Okay, here's what you do. Tell her that many fine, upstanding (cough! cough!) Americans have partaken of the drag scene -- Rudy Giuliani, J. Edgar Hoover, John McCain (how do you think he passed the time in the Hanoi Hilton?). Tell her that cross-dressing (and the men who love them) is a noble American tradition. Then hire a good jewish lawyer from the Lower East Side or west Los Angeles (preferably one who does NOT cross-dress. Could be difficult to find one who doesn't).