Because, if you don't I'll slit the throats of every loved one in your life. I find you at your workplace and cut off each digit starting with your pinkies and work my way up.

When you tell me that you don't actually have the money, I'll hang you over a rotor shear and very slowly drop you into it's powerful rotating teeth. You won't die from this however, as I will supply your body with a continual blood transfusion and adrenaline to keep you awake. We'll tourniquet areas as necessary. People have been recorded to live without the majority of their intestines. That's what we're aiming for.

After months of recovery at my advanced medical facility, we will begin with the next stage. You will be sedated and then strapped to a gurney. When you awake you will be unable to move due to muscle-paralyzing compounds related to mephenesin. Barbed needles much like those of a porcupine will be inserted into each eye and then slowly pulled out, ripping out the soft tissues of those organs.

In the final stage you will be cryogenically frozen for an undetermined period of time until a series of random numbers align according to a string of data received from the unknown planet known to have gravitational effects on the outer planets of our solar system. When you wake, you will be given the rare opportunity to witness the end of life on earth as the giant planet rolls past our home and vaporizes our once breathable atmosphere.

You're welcome.