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I am giving away $10,000,000 ($10 Million Dollars for the morans.)

 
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Jesus was just a liar. You know, during those 18 years that he wasn't present, he was in Tibet, learning with the monks. Then, when he came back, he wanted to bring all this spirituality to his people, but they wouldn't get it, so he added all their religion to it and gave himself some credibility by saying that he was the son of god.

You can find more proof of this travel of his in the Apocrypha.
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False gnostic teachings.

Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son. 1 John 2:22
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Two words, The jewish.
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AM i right?
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OP the first and most obvious response is that the onus is upon you to prove you actually have $1,000K to give away, as was stated previously.


Nevertheless, for the purposes of discussion, let us presume you do.


As is my custom, I consulted with the Lord about this as I lay down to sleep, and meditated upon it till I did sleep. Here is the answer I recieved.


I cannot prove to you that Jesus existed, whether he did or did not. The reason for this is that whatever I say, whatever evidence I give you will simply say that is manipulation and control for the purpose of deception. If I describe truths found in scripture you will dismiss it as philosophy mingled with speculation. If I describe my personal visitation of Christ you will say it is my delusion. You have the answer for everything, because you demonstrate that pecuilar inability to think abstractly with an open mind. What you fail to realize is that I can apply your argument to reality as well, and you cannot prove that reality exists either, except for perception, and that means nothing to me.

There are really only two explanations.

1) you are blind, or your brain is somehow crippled

2) you have willfully closed your eyes

You cannot see the beauty of the world, the design, the elaborate magnificence? How do you explain that the vast majority of good in this world is done in Jesus Christs name? You are unaware that Christian charity feeds clothes houses and uplifts the downtrodden who seek? The evidence of millions of Churches, organizations, individuals all motivated by love for and from Christ means nothing to you? To be sure, many of these entities display the common character faults of humanity, after they are organizations of humans, but the motivation?

The best I could ever even do is lead you towards Christ, and if you were to even admit it you could still say I did not furnish the truth, it was Jesus himself who did that so I don't get the 10 millions.


Your challange is akin to a blind man offering ten mil to anyone who can show him the mona lisa, which cannot be done, because he is blind.

In the case of possibillity number one, that you are blind or your brain is crippled, I have faith that Jesus Christ will reveal himself to you in his own way.

In the case of possibility number two, that you willfully have your eyes closed, the solution is simple.

You don't need to offer (anonomously) a ficticious $10,000,000 to find Jesus, you just have to open your eyes.
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Can someone please tell me who Gods father was? Did he have one. Where? Was God born or just pop out of thin nothing? Thats enough for now. Thanks in advance.
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To the first person who can prove Jesus ever existed, without using the bible.
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yawn
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Why do you hate on the Irish?
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Read about these people:
Cornelius Tacitus
Lucian of Samosata
Suetonius
Pliny the Younger
Thallus and Phlegon
Mara Bar-Serapion
Josephus

Now, prove that YOU exist!!!
There are more people that can guarantee that Jesus existed and is alive than people that know you.

I think you don't exist...
Send the money to the poor.
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God's Sun !

For example.


Horus -> Egyptian God. 3000 BC ( LIGHT )

Set - > Dark...

And every day was fighting. Every evening Set was a winner, but every morning Horus was a winner. ( BLack and white or Yin and Yang(OR Yin-Yang) )

So...

Horus - > Egypt - 3000 BC

1.Born on DECEMBER 25th
2. Born of a Virgin
3. Star in the east
4. Adorned by 3 kings
5. Teacher at 12
6. Baptized/ministry at 30
7. 12 disciples
8. Performed miracles
9. "lamb of GOD "/ " the light" " son of god "
10. crucified
11. dead for 3 days
12. resurrected


ATTIS - > Greece 1200 BC
1.Born on DECEMBER 25th
2. Born of a Virgin
3. crucified
4. dead for 3 days
5. resurrected

KRISHNA - > INDIA 900 BC
2. Born of a Virgin
3. Star in the east
8. Performed miracles
12. resurrected

DIONYSUS - > Greece 600 BC
1.Born on DECEMBER 25th
2. Born of a Virgin
8. Performed miracles
12. resurrected

MITHRA - > Percia 1200 BC
1.Born on DECEMBER 25th
2. Born of a Virgin
7. 12 disciples
8. Performed miracles
11. dead for 3 days
12. resurrected
13. "Sunday" worship

You will ask, why? they are not different. Now watch :)

Jesus Christ - > Nowadays
1.Born on DECEMBER 25th
2. Born of a Virgin
3. Star in the east
4. Adorned by 3 kings
7. 12 disciples
8. Performed miracles
6. Baptized/ministry at 30
All knew him like : KING OF KINGS , SON OF GOD , LIGHT OF THE WORLD, ALPHA AND OMEGA, LAMB OF GOD
10. crucified
11. dead for 3 days
12. resurrected

And this is not all gods... they are all similar...

Now i will write you what is this all. Why they are not different.

It is all Astrology...

STAR IN THE WEST - > SIRIUS
This star (SIRIUS) make the line with 3 stars ( 3 kings )
All this four stars point at the sun, when it comes 25 december. ( sunrise )


Virgin it is (constellation Virgo) it is like " M " Like MIRRA, MAYA ...

When was a winter, all people thought that it is like i DEAD...when is cold and ...

At 22 december. The SUN stop moving at 3 days (dead for 3 days) the sun dont move at 22,23,24 december.

At this days 22,23,24 sun stop under SOUTHERN CROSS ( CRUX ) ( i can show you photos somewhere :) )


But 25th december sun start move a little.

So... it is all says like... " The sun is dead for 3 days, and then resurrected "

This is the reason, why all god's dies at 3 days and then resurrected.

Now about 12 disciples.

12 disciples = 12 constellations
and they accompany the movement of the Sun.

And more, more, more... This is Astrology,
Like Egyptians made Pyramid...and those pyramids are all placed on the sides of the world...

JESUS CHRIST IS WITH US, IT IS THE SUN ! And white energy in you it is powerfull energy!

Thanks... puwkin13 @ inbox.lv
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06/30/2012 03:14 PM
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Sorry for my bad English :(
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Joseph of Arimathea, the uncle of the Virgin Mary. He was Jesus' great uncle. Joseph was a rich merchant with a large fleet of ships that ran the tin trade for the Roman Empire, between England and the Mediterranean.

As Jesus' great uncle, Joseph became Jesus' Guardian (by Law, as next of kin) when Mary's husband Joseph died early in Jesus' life. He took Jesus with him on his journeys to Glastonbury, England. The place we know as Avalon; the King Arthur Avalon. This is the location of the first Christian church built above ground.

Jesus spending time in Britain can be found in "The Traditions of Glastonbury", by E. Raymond Capt, and "Did Our Lord Visit Britain", by C.C. Dobson.



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The proper spelling of the word "moran" is "moron"... with two O's.

The moar you no...
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Hey douchebag, MORAN IS SPELLED that way on this site!!! YOU GODDAM NOOOOOOB!!!
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ask him to show you he is real


only way you will know
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Just want all of you to know I love yall. hf abduct
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Sorry for my bad English :(
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Your English is much better than my Latvian.
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SUPPOSEDLY THERE IS MORE EVIDENCE PROVING THAT JESUS WAS A REAL LIVE BEING , WHO WALKED THE EARTH , THAN ALL OTHER HISTORICAL EVENTS IN THE PAST. WHERES MY MONEY..... HONEY???
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ask him to show you he is real


only way you will know
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He answered me blwkss
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ask him to show you he is real


only way you will know
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NO HUMAN CAN MAKE YOU BELIEVE JESUS IS REAL


IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF HE IS REAL

THEN ASK HIM TO SHOW YOU HE IS REAL

AND PAY CLOSE ATTENTION
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ask him to show you he is real


only way you will know
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He answered me blwkss
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hf
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The proper spelling of the word "moran" is "moron"... with two O's.

The moar you no...
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WHAT THE FU*K?

NOOOOOOO!!!! I've spelled it MORAN for years... now you say I have to spell it MOORAN???

WTF?

You a cow in disguise? AC = anonymous cow?
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Get a brain religitards. Santa requires belief too, but that doesn't mean we believe we have to be good to get christmas presents our whole life.
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Listen, I want you to keep your 10,000,000, you need it more than I. You use it to prove there was not records of Jesus or the name that was give to him at the time. It will take you on a journey, that may save your life.
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ask him to show you he is real


only way you will know
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NO HUMAN CAN MAKE YOU BELIEVE JESUS IS REAL


IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF HE IS REAL

THEN ASK HIM TO SHOW YOU HE IS REAL

AND PAY CLOSE ATTENTION
 Quoting: ttowngirl


Yeah, most want proof from a man before they
will believe God speaking to their hearts.

Gotta start somewhere.

But the best would be to ask so you may receive.

I'll split it with ya. hf
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[link to www.thenazareneway.com]

FAIL !!! Now give me my money heathen .
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The proper spelling of the word "moran" is "moron"... with two O's.

The moar you no...
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Hey spelling tyrant...nobody popped your GLP cherry?
Well, I'm not gonna. You can remain the King of GLP Morans.
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As for the "Historical" Jesus...Not very many people could write in those times.

Writing was reseved to "elites", "initiates". and "pharisies".

You could be put to death for knowing how to read or write without the proper "authority".

So, the early Christians (Krishnas) used the sybolism of the FISH to identify with their spiritual leader..

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Please. I said you the truth. I am poor. Help if you can... You think to give someone 10 000 000 ... This money fo us it is unreal... i Dont need so much... :(
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To the first person who can prove Jesus ever existed, without using the bible.
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Please help... i am in debt :(
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I told you the truth... Can you give me some money, for my true!
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here i am you can give me 1.000.000 email me let me no gregtanner50@yahoo.com see ya
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Jesus did exist but he was only a messenger of God, he was not God or the son of God, but if your question was does God exist then the answer is, how can you know for sure?? ask the time, because God is the time.
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It's moron you moron.

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