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I just found out I AM an ILLUMINATI!!!

 
Valet of the Shadow
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01/28/2012 02:06 PM
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I just found out I AM an ILLUMINATI!!!
This is for real. I was in prison and just got out. I went to a local esoteric library and borrowed a book and returned it only to find $15.00???

WTF?

The Skull and Bones cash fund had like a million in it. I thought ALL illuminati were rich? What a disappointment. I think i will take a nice long nap and if i find some cash mysteriously delivered then i will know what i must do.
Daikirai

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01/28/2012 02:07 PM
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So you found 15 dollar?
Chi pecora si fa, il lupo se la mangia
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01/28/2012 02:09 PM
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Buy some more crack with it.
Valet of the SUN (OP)
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01/28/2012 02:10 PM
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Yeah... $15 freakin' dollars. The PTB took my entire life, threw me in the slammer for some shit i dreamt of - then woke me upo and said, "Here, be homelesss"

WTF?

"Oh, and here's $15 dollars for your/our trouble - good luck with that."
Your worst fuckin nightmare (OP)
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01/28/2012 02:11 PM
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Buy some more crack with it.
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Hey buddy,

Crack is way more expensive than $15 bucks
Anonymous Coward
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01/28/2012 02:12 PM
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Buy some more crack with it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8482907


Hey buddy,

Crack is way more expensive than $15 bucks
 Quoting: Your worst fuckin nightmare 704210


You would know. chuckle
Mujahideen (OP)
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01/28/2012 02:23 PM
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Re: I just found out I AM an ILLUMINATI!!!
I'm glad u find this amusing.

At least someone, somewhere is ENJOYING themselves...

Anyhow back to he scoop, So these money grubbing [$ soon to be worthless] bastards kept winking at me. I asked one of them is something was wrong with their eye... They looked dumb and i felt the same.

I really feel if my well being is meaningless then why should anyone else experience well being? How can i feel inner peace when my life was taken from me for some shit i never really understood or agreed with?

My will was VIOLATED and then when i dream of shit and it mysteriously comes to pass i'm the bad guy they want to throw in the slammer.

Lemme tell you, my PEACE OF MIND has never been more important to my friends than this particular era of humanity...

If you think this shit is funny, just wait till it happens to you.
Anonymous Coward
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01/28/2012 02:26 PM
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Take your 15 bucks and buy a Gold Pan, then head west young man.
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01/28/2012 02:27 PM
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Re: I just found out I AM an ILLUMINATI!!!
This is for real. I was in prison and just got out. I went to a local esoteric library and borrowed a book and returned it only to find $15.00???

WTF?

The Skull and Bones cash fund had like a million in it. I thought ALL illuminati were rich? What a disappointment. I think i will take a nice long nap and if i find some cash mysteriously delivered then i will know what i must do.
 Quoting: Valet of the Shadow 704210


So lemme get this straight. You get out of prison and the first thing you do is go to an esoteric library?

amazed
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/28/2012 02:29 PM
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Take your 15 bucks and buy a Gold Pan, then head west young man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7340804


Fuck Pan and the Ass he rode in On. s226 Gold...now we're talking...kNOW som thing i dont know?
Anonymous Coward
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01/28/2012 02:29 PM
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Re: I just found out I AM an ILLUMINATI!!!
I'm glad u find this amusing.

At least someone, somewhere is ENJOYING themselves...

Anyhow back to he scoop, So these money grubbing [$ soon to be worthless] bastards kept winking at me. I asked one of them is something was wrong with their eye... They looked dumb and i felt the same.

I really feel if my well being is meaningless then why should anyone else experience well being? How can i feel inner peace when my life was taken from me for some shit i never really understood or agreed with?

My will was VIOLATED and then when i dream of shit and it mysteriously comes to pass i'm the bad guy they want to throw in the slammer.

Lemme tell you, my PEACE OF MIND has never been more important to my friends than this particular era of humanity...

If you think this shit is funny, just wait till it happens to you.
 Quoting: Mujahideen 704210


Woah, wait slow down, what the fuck are you talking about?

How was your will violated by having premonitions? Sounds like paranoia. But I understand what you're talking about on some level.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/28/2012 02:30 PM
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Re: I just found out I AM an ILLUMINATI!!!
This is for real. I was in prison and just got out. I went to a local esoteric library and borrowed a book and returned it only to find $15.00???

WTF?

The Skull and Bones cash fund had like a million in it. I thought ALL illuminati were rich? What a disappointment. I think i will take a nice long nap and if i find some cash mysteriously delivered then i will know what i must do.
 Quoting: Valet of the Shadow 704210


So lemme get this straight. You get out of prison and the first thing you do is go to an esoteric library?

amazed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1711362


That's right... What of it? That was the thing to do. That's were complaints are filed
Valley of the Sun (OP)
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01/28/2012 02:37 PM
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Re: I just found out I AM an ILLUMINATI!!!
I'm glad u find this amusing.

At least someone, somewhere is ENJOYING themselves...

Anyhow back to he scoop, So these money grubbing [$ soon to be worthless] bastards kept winking at me. I asked one of them is something was wrong with their eye... They looked dumb and i felt the same.

I really feel if my well being is meaningless then why should anyone else experience well being? How can i feel inner peace when my life was taken from me for some shit i never really understood or agreed with?

My will was VIOLATED and then when i dream of shit and it mysteriously comes to pass i'm the bad guy they want to throw in the slammer.

Lemme tell you, my PEACE OF MIND has never been more important to my friends than this particular era of humanity...

If you think this shit is funny, just wait till it happens to you.
 Quoting: Mujahideen 704210


Woah, wait slow down, what the fuck are you talking about?

How was your will violated by having premonitions? Sounds like paranoia. But I understand what you're talking about on some level.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8482907


When one is attuned to the resistive elements which underlying conscious thinking.. The buoyancy whereby we leverage our existence... Dreams are the only way to escape the tragic experience that subdue our hope. In truth, according to my experience, the elevation of altruistic expression, is dependent[to some extent]on the mental projection of the godhead typified in the individual.
Anonymous Coward
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01/28/2012 02:38 PM
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:nonwo:
Anonymous Coward
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01/28/2012 02:41 PM
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I just found out I don't give a rats ass tomato
Reluctant Lama (OP)
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01/28/2012 02:44 PM
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I just found out I don't give a rats ass tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9489757


Let me see if i'm correectly identifying the 'Reciprocal Projection.' :

'I don't give a rats ass '

peacewhatever

is that right?
Sir France's Beercan

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01/28/2012 02:55 PM
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agent

yes sir that's correct. We have ourselves a stoner.
Bro. Ken
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02/05/2012 12:22 PM
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agent

yes sir that's correct. We have ourselves a stoner.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


Well you know what they say about the stoner the field hands rejected?

in case you don't lemme help you out with a simple koan:

He who serves Chinese food with no Fortune Cookie is no friend of mine.
grrttsgar

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02/05/2012 12:34 PM
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Re: I just found out I AM an ILLUMINATI!!!
Yeah... $15 freakin' dollars. The PTB took my entire life, threw me in the slammer for some shit i dreamt of - then woke me upo and said, "Here, be homelesss"

WTF?

"Oh, and here's $15 dollars for your/our trouble - good luck with that."
 Quoting: Valet of the SUN 704210


That dose not mean you are Illuminati.

It means you got fucked.

You might want to do some internet searches.

TI (targeted individual) also electronic harassment you will be surprised what you will find.

Also look into gang stalking its real and when it happens most people do not even know its happening until its too late.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2012 12:37 PM
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OP did you drop the soap?
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2012 12:42 PM
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OP did you drop the soap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10208016


From what I'm understanding he is the soap.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2012 12:42 PM
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OP did you drop the soap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10208016


From what I'm understanding he is the soap.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2012 12:43 PM
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OP did you drop the soap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10208016


From what I'm understanding he is the soap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10178344


I take it his the receiver then?,OP got shafted
Gang Star
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02/05/2012 12:45 PM
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SOap, targeting, save it. Script Read Obey. If more people PAID attention to the script i dare say we could get to the end of the story much sooner. Everybody loves a happy ending.
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02/05/2012 12:50 PM
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OP did you drop the soap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10208016


From what I'm understanding he is the soap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10178344


I take it his the receiver then?,OP got shafted
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10208016


He was indeed a great receiver.... where do you think he got the $15 from?? The other dude must have really enjoyed the OPs stay in prison.
Gang Star
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02/05/2012 12:54 PM
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The OP seems a little upset. It's understandable...The prison system stinks. It's were America the Great, self-righteously, discards its unpolished gems.

I don't see a whole lotta love goin on in there - soap bubbles or not.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2012 01:01 PM
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stop sniffin that paint thinner ;)
G Star
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02/05/2012 01:03 PM
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happyheart

G-d keeps his promises
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02/05/2012 01:22 PM
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Did you find out you can fly too?
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02/05/2012 01:39 PM
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Did you find out you can fly too?
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He's a regular Mr.Clean

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Wine Bibber
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02/08/2012 02:12 PM
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Where the ____ is FRNK?





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