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"The Lord Jesus Christ keeps telling me that a mega earthquake will take place very soon" [[Posted Yesterday 4/10/12]] FULFILLED !!!

 
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When JC finally comes back I heard he's joining the UFC. He will be the first MMA fighter in history to disable opponents by glancing at them. I wonder how long the UFC will allow this to go on because watching Jesus take out guys like this will get boring after a while.
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Do you really believe that the one call Yahweh in the old testament is the true one loving infinite creator?

Jesus NEVER refers to his father has Yahweh, but as the one true creator of all things.


Look at the evidence. Would a loving all knowing God act the way Yahweh does in the old testament. Erradicating whole cities! Showing jealousy. Demanding sacrifices and all the other crap a real God would never do.

Or is it more realistic that Yahweh was just an advanced alien who pretended to be God? Also read the Sumarian text which fills in the blanks for Genesis, and this definitely seems to be the case.

I am a Gnostic Christian and we understand this. Jesus on the other hand is the real deal. I tend to only read what Jesus actually spoke. For that is true and brilliant wisdom. Jesus was trying to teach us how to ascend into a high vibration and state of being. He even said we could do these things and more.

But like all other religions, the true message was lost and twisted for control purposes by the elite who use religion to rule by fear. 'If you are bad you are going to hell' and all that stuff. Scaring people into obediency.

The last thing they want is a thinking, objective intelligent population. They want drones. Find Jesus's true message and get rid of all the religious dogma and you are one step closer to freeing yourself of your self imposed brainwashed religious chains you shackled yourself with.
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Do you speak Aramaic? Because that is what Jesus spoke so you must speak Aramaic if so reply in Aramaic.





Jesus may have spoken Aramaic but his primary language would have been Greek because that was the language of the day . Given the fact Jesus was a jewish it is safe to say he spoke Hebrew , I don't understand why people try to perpetuate this lie of his language being Aramaic other than to give undo credence to he was of Arab descent to go along with the lie of the Koran .
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Do you speak Aramaic? Because that is what Jesus spoke so you must speak Aramaic if so reply in Aramaic.





Jesus may have spoken Aramaic but his primary language would have been Greek because that was the language of the day . Given the fact Jesus was a jewish it is safe to say he spoke Hebrew , I don't understand why people try to perpetuate this lie of his language being Aramaic other than to give undo credence to he was of Arab descent to go along with the lie of the Koran .
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In the villages such as Nazareth and Capharnaum the dominant language if not the only one was Aramaic.
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Oh, the hate, the attacks, the lies and the slander just keep coming and coming. It's to be expected tho.

Jesus told us it would be like this.

Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me."

:yah2:
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Amen, Lisa. That is the way the Lord Jesus said it would

be! hf
 Quoting: Once4All


There are no modern day prophets because Gods revealed word was completed with the close of the New Testament canon.You need to read your Bible regardless of what your motives are it is blasphemous to speak of such things such as Jesus speaks to you or through you.
She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
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I think that rich people should live like poor people, and poor people should live like rich people, and change every week....
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Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
-Tupac Shakur

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
-Tupac Shakur

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
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A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
-Malcolm X

When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
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What an excellent day for an exorcism.
-The Exorcist
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Re: "The Lord Jesus Christ keeps telling me that a mega earthquake will take place very soon" [[Posted Yesterday 4/10/12]] FULFILLED !!!
Because earthquakes are so rare that predicting one MUST be the work of a divine being.

Except for that part where earthquakes literally happen all the time.

And the bullshit about an increase in 3.0+ earthquakes is just that: Bullshit. Go read about how often minor quakes hit places like Missouri or South Carolina. I infrequently visit both of those locations and have been there for multiple minor quakes. So minor, in fact, that they fail to even wake my wife.

A prediction is only good if it is precise enough to pinpoint an event in such a way that it excludes other, similar events. A prediction that can be fulfilled by multiple events isnt a prediction, its a guess.
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Do you speak Aramaic? Because that is what Jesus spoke so you must speak Aramaic if so reply in Aramaic.





Jesus may have spoken Aramaic but his primary language would have been Greek because that was the language of the day . Given the fact Jesus was a jewish it is safe to say he spoke Hebrew , I don't understand why people try to perpetuate this lie of his language being Aramaic other than to give undo credence to he was of Arab descent to go along with the lie of the Koran .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114225


In the villages such as Nazareth and Capharnaum the dominant language if not the only one was Aramaic.
 Quoting: KlLLUMINATI


Really that is why Pontius Pilate ordered the signs to be written in Greek , Hebrew and Latin when Christ was cruxified . If Aramaic was spoken so widely , Pilate would have written it in that language to get the message out , many peoples try to usurp the truth to fit others agendas and this is just another case of trying to show the area as being of Arab origin.
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You attackers enjoy your day. I'm going to leave you alone now, continue with your hatefest if you like, I won't participate.
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I hope you find the love and peace you desire.
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The Lord Jesus Christ keeps telling me that a

Mega Earthquake will take place very soon. No, i do

not know exactly when [but on God's timetabe] it will be

very very soon."


Posted Yesterday:

Thread: THE EARTH IS GOING TO MOVE AGAIN <--- Says the Lord Jesus Christ ---> GET READY (Page 121)


The Lord Jesus Christ Says

Everything is setting up for a big quake

Thread: THE EARTH IS GOING TO MOVE AGAIN <--- Says the Lord Jesus Christ ---> GET READY (Page 113)

March 7, 2012


:cross55:
 Quoting: Once4All


Do you speak Aramaic? Because that is what Jesus spoke so you must speak Aramaic if so reply in Aramaic.
 Quoting: KlLLUMINATI


Jesus is alive. He knows how to speak english!
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Re: "The Lord Jesus Christ keeps telling me that a mega earthquake will take place very soon" [[Posted Yesterday 4/10/12]] FULFILLED !!!
Do you speak Aramaic? Because that is what Jesus spoke so you must speak Aramaic if so reply in Aramaic.





Jesus may have spoken Aramaic but his primary language would have been Greek because that was the language of the day . Given the fact Jesus was a jewish it is safe to say he spoke Hebrew , I don't understand why people try to perpetuate this lie of his language being Aramaic other than to give undo credence to he was of Arab descent to go along with the lie of the Koran .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114225


In the villages such as Nazareth and Capharnaum the dominant language if not the only one was Aramaic.
 Quoting: KlLLUMINATI


Really that is why Pontius Pilate ordered the signs to be written in Greek , Hebrew and Latin when Christ was cruxified . If Aramaic was spoken so widely , Pilate would have written it in that language to get the message out , many peoples try to usurp the truth to fit others agendas and this is just another case of trying to show the area as being of Arab origin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114225


It’s most likely that Jesus spoke Aramaic as his primary language and that he almost certainly knew Hebrew and perhaps a little Greek. It is unlikely that Jesus spoke Latin as envisioned in the passion of the christ
She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
-Norman Bates

I think that rich people should live like poor people, and poor people should live like rich people, and change every week....
-Tupac Shakur

Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
-Tupac Shakur

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
-Tupac Shakur

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
-Malcolm X

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
-Malcolm X

When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
-Dawn of the Dead

What an excellent day for an exorcism.
-The Exorcist
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The Lord Jesus Christ keeps telling me that a

Mega Earthquake will take place very soon. No, i do

not know exactly when [but on God's timetabe] it will be

very very soon."


Posted Yesterday:

Thread: THE EARTH IS GOING TO MOVE AGAIN <--- Says the Lord Jesus Christ ---> GET READY (Page 121)


The Lord Jesus Christ Says

Everything is setting up for a big quake

Thread: THE EARTH IS GOING TO MOVE AGAIN <--- Says the Lord Jesus Christ ---> GET READY (Page 113)

March 7, 2012


:cross55:
 Quoting: Once4All


Do you speak Aramaic? Because that is what Jesus spoke so you must speak Aramaic if so reply in Aramaic.
 Quoting: KlLLUMINATI


Jesus is alive. He knows how to speak english!
 Quoting: Once4All


There are no modern day prophets because Gods revealed word was completed with the close of the New Testament canon.You need to read your Bible regardless of what your motives are it is blasphemous to speak of such things such as Jesus speaks to you or through you.
She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
-Norman Bates

I think that rich people should live like poor people, and poor people should live like rich people, and change every week....
-Tupac Shakur

Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
-Tupac Shakur

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
-Tupac Shakur

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
-Malcolm X

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
-Malcolm X

When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
-Dawn of the Dead

What an excellent day for an exorcism.
-The Exorcist
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The Lord Jesus Christ keeps telling me that a

Mega Earthquake will take place very soon. No, i do

not know exactly when [but on God's timetabe] it will be

very very soon."


Posted Yesterday:

Thread: THE EARTH IS GOING TO MOVE AGAIN <--- Says the Lord Jesus Christ ---> GET READY (Page 121)


The Lord Jesus Christ Says

Everything is setting up for a big quake

Thread: THE EARTH IS GOING TO MOVE AGAIN <--- Says the Lord Jesus Christ ---> GET READY (Page 113)

March 7, 2012


:cross55:
 Quoting: Once4All


Do you speak Aramaic? Because that is what Jesus spoke so you must speak Aramaic if so reply in Aramaic.
 Quoting: KlLLUMINATI


Jesus is alive. He knows how to speak english!
 Quoting: Once4All


There are no modern day prophets because Gods revealed word was completed with the close of the New Testament canon.You need to read your Bible regardless of what your motives are it is blasphemous to speak of such things such as Jesus speaks to you or through you.
 Quoting: KlLLUMINATI


I don't claim to be a prophet.

If you read the book of Acts the Holy Spirit and Jesus

Christ are still speaking to people. Get baptized in the

Holy Spirit and you will understand what i'm talking about.
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When JC finally comes back I heard he's joining the UFC. He will be the first MMA fighter in history to disable opponents by glancing at them. I wonder how long the UFC will allow this to go on because watching Jesus take out guys like this will get boring after a while.
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It is really a bad idea to mock Jesus. People did it at the crucifixion and they are all dead now.
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Re: "The Lord Jesus Christ keeps telling me that a mega earthquake will take place very soon" [[Posted Yesterday 4/10/12]] FULFILLED !!!
Do you really believe that the one call Yahweh in the old testament is the true one loving infinite creator?

Jesus NEVER refers to his father has Yahweh, but as the one true creator of all things.


Look at the evidence. Would a loving all knowing God act the way Yahweh does in the old testament. Erradicating whole cities! Showing jealousy. Demanding sacrifices and all the other crap a real God would never do.

Or is it more realistic that Yahweh was just an advanced alien who pretended to be God? Also read the Sumarian text which fills in the blanks for Genesis, and this definitely seems to be the case.

I am a Gnostic Christian and we understand this. Jesus on the other hand is the real deal. I tend to only read what Jesus actually spoke. For that is true and brilliant wisdom. Jesus was trying to teach us how to ascend into a high vibration and state of being. He even said we could do these things and more.

But like all other religions, the true message was lost and twisted for control purposes by the elite who use religion to rule by fear. 'If you are bad you are going to hell' and all that stuff. Scaring people into obediency.

The last thing they want is a thinking, objective intelligent population. They want drones. Find Jesus's true message and get rid of all the religious dogma and you are one step closer to freeing yourself of your self imposed brainwashed religious chains you shackled yourself with.
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You will live if you put into practice what Jesus said.

If you believe in your heart that God raised Jesus from the

dead and confess with your lips "Jesus is Lord" then you

shall be saved!!!
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Stop worshipping demons and go get a girlfriend.

You need to get laid buddy!

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I could say alot in reply to that, but I will hold back my tongue. Have a good day Neim.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


you better because I can show everything I post is biblical and for correction and edificatiion not false propehecying about earthquakes and givng dates..Telling people the lord told you something but you cant remember what he said.
Then the funniest of all is you telling of an angel with the sword sitting on the woman hood in the snow pointing her in the right Direction home.

You make the word of God a spectacle and a clown show in the eyes of the public
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Enjoy your day Neim.
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For show . LisaLisa is a Pharisee !

And for the OP !

Deu 18:20 But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.
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Insulting people is not the will of God. By insulting Lisa in this way you just prove that the love of God is not in your heart.
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The thing the OP worship is a demon!
Jesus is not about worshiping, Jesus is about being good to others.

Jesus needs no worshiping.
Jesus needs no bible.

Only thing that needs worshiping are demons!


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The thing the OP worship is a demon!
Jesus is not about worshiping, Jesus is about being good to others.

Jesus needs no worshiping.
Jesus needs no bible.

Only thing that needs worshiping are demons!



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Jesus is very much about worshiping.
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The thing the OP worship is a demon!
Jesus is not about worshiping, Jesus is about being good to others.

Jesus needs no worshiping.
Jesus needs no bible.

Only thing that needs worshiping are demons!



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12084451


Jesus is very much about worshiping.
 Quoting: Once4All


Then you worship FAKE Jesus.
Jesus is not about worshiping but being good to others.

Jesus lives within everyone.
Religion is the tool that demons use to bind people!
Jesus rejected religion. Jesus is about love and freedom and helping others and is not about worpshiping and feeding religion nor some demonic entities.

Jesus had sex. Jesus was not the person stupid religious people thought he is.
Jesus is cool dude who was funny as hell. He had a good heart and good mind.

What you worship is NOT JESUS!!! JESUS IS NOT PREDICTING SHIT!!!!
ARE YOU NUTS?
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In case you were wondering...

If god talks back it's schizophrenia.

Voices in your head.

Congrats you're fucking crazy.
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The thing the OP worship is a demon!
Jesus is not about worshiping, Jesus is about being good to others.

Jesus needs no worshiping.
Jesus needs no bible.

Only thing that needs worshiping are demons!



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Jesus is very much about worshiping.
 Quoting: Once4All


Many supporters of religious communities are content to glorify the idol of their faith. This ignorant perhaps even put on holy pictures. They only still argue about who is then the greater prophet: Jesus, Krishna, Buddha or Mohammed. Here argue, figuratively spoken, children about which mother is the better one.
A spiritual master does not want to be glorified. He wants his to take up his ideas and imitate him, which he exemplified them. Some people will need a teacher. However, they should work out their own experiences and should not fall into apathy and limit to worship. The Master (Buddha, Krishna, Mohammed, Jesus Christ, etc.), so to speak gave the recipe for the dish. Then everyone has to cook himself. If you remain idle for too long, you'll starve!
I am a mystic. My homepage is also in English
[link to christus-spricht.com (secure)]

download book: about April 28, it will be available via my homepage. A little bit later also via online-bookstores a softcover.

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Jesus is very much about worshiping.
 Quoting: Once4All


Many supporters of religious communities are content to glorify the idol of their faith. This ignorant perhaps even put on holy pictures. They only still argue about who is then the greater prophet: Jesus, Krishna, Buddha or Mohammed. Here argue, figuratively spoken, children about which mother is the better one.
A spiritual master does not want to be glorified. He wants his to take up his ideas and imitate him, which he exemplified them. Some people will need a teacher. However, they should work out their own experiences and should not fall into apathy and limit to worship. The Master (Buddha, Krishna, Mohammed, Jesus Christ, etc.), so to speak gave the recipe for the dish. Then everyone has to cook himself. If you remain idle for too long, you'll starve!
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If you do something for yourself (attain some spiritual mastery), you are worshipping yourself.
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In case you were wondering...

If god talks back it's schizophrenia.

Voices in your head.

Congrats you're fucking crazy.
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You need to study the Book of Acts.
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Thanks Lisa hf
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Do you speak Aramaic? Because that is what Jesus spoke so you must speak Aramaic if so reply in Aramaic.





Jesus may have spoken Aramaic but his primary language would have been Greek because that was the language of the day . Given the fact Jesus was a jewish it is safe to say he spoke Hebrew , I don't understand why people try to perpetuate this lie of his language being Aramaic other than to give undo credence to he was of Arab descent to go along with the lie of the Koran .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3114225


In the villages such as Nazareth and Capharnaum the dominant language if not the only one was Aramaic.
 Quoting: KlLLUMINATI


In the Book of Acts, visitors heard the Apostles speaking in their own language!
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Do you speak Aramaic? Because that is what Jesus spoke so you must speak Aramaic if so reply in Aramaic.





Jesus may have spoken Aramaic but his primary language would have been Greek because that was the language of the day . Given the fact Jesus was a jewish it is safe to say he spoke Hebrew , I don't understand why people try to perpetuate this lie of his language being Aramaic other than to give undo credence to he was of Arab descent to go along with the lie of the Koran .
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Jesus knows all languages.

But it would be interesting to know what languages He knew and spoke when he was walking the earth.
"When you don't keep your word, you lose credibility and trustworthy friends"
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I heard a large voice tell me

"the mark of the beast is soon on the earth"
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Thanks for sharing.
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It is really a bad idea to mock Jesus. People did it at the crucifixion and they are all dead now.
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Do all christians try to use Jesus as an excuse to hand out death threats, or is it just here on GLP?
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Re: "The Lord Jesus Christ keeps telling me that a mega earthquake will take place very soon" [[Posted Yesterday 4/10/12]] FULFILLED !!!
Afternoon Once4All!

I'm reading a book called Suffering, Martyrdom, and Rewards in Heaven by Josef Ton. It's really interesting. I found it on Amazon-was pointed towards it by Voice of the Martyrs-an article written for them.

It's a really interesting read. I don't know if it's something you would find interesting or not, but I thought I would put it out there for you and Lisa and Koffee.

Josef Ton was a preacher in communist Romania during the 70's. He was arrested and tortured by the secret police and he was threatened with death many times. He wrote this book after being exiled from Romania in 1981 and it is really interesting and thought provoking.

I'm personally Praising The Lord that no one was killed in today's earthquake. Praise The Lord.
Blessings!





GLP