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Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!)

 
Tex Dingo
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Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!)
Lets all share jokes. Take a break from the doom.

A baby seal walks into a club.


Your turn.
There is a dumbass hiding on your keyboard. They are between "Y" and "I"
Tex Dingo (OP)

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Oh heres another good one.

2 guys walk into a bar. the first guy says "I'd like a glass of H2o". The second guy saids "I'd like some h2o too". The second guy died.

If you don't get it try saying it out loud until it makes sense.
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What did the one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?























We better get some support soon, or their gonna think we are nuts!lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao
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This reminds me of the classic car tale:

In 1908, there were only two cars in the state of Kansas, and they crashed into each other!

cruise
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ohyeah its true...

My Granpapy told me

1rof1
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wtf

I can't think of any jokes. blink
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wtf

I can't think of any jokes. blink
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ahhhexplosion
"I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial

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Lets all share jokes. Take a break from the doom.

A baby seal walks into a club.


Your turn.
 Quoting: Tex Dingo

banana2a horse walk into a bar and the bartender says why the long face that's all i got
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This reminds me of the classic car tale:

In 1908, there were only two cars in the state of Kansas, and they crashed into each other!

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16164913


ohyeah its true...

My Granpapy told me

1rof1
 Quoting: DoubleHelix

 Quoting: DoubleHelix


BOY! Get your butt back in bed! BOOOO!lmao
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05/18/2012 06:08 PM
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Nice thread for a change!! 5 stars!!!



2 girls talking
" We had sex for the first time and when we were done he called me a slut!!
So i told him to take his friends and GTFO!"




Father to a son
" A birdie told me your are on drugs"
Son replies
"You talk to birds and i'm the one on drugs?"





What gift a blonde bought to her Alzheimer suffering grandma?




A memory card!
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Worlds greatest knock knock joke








you start
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Lets all share jokes. Take a break from the doom.

A baby seal walks into a club.


Your turn.
 Quoting: Tex Dingo


cool, cause Nobody likes joke like me.
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what does the starship enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
































they both circle uranus looking for klingons.... (booooooo)

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