was at a friends house and didnt have toilet paper

You should have taken off your clothes and washed up in the tub, or shower. This worked for me once in the past when I was at my gf's house.

A nice trick when the SHTF.

Hope that helps next time you're in this situation.

lol that's funny.

i know i could have should have, will she know it was me?

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Last Edited by Judethz on 02/13/2012 01:23 PM

I bet she'll know it was you just by the look on your face when you see her again.

, you're nasty

Try shitting without leaving threadmarks on your buttocks, it's easy.

solution....

Use the dirty laundry from the hamper.....the friends will think its their own stains....

Yes this works. Too bad houses in the U.S. don't have b'days (sp?)...they are very convenient!

Does your friend not have a small dog or a cat that you could have used?

Socks are the emergency reserve you wear .. AND they go down the tube.

No it wasn't, the OP is a moron and so are you.

ALWAYS carry a tissue in your purse/pocket.

yup.

Are u saying you've never run out of toilet paper, or that your shit doesn't stink?

Maybe both?

This is why I don't allow men in my house without constant supervision.....

I'm sittin' on a toilet, in a house that I don't know.

Lookin' all 'round me where'd the toilet paper go?

I'm feelin' real uneasy and I'm feelin' real uncertain,

'Cause I gotta wipe my butt again...with the shower curtain.

- Rodney Carrington

Welcome post-shtf world bro!

Oh, right, only guys do deplorable things like that, I distinctly remember a female on here reporting that she pissed in a sink, because someone else was in the bathroom.

I am saying the story is stupid, and so are the people who find it funny.

then your just an a** hole lol

Solution #1.
Just wipe your pucker onto their face towel, that will teach them a lesson and they will become shit faced with a leagal limit of below .08 Rest ASSured your next occupation there will be goo gobbs of wipoass paper.

Solution #2 Don't do anything. Just sit there looking pretty until your "friend" comes looking for you. Once there tell them you are having a hard time squeezing the charmin and they will get the hint.

Solution #3 Suck it up your a man so represent! Pull up your trousers and take your shitty unprepared ass home for a batch of laundry and a short talk with the yellow rubber ducky.

PS: Ever wonder why toilet paper is white? I think that is racist. Where can I find some black toilet paper at the same price NAACP?

Solved now move along.

and all your mutual friends, and mutual enemies, and co-workers etcetcetc will all soon know too - and you will lose her as a friend as she will be disgusted by you now.

All because you couldn't ask for some toilet paper while sitting on the can.

Of course a European would figure out a makeshift bidet. We don't do that over here, we just use paper and hope for the best, so the whole shower thing wouldn't cross our mind. Nasty huh?

lol ... do you know this from experience?

OP is disgusting. You could have jumped in the shower for 30 seconds or just poked your head out the door and asked. You didn't even clean the shower curtain after you were done? Inconsiderate POS, I hope she tells everyone you know, and your new nickname will become Shitstain.

Me and a buddy were out hiking in the White Tank Mountains west of Phoenix. Nothing but cactus around. He had to go poop. He did. I tried to stay upwind after that.

Nahhhh, I'm sure they're use to seeing their shower curtain with shit stains on it all the time...