Your Momma is so Fat......

she doesn't have legs, she just slides across the floor

She snorts lines of chopped ham

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

She freebases bacon

after sex i turned over 3 times and still layd on top of her...

When south Texas ran out of Oil, they drilled yo mamma!

Exon named a new well after her

good one

I just can't look away...

your father wanted to drink till she seemed beautifull...

he died!

if she walkes by the TV your father misses 3 football games...

she jumped into the ocean near fukushima...

Your momma is so fat she died.

If she was trapped somewhere and had to resort to self-cannabalism, she'd technically never starve to death.

When she eats a bag of doritos, she eats the bag too.

If she got in a car wreck, she'd be fine.

figure out the difference between a pad and a tampon before you make jokes ya big donut.

You're momma's so fat I need to use a lawnmower to shave her back.

that just doesn't make sense.

she plays hopschotch like this. LA, Denver, Chicago, New York, Stop...

when God said let there be light, he had to tell her to move her fat ass out of the way...

she's escorted by a pickup truck with a wide load sign...

your momma so fat , her gravy bowl comes with a lifeguard

Your momma is so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit.

she bathes in Lake Michigan...

GUNT!

Yo' momma is sooo fat she went bungie jumping and went straight to hell!