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Is Jesus Coming Back?

 
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When I was a kid in the late 70s one of my parent's church members had a dream in which the rapture took place. His dream was quite realistic as he described a very wintry night with shooting going on all over his neighborhood. Being that he lived in a pretty well-to-do suburb I dismissed it as fantasy and blew it off. Now, over 30 years later I wonder if it was true? He described shooting going on all over which could happen if the US devolves into civil war.

Recently, I had a dream where the same thing happened although there was no shooting in my dream. The similarity between the two was that it was winter in his dream and mine. Could it be that the rapture takes place around the next inauguration? It would be winter and people will be pissed off based on either outcome in this fall's election.

I wonder?

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I read here his ship's hyperdrive was damaged so he is running a few years late.

Sorry to break this bad news
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When I was a kid in the late 70s one of my parent's church members had a dream in which the rapture took place. His dream was quite realistic as he described a very wintry night with shooting going on all over his neighborhood. Being that he lived in a pretty well-to-do suburb I dismissed it as fantasy and blew it off. Now, over 30 years later I wonder if it was true? He described shooting going on all over which could happen if the US devolves into civil war.

Recently, I had a dream where the same thing happened although there was no shooting in my dream. The similarity between the two was that it was winter in his dream and mine. Could it be that the rapture takes place around the next inauguration? It would be winter and people will be pissed off based on either outcome in this fall's election.

I wonder?
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YES!!!! Don't let others tell you otherwise!! He is coming back and he will be this year!!! Be ready, he is about to show up!!!! Don't listen to those who fear what they don't understand, When the Rapture happens, it will be them who will be crying for lack of knowledge and just pure IGNORANCE!!!! STAY STRONG AND BE READY NOW!!!!

hf
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NO!!!!!!!bsflag
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Yep...You better believe it!
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When I was a kid in the late 70s one of my parent's church members had a dream in which the rapture took place. His dream was quite realistic as he described a very wintry night with shooting going on all over his neighborhood. Being that he lived in a pretty well-to-do suburb I dismissed it as fantasy and blew it off. Now, over 30 years later I wonder if it was true? He described shooting going on all over which could happen if the US devolves into civil war.

Recently, I had a dream where the same thing happened although there was no shooting in my dream. The similarity between the two was that it was winter in his dream and mine. Could it be that the rapture takes place around the next inauguration? It would be winter and people will be pissed off based on either outcome in this fall's election.

I wonder?
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Kid ,go to bed!
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When I was a kid in the late 70s one of my parent's church members had a dream in which the rapture took place. His dream was quite realistic as he described a very wintry night with shooting going on all over his neighborhood. Being that he lived in a pretty well-to-do suburb I dismissed it as fantasy and blew it off. Now, over 30 years later I wonder if it was true? He described shooting going on all over which could happen if the US devolves into civil war.

Recently, I had a dream where the same thing happened although there was no shooting in my dream. The similarity between the two was that it was winter in his dream and mine. Could it be that the rapture takes place around the next inauguration? It would be winter and people will be pissed off based on either outcome in this fall's election.

I wonder?
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Kid ,go to bed!
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Um, I am 50 and it's not bedtime yet.
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Yes. that them ET's will be back this year im afraid!!!
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bump
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THIS!!! You are an idiot if you think otherwise!
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Absolutely Jesus Christ is coming back.

Please come quickly Lord Jesus.
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Yes, in power and glory
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Jesus falsely prophesies that the end of the world will come within his listeners’ lifetimes.
Amen, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away. (Mark 13:30-31 NAB)

Jesus falsely predicts that some of his listeners would live to see him return and establish the kingdom of God.

"Truly I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death until they see the kingdom of God." (Luke 9:27 NAB)

6) Jesus implies that he will return to earth during the lifetime of John. (John 21:22)

John thinks he is living in “the last times.” He “knows” this because he sees so many antichrists around. 1 John 2:18

John says that the antichrist was already present at the time 1 John was written. 1 John 4:3

Paul thought that the end was near and that Jesus would return soon after he wrote these words. Philippians 4:5

Paul believes he is living in the “last days.” Hebrews 1:2
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jesus coming back is the end of the world , death ....simple as that
i dont wana go in the basement , im gona burn the building ....
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middle eastern death cult buuuulllshit
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I think YAHU-SHUAH will come back close to the year 6000. Which is in about 225 years.
Way too many things have to happen that haven't happened yet for him to come back sooner. Way too many things.

A scriptural neophyte wouldn't even be looking for him yet. So if you are looking for YAHUSHUAH to come, you are a scriptural retard. You have a delusional spirit.

THE PROPHET ELIYAHU "MUST" COME FIRST AND RESTORE ALL THINGS. RESTORING ALL THINGS MIGHT TAKE AWHILE.

YAH'S PROPHET ELIYAHU WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE NAME JESUS.
THEN HE HAS TO CONVINCE THE SONS OF ABRAHAM TO KEEP THE PASSOVER UNDER THE LAW OF MOSES. THAT INVOLVES EVERY FAMILY FASTING, CUTTING A LAMBS THROAT,PUTTING THE BLOOD ON THE DOOR POST, AND ROASTING THE LAMB WHOLE. - AMONG OTHER THINGS.

BABYLON HAS TO BE REBUILT AND BECOME A MAJOR TRADING CENTER IN THE WORLD.

THE THIRD TEMPLE HAS TO BE REBUILT.

I believe Eliyahu could appear within the next 100 years or so. He is that close to coming. I can't imagine Eliyahu coming more than 200 years. He might not come until about 5990 or so.

He surely is very close to coming. We need to start preaching the coming of Eliyahu to our children and grandchildren. They may live long enough to see it.
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The rapturetards scared him off.

Yes, even Jesus has his limits.
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He's not coming back in His person to rule over the earth
as Protestants preach. Sounds almost like what the jewish people
were mistaken about...

He's coming mystically, supernaturally...spiritually.
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The strangest dream I had about rapture or "doom" that I was curious about, was one night I had a migraine and fell asleep into a dream that I was in a strange neighborhood, with the feeling or "knowing" it was summer, but there was snow on the ground. My family was packing (my parents are divorced, but my entire family were in our old house franticly packing.), and I was watching. I walked outside to freezing weather, then all of a sudden the sky turned purple, and people brushed it off like it happened frequently. My parents told me to come in but I decided to stay and see. Immediately the gravitational pull of my body turned horizontal and my neck turned to the side, I couldn't move. It felt like I was being electrocuted and held back. Anyway it eventually subsided and I was thrown to the ground. I ran inside and my parents hugged me. They said this was normal, since our earth had no protection from some kind lf gravity field or energy field (idfk).. When they were done packing, we got in our shitty beat up Dodge Neon and began driving.. the roads were packed full of cars with people trying to evacuate. Once we got into the city it got worse, people trying to break into other cars, fires, etc.. I didn't even know where we were going. We arrived at a bunker where it was just my dad and I for some reason, it just skipped to that scene. Long story short after spending time in an underground bunker my dad and I were surrounded with scientists and physicists crying and holding each other, and things began to get brighter with screaming and our bodies began to stretch out into time if that made sense. Then I woke up and pissed. That's the end of it.. but it really got to me.
John works 40 hours a week at a factory job. His rate of pay is $12.00 per hour. This week he worked an additional 3.5 hours of overtime for which he is paid $18.00 per hour. If he stops at the bar on the way home and drinks up 40% of his paycheck, how long until his wife piles all his shit up on the sidewalk?
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why you just skipping over my posts you stupid fucking idiots ... the bible is clear he will come in the clouds like lightining from east to west ... and some will meat him in the air ...

its death , its the end of the world you fucking stupid little retards who ever is pure will go with him , who ever isnt will burn with the earth ...

how hard is this for you fucking retards to get ..
i dont wana go in the basement , im gona burn the building ....
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No ... car is broken down.
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Im not sure... but I can guess if something dosent happen soon, suicide rates are going to skyrocket come 2013..
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Jesus was on earth for a long time before he was recognized as the Son of Man. Christ is already walking this earth today, and he is living through each of us. When the Christ makes an appearance he will be nothing more than a male human being. Then you must stand up for him and follow.
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yes, in power and glory, amen
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Jesus was on earth for a long time before he was recognized as the Son of Man. Christ is already walking this earth today, and he is living through each of us. When the Christ makes an appearance he will be nothing more than a male human being. Then you must stand up for him and follow.
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Really?... Unless the guy starts pulling miracles out of his ass left and right, he will be committed to a loonie bin long before gaining mainstream news or global awareness of his introduction.
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abductYes very soon I agree 100% be ready

YES!!!! Don't let others tell you otherwise!! He is coming back and he will be this year!!! Be ready, he is about to show up!!!! Don't listen to those who fear what they don't understand, When the Rapture happens, it will be them who will be crying for lack of knowledge and just pure IGNORANCE!!!! STAY STRONG AND BE READY NOW!!!!
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Jesus was on earth for a long time before he was recognized as the Son of Man. Christ is already walking this earth today, and he is living through each of us. When the Christ makes an appearance he will be nothing more than a male human being. Then you must stand up for him and follow.
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Really?... Unless the guy starts pulling miracles out of his ass left and right, he will be committed to a loonie bin long before gaining mainstream news or global awareness of his introduction.
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That is not actually for you, you will be a spectator with your Blaspheme in Hell forever unless you fall on your face and ask forgiveness. There is still time and mercy for those who are really sorry for their sins. So where will I see you
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He's here, they've, meaning the beast, and those who represent it have already tried to murder him again, He's back as your warrior King,but, same as last the powers that be do not want Him, and neither would anyone else if He told you the truth





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