Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!)

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Tex Dingo Offer Upgrade User ID: 12953447 United States 05/17/2012 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) Lets all share jokes. Take a break from the doom. A baby seal walks into a club. Your turn. There is a dumbass hiding on your keyboard. They are between "Y" and "I"

Tex Dingo (OP) User ID: 12953447 United States 05/17/2012 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) Oh heres another good one. 2 guys walk into a bar. the first guy says "I'd like a glass of H2o". The second guy saids "I'd like some h2o too". The second guy died. If you don't get it try saying it out loud until it makes sense. There is a dumbass hiding on your keyboard. They are between "Y" and "I"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3648215 United States 05/17/2012 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) What did the one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support soon, or their gonna think we are nuts!
DoubleHelix User ID: 15806923 United States 05/17/2012 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) This reminds me of the classic car tale: In 1908, there were only two cars in the state of Kansas, and they crashed into each other! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16164913 its true... My Granpapy told me Quoting: DoubleHelix "I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial My [email protected] 1111x1111=1234321<[NUMERICAL PYRAMID;] “Injustice never rules forever.” - Seneca
mk ultra User ID: 1523189 United States 05/17/2012 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) I can't think of any jokes.
DoubleHelix User ID: 15806923 United States 05/17/2012 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) I can't think of any jokes. Quoting: mk ultra 1523189 "I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial My [email protected] 1111x1111=1234321<[NUMERICAL PYRAMID;] “Injustice never rules forever.” - Seneca
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8360459 United States 05/17/2012 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) Lets all share jokes. Take a break from the doom. A baby seal walks into a club. Your turn. Quoting: Tex Dingo a horse walk into a bar and the bartender says why the long face that's all i got
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3648215 United States 05/17/2012 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) This reminds me of the classic car tale: In 1908, there were only two cars in the state of Kansas, and they crashed into each other! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16164913 its true... My Granpapy told me Quoting: DoubleHelix Quoting: DoubleHelix BOY! Get your butt back in bed! BOOOO!
insertfunnyusername User ID: 16046432 Greece 05/18/2012 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) Nice thread for a change!! 5 stars!!! 2 girls talking " We had sex for the first time and when we were done he called me a slut!! So i told him to take his friends and GTFO!" Father to a son " A birdie told me your are on drugs" Son replies "You talk to birds and i'm the one on drugs?" What gift a blonde bought to her Alzheimer suffering grandma? A memory card!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8195729 United States 05/18/2012 06:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) Worlds greatest knock knock joke you start

Anonymous Coward User ID: 16267959 United States 05/18/2012 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1267719 United States 05/18/2012 07:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) Lets all share jokes. Take a break from the doom. A baby seal walks into a club. Your turn. Quoting: Tex Dingo cool, cause Nobody likes joke like me.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10344856 United States 05/18/2012 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Joke time!! (NO DOOM HERE!) what does the starship enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common? they both circle uranus looking for klingons.... (booooooo)
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