I cant stop upsetting my new girlfriend

:spanking101:

Time to say

why would you assume something is wrong with YOU?

^^^^ This

Kind of, at least.

Next time she does that.. tell get to get a grip, or you will spank her.. tell her that and be semi serious, semi joking.. Just to show her who is in command

Maybe you are trying to hard. Just be yourself, dont try see if that works, if not, maybe your gf is just a Bitch, it happens you know!

Just get the hell away from her. You have bad chemistry and she will permanently fuck up your life unless you run as fast as you can within days.

You aren't chris browning her rihanna enough.

Nothing is wrong with you, it's her, next time she gets mad at you slap her then dump her, you can find someone better.

Well, what kind of things are you doing ?

I just dumped my gf because it did not work out. Sad I got to hurt someone but I feel relieved now.

Leave now before it's too late. She is too immature.

Its because you enjoy it. I do a bit lol. But let me tell you son that that its not you who is doing anything. You think day to day. Their plan spans over a longer period. I feel bad for you son. Good luck. Hope you make it out alive and well : )

Fair warning , if she doesnt like you now , she will hate you after your married.

You said you'd keep that a secret.

Beat her. If she comes back you know she loves you.

Oh my stars!!



I am a woman with a healthy sexual appetite...so I must have been abused sexually in my past. [/SARCASM]

*dials the sex abuse hotline before I kill myself so I can get brainwashed into believing what MR. I'M A ROTHSCHILD HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ITSELF says about me*

Maybe you will too and then we can FINALLY just admit our love for eachother...

Like all the fairy tale endings...only without riding off into the sunset on a white horse...that's been done.

With eyes open or closed?

not the right one buddy, end it now save yourself

Nothing new, I just upset my wife of 25 years.

Last Edited by ThyKpDrgnMeBk on 05/09/2012 06:08 PM

Or, that you gave her "brain-damage"?

Re: AL and OYE >>>

In other words she'll either be seeing hearts or stars.

Thread: Close your EYES

Men...never remember anything.

LOL

Hey sister!

men and women have different levels of vibration

that causes a mismatch, a dissonance

according to the law of attraction (like, like attracts like) , no matter how hard they try, they cannot live with each other.

and hence a relationship between the two is always one of dependence, parasitism, ulterior motives.. . there can be no sense of "friendship".

Stop being an asshole and bang her brains out one good time. That should work.

Choke that bitch out!

So let me get this straight.

OP concocked a shit thread that would be solved in 2 posts then ACB and AL turn it into internet chat sex.

Did i miss anything?

I did...they are talking in semi-"illumintated" commodes