Obama Joke -- Sumbitch

Sumbitch-


A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural
Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the
Farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally
Destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that
Bordered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no
Remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far
Away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see
This terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled
Unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. "Do you realize that is
Air Force One, the airplane of the Presidentof the United States?"

"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done
Buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch
Lies....

Richard Stewart.

Last Edited by JimBomB on 08/16/2011 01:24 AM