20th may the return of..

Ban OP for the night for making unfunny jokes of a very serious matter.

hhah whats wrong buddy? u seem like a tight ass

This is better than snl...

Tomorrow, there will be 100 threads about how the GLP effect saved everyone.

I will be reading the other threads where people point out the GLP effect is just failed predictions from false prophets and delusional people.

so true

the mack

what?

Me!

Wait a minute, I just maxed out all my credit cards today.
You mean there's no May 20th doom!?!?

Crap, back to work I go.

Major quakes happening NOW... worldwide.

I guess that is nothing, huh?

you won't be loling when you are being probed!....

by major you mean NOT major?

Major quakes happen all the time.

Relax.

[link to earthquake.usgs.gov]

there are earthquakes going on everyday what so special about these? ?

[link to earthquake.usgs.gov]
nothing over 6 so chillax

so how major are these quakes like 5.6 ?

[link to earthquake.usgs.gov]

As more and more seismographs are installed in the world, more earthquakes can be and have been located. However, the number of large earthquakes (magnitude 6.0 and greater) has stayed relatively constant. See: Are Earthquakes Really on the Increase?

These quakes are occuring in regions that rarely experience earthquakes, especially of that magnitude.

20th may the return of..

...yo Momma?

Lotsa volcanic activity beginning, too. Eclipse tomorrow, Chi-town crappola--lots more chances for DOOM than usual.

The McRib?!?

Shit, I have a toothache that's going abcessed tomorrow. I hope I don't miss anything.