Brazilian Cannibals Sold Pastries Made With Human Flesh

Nuke Brazil from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

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Yeah, that sounds like something cannibals would do.

yummy probably tasted like pork or bacon flavored pastries

Well then don't buy pastries from Cannibals you idiots!

Just 'cause this is an interesting news story.

We like to eat north-americans, they are juicy.

Hey i'm from Brazil and can assure you this story shock me as well. Please don't derail this thread with anger towards us. Those people are sick fucks, that's for sur

I've got nothing but love for Brazil. I'm retiring in Rio.

Lol this movie is pure shit. Don't believe everything Hollywood throws at you.

Cool!

I'm from the south region of the country.

I have nothing against Brazilians, but this is not the first time I hear about cannibalism in Brazil.

There used to be a restaurant in Brazilia where they served human flesh from traitors.

The Brazilian politicians eat their people alive, every day, by pushing taxes and taxes right upon our asses.

??? Sorry bro, but if you want to know the true facts about our country, you have to stick to good sources or come visit us. The media promotes a very primitive and tribal look upon our people, when in truth our country is developing at increasing rates and is much more akin to countries like Argentina, our neighbor. The bold part in your post is utter bullshit, I assure you. As is that episode of Simpsons when they came to Rio and found jungle and monkeys (lol).

I'm not trying to promote my country or anything, but these cannibalism cases are isolated and rest assured they will face heavy punishment from the court. We live in a (mostly) civilized society, despite some favelas in the big cities.

Brazil is fucked up, just like India or Venezuela is, never want to visit any of those shit holes, just want to hear "Venezuela, Brazil, India just disappeared from the Worlds Map......" in the news, nothing else.

Sorry if I have hurt your patriotic feelings. This story has been told to me. I don't know if it's true.

All I know about Brazilians, is that they ALL suck at poker.

Yeah, the "No Reservations" episode on Brazil really opened my eyes to what's going on down there. From then on I read all I could on the country. Industry's starting to boom, economy is solid. It's not the Pre-Columbian Murderfest it used to be (and even then, stories of South American barbarism were inflated by Christian Scholars).

Besides, you guys got the best martial art of all time. Capoeira!


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wow,forgot i had some good weed,gonna get high,now

You are completely RIGHT. And I want born german in the next reincarnation.

Hey German bro, I live in a town founded by immigrants from your country: [link to en.wikipedia.org]

Please don't hate us, we have utmost respect for the country we came from! We even have a big party here akin to the Oktoberfest.

...How many is a Bazilian cannibals...?...jus' askin'...

Well, I don't know, but it's not common practice here at all. It's the same when in first world countries you have those shootings by bullied students, things that happen one time in a decade, or less.

Cannibals and trannys, that's all I know about Brazil