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If you don't like Kate Upton, you're gay. Just that simple.

 
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Confirmed: I am not gay.
Married, kids, etc.
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05/21/2012 01:03 PM
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uh oh. I don't like her so I guess I'm gay. I better tell my wife, she deserves to know.
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It's for the best.
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uh oh. I don't like her so I guess I'm gay. I better tell my wife, she deserves to know.
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It's for the best.
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05/21/2012 01:13 PM
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As long as she don't have any genetic problems in her family , if she have no bad ...health threating habits..if her iq is above "no iq"....if she a fertilie.....she deserve a good...f.......twice a day.
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As long as she don't have any genetic problems in her family , if she have no bad ...health threating habits..if her iq is above "no iq"....if she a fertilie.....she deserve a good...f.......twice a day.
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wat
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05/21/2012 01:27 PM
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I'd hit it, but if she tries to talk to me after I'll change my number.
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05/21/2012 01:28 PM

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Perfect body, I don't wanna have sex with her, I just want her body instead of mine.

I'm not gay. :)
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Flat butt, boobs about to sag, shes ok...

Shes got that dumb blonde voice and horrible laugh too. No thanks.
 Quoting: ABADDON - APOLLYON .


Apollo, come on. Her boobs are real.

Her butt is perfect for her body, it's not flat, it's little.

Thank god it doesn't look like Kim K's ass.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Flat butt, boobs about to sag, shes ok...

Shes got that dumb blonde voice and horrible laugh too. No thanks.
 Quoting: ABADDON - APOLLYON .


those are what real boobs look like.

all the fake boobs in the world now have conditioned you
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05/21/2012 01:51 PM
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She's very sexy, sideways
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05/21/2012 01:56 PM
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A truly splendid example of the female form...but if not covered in machine oil, I can't imagine she does much for a train?
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She must be strong, I heard she could really pull one.
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05/21/2012 01:58 PM
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Flat butt, boobs about to sag, shes ok...

Shes got that dumb blonde voice and horrible laugh too. No thanks.
 Quoting: ABADDON - APOLLYON .


those are what real boobs look like.

all the fake boobs in the world now have conditioned you
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Yes, I recanted and realized that.

verysad
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05/21/2012 02:05 PM
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She's hot not my favorite, But I can see why some would like her.
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Flat butt, boobs about to sag, shes ok...

Shes got that dumb blonde voice and horrible laugh too. No thanks.
 Quoting: ABADDON - APOLLYON .


those are what real boobs look like.

all the fake boobs in the world now have conditioned you
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Yes, I recanted and realized that.

verysad
 Quoting: ABADDON - APOLLYON .


dont feel bad. in a few more years guys wont even know what real boobs like and when they find a girl who has them they will think something is wrong with her
there are two kinds of people that come to GLP, those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know - AC
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Flat butt, boobs about to sag, shes ok...

Shes got that dumb blonde voice and horrible laugh too. No thanks.
 Quoting: ABADDON - APOLLYON .


those are what real boobs look like.

all the fake boobs in the world now have conditioned you
 Quoting: ReturnoftheOyster


Yes, I recanted and realized that.

verysad
 Quoting: ABADDON - APOLLYON .


dont feel bad. in a few more years guys wont even know what real boobs like and when they find a girl who has them they will think something is wrong with her
 Quoting: ReturnoftheOyster


In a few more years we won't know what real girls look like, since plastic surgery in regards to transgenders is going to be even more advanced.
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those are what real boobs look like.

all the fake boobs in the world now have conditioned you
 Quoting: ReturnoftheOyster


Yes, I recanted and realized that.

verysad
 Quoting: ABADDON - APOLLYON .


dont feel bad. in a few more years guys wont even know what real boobs like and when they find a girl who has them they will think something is wrong with her
 Quoting: ReturnoftheOyster


In a few more years we won't know what real girls look like, since plastic surgery in regards to transgenders is going to be even more advanced.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


touche
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05/21/2012 02:21 PM
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Sorry, but she comes across to me as the slutty type.
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05/21/2012 02:22 PM
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Sorry, but she comes across to me as the slutty type.
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You are gay, sir.
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05/21/2012 02:23 PM
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I WOULD TOSS HER SALAD ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!!!!!
ReturnoftheOyster

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Sorry, but she comes across to me as the slutty type.
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weird, to me she comes across as the all american girl type.

but maybe the all american girl is slutty
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05/21/2012 02:28 PM
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No debates, no rationalizing. If you don't like Kate Upton:

U R A GAY.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


She looks like a filthy whore with bucked rabbit teeth. It's disgusting.

You have terrible taste in women.

pigchef
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05/21/2012 02:31 PM
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No debates, no rationalizing. If you don't like Kate Upton:

U R A GAY.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


She looks like a filthy whore with bucked rabbit teeth. It's disgusting.

You have terrible taste in women.

pigchef
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You are gay, sir.
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05/21/2012 02:32 PM
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You guys are all pathetic. Worshipping a girl because of her boob size, natural or not. Cuz take away those boobs, and that girl no body.

Then you talk about how women are getting boob jobs in droves but YOU men are the reason why. You love big boobs and look at the power Kate has over you all because of hers. And you wonder why women are so "fake"? BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU LIKE US!
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05/21/2012 02:33 PM
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No debates, no rationalizing. If you don't like Kate Upton:

U R A GAY.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


She looks like a filthy whore with bucked rabbit teeth. It's disgusting.

You have terrible taste in women.

pigchef
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You are gay, sir.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


nonsense. You are gay.

Go check out a proper woman.

Rachel McAdams
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05/21/2012 02:35 PM
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No debates, no rationalizing. If you don't like Kate Upton:

U R A GAY.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


She looks like a filthy whore with bucked rabbit teeth. It's disgusting.

You have terrible taste in women.

pigchef
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You are gay, sir.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


nonsense. You are gay.

Go check out a proper woman.

Rachel McAdams
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Poppycock, good sir! I insist that YOU are in fact the gay one here! HArumph! I dare say this might end in a fisticuffs.
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You guys are all pathetic. Worshipping a girl because of her boob size, natural or not. Cuz take away those boobs, and that girl no body.

Then you talk about how women are getting boob jobs in droves but YOU men are the reason why. You love big boobs and look at the power Kate has over you all because of hers. And you wonder why women are so "fake"? BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU LIKE US!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956


Yeah, but you can't seem to see it the other way... take away the body and you have floating beautiful natural boobs.
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You guys are all pathetic. Worshipping a girl because of her boob size, natural or not. Cuz take away those boobs, and that girl no body.

Then you talk about how women are getting boob jobs in droves but YOU men are the reason why. You love big boobs and look at the power Kate has over you all because of hers. And you wonder why women are so "fake"? BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU LIKE US!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8806956


Well, my favorite Kate is of the Beckinsale variety...Upton isnt too shabby either, but to each his own...peace
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05/21/2012 02:38 PM
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my penis likes her
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She looks like a filthy whore with bucked rabbit teeth. It's disgusting.

You have terrible taste in women.

pigchef
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16451583


You are gay, sir.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


nonsense. You are gay.

Go check out a proper woman.

Rachel McAdams
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16451583


Poppycock, good sir! I insist that YOU are in fact the gay one here! HArumph! I dare say this might end in a fisticuffs.
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


I'm not even from china

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You guys are all pathetic. Worshipping a girl because of her boob size, natural or not. Cuz take away those boobs, and that girl no body.

Then you talk about how women are getting boob jobs in droves but YOU men are the reason why. You love big boobs and look at the power Kate has over you all because of hers. And you wonder why women are so "fake"? BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU LIKE US!
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Yeah, but you can't seem to see it the other way... take away the body and you have floating beautiful natural boobs.


Im getting a Scott Peterson vibe here...

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