Ladies Of GLP, Would You Rather Date A Man Who Is Enormously Fat Or Extremely Flatulent?

Um, neither. Not really a choice as most enormously fat are also extremely flatulent.

Enormously fat.

OP what kind of question is that???? WHy can't they have BOTH??????

Flatulent.

Haha yeah I`ll go spear man too !

Somebody who can put out a good Dutch oven.

Flatulent.

not necesarily,my dead husband,tall and skinny drank too much bitter (beer) man,he stunk! when we were poor,i swapped to half pints of the stuff,never again!

Most fat men are extremely flatulent.

Flatulent, for sure. I can return fire and always blame him in public.

I like a sassy, gassy woman. ;)

Extremely flaulent.

Enormously fat.

Don't both of these attributes go hand-in-hand? Is there a such thing as an Extremely Flatulent skinny person? Where would that store it?

You must be a mode to qualify for posing such a stupid moron question.

If his man part is huge, who would care?

Depends on how smart he is...smart men are crazy sexy no matter what else. Farts are funny...if I can Fart too
And a bit of kink too.


But I am lucky..have a handsome buff man I could eat alive...and often let's me try.

Is that the only choice we get...Guess I stay single

Date? Flatulent.

Is this Simon Cowells latest boy band?...........

Fat.

I'd take anyone as Valentine's day approaches.

Neither....

Hoiw does a thread like this with only 2 pages and almost a year old manage to stay alive?

The answer is both.

It's a no brainer. After 3 children with a hot wife, Peter Griffin is the proof.

How fat ?

I would go with fat if not toooooo fat.

Farting is more gross.

Enormously fat.

At least 350 pounds.

Hmmmm.... Is the farter healthy and attractive?

Looks like Brad Pitt, in a 350lb fat suit.

Did God go to art school?