt the real son of geoffrey of anjou but was rather a son of holy roman emperor henry v
who was related to the holy roman empire and charlemagne
and thus descendants of clovis, as was dagobert
making dunham a descendant of dagobert's cousin rather than secretary
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