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America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.

 
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America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Yes, bullets move much faster than the fastest human, but when the shit hits the fan, bullets won't be enough.

Warriors aren't fat. So America, as our greatest hope against the PTB, I'm glad you got the guns. Now lose the fat for fuck sake.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Yes, bullets move much faster than the fastest human, but when the shit hits the fan, bullets won't be enough.

Warriors aren't fat. So America, as our greatest hope against the PTB, I'm glad you got the guns. Now lose the fat for fuck sake.
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I agree. It's all the processed foods, especially GMO wheat/flour, that's major.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Brains man. That's the most important weapon of all.

They can enslave you physically with force, but you are the only master of your mind.

Don't give them the keys to your Porsche.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
LMAO!!!! My bullets don't give a shit how much you weigh! Fat people will live longer without food, they survive longer when they have cancer. Underweight people can't even get Chemo or Radiation until they put on weight. And who knows, if someone that weights 300 lbs gets shot, maybe the bullet will hit the fat instead of a vital organ or blood vessel.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Fat people make shitty hunters.
Fat people are fine if they spend all their time in their bunkers. Is it viable that post shit-hitting-the-fan people just sit forever in their bunkers waiting for who knows what?

I repeat: Warriors aren't fat.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
tptb put the adeno ft virus 36 in our fast food.

we can't lose weight
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
adeno fat virus 36
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Close McDonald's now!!!


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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Not all of us are fat !
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Fat people can still protect their homes with guns. Guerrilla warfare never has worked and it won't work against the American people.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
So fat people can't pull triggers. Sure....
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Fat people make shitty hunters.
Fat people are fine if they spend all their time in their bunkers. Is it viable that post shit-hitting-the-fan people just sit forever in their bunkers waiting for who knows what?

I repeat: Warriors aren't fat.
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And Canadians spend 2/3's of their lives loaded. You aren't exactly the jet le's of humanity either.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
LMAO!!!! My bullets don't give a shit how much you weigh! Fat people will live longer without food, they survive longer when they have cancer. Underweight people can't even get Chemo or Radiation until they put on weight. And who knows, if someone that weights 300 lbs gets shot, maybe the bullet will hit the fat instead of a vital organ or blood vessel.
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Fat people would only be able to survive for longer if they had enough vital water-soluble B vitamins in their system to help metabolize fat stores.

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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Yes, bullets move much faster than the fastest human, but when the shit hits the fan, bullets won't be enough.

Warriors aren't fat. So America, as our greatest hope against the PTB, I'm glad you got the guns. Now lose the fat for fuck sake.
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I agree. It's all the processed foods, especially GMO wheat/flour, that's major.
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Processed food has nothing to do with it. It has everything to do with the fact that Americans eat 3700 Calories/day. The highest in the world and do probably the least exercise in the world.

This is a the best calorie calculator.

[link to www.freedieting.com]

With the amount of activity we do the average male should eat no more than 2200 calories/day. We easily eat 1500 more/day than we should. If we exercised every day we can bump it up to 2800 calories/day. Still well less than we are eating.

All this BS about certain types of Calories making you fat is BS. A calorie is a calorie and any extra calories turn to fat. Carbs do not make you fat. The japanese eat 70-80% carbs and are lean. Americans Eat less than 50% of our diet from carbs and are fat. Which diet should you follow.

Judge by results and what you see actually working for people. Low carb diets dehydrate you and turn your body acidic which leads to cancer. The dehydration leads to water weight loss and the fact that you end up eating so much meat ultimately slows down your digestive tract which makes you eat less. It might work. But it's not healthy and in the long run will kill you.


The best and healthiest way to eat is ultimately just like the Japanese. Lots of rice and fruit and maybe a quarter lb of fish/meat per day. 70-80% Carbs, 10-15% Protein, and 10-15% fat.

It's impossible to exercise with a gut full of meat. So that's obviously not healthy to do all the time.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Fat people can still protect their homes with guns. Guerrilla warfare never has worked and it won't work against the American people.
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Guerrilla warfare always works for those who know the terrain and have lived there their whole life. Guerrilla warfare never works for an invading army.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Processed food has adeno fat virus that makes you fat and no nutrients so you are always hungry plus they put addictive chemicals in it.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
I would say it's too much carbs in the diet.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
And people like you OP are way to stupid.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
This is an e-mail I got a few weeks back. I don't know if its fact or not but it made me feel better...

AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- Pretty Amazing!

The world's largest army... America's hunters!
I had never thought about this...

A blogger added up the deer license sales in just a
handful of states and arrived at a striking conclusion:

There were over 600,000 hunters
this season in the state of Wisconsin .
Allow me to restate that number:

Over the last several months, Wisconsin's hunters
became the eighth largest army in the world.

More men under arms than in Iran.

More than Franceand Germany combined.

These men deployed to the woods of a single American state,
Wisconsin, to hunt with firearms, and no one was killed.

That number pales in comparison to the 750,000 who hunted the woods of Pennsylvania and Michigan's 700,000 hunters,
all of whom have now returned home safely.
Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia
and it literally establishes the fact that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world.
And then add in the total number of hunters in the other 46 states. It's millions more.

The point?

America will forever be safe from foreign invasion with that kind of home-grown firepower.

Hunting.... it's not just a way to fill the freezer..
It's a matter of national security.

***************************************
That's why all enemies,
foreign and domestic, want to see us disarmed.

Food for thought, when next we consider gun control.
Have A Great Day!
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Overall it's true, so if we disregard some assumptions
that hunters don't possess the same skills as soldiers,
the question would still remain...

what army of 2 million would want to face 30, 40, 50 million armed citizens.
(IF YOU AGREE, AS I DO, PASS IT ON, I FEEL GOOD THAT I HAVE AN ARMY OF MILLIONS WHO WOULD PROTECT OUR LAND AND I SURE DON'T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TAKING CONTROL OF THE POSSESSION OF FIREARMS)
For the sake of our freedom, don't ever allow gun control
or confiscation of guns.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Fat people can still protect their homes with guns. Guerrilla warfare never has worked and it won't work against the American people.
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Really, ask the British who died at King's Mountain. Ask the Americans who died in Vietnam. We CAN use guerrilla tactics if need be. We WILL if need be.

DC: surrounded by mountains and ocean. Don't fuck with Appalachia. Ya'll may think we are stupid hillbillys, but that is only the guise we let you believe. I guarantee if it hits the fan, Appalachia is where the action is.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
by the way, we are not all fat.
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
Chief Seattle

All, too, will bear in mind this sacred principle, that though the will of the majority is in all cases to prevail, that will to be rightful must be reasonable; that the minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression.
Thomas Jefferson

Force does not constitute right... obedience is due only to legitimate powers.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Fat people can still protect their homes with guns. Guerrilla warfare never has worked and it won't work against the American people.
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They will flatten your home with a tank bro.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
More Americans are skinny then fat.

I'm no racist sir but you are a dumb EUROTARD.


EU has a mcdonalds on every corner too!


In fact, 67% of all Americans are health crazed, so suck it!


BTW I know your not from Canada, This is the first time I ever heard a Canadian saying what every EU person says about Americans, therefor I still call you a EUROTARD for the bias.

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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
And who knows, if someone that weights 300 lbs gets shot, maybe the bullet will hit the fat instead of a vital organ or blood vessel.
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One of the problems are armed forces are having in fighting the people in the Middle East is that they're so damn skinny.

The rounds they're using depend on fragmentation/turning end over end to transfer energy into the target. The bullets enter a target straight, and they need some time before they turn/fragment.

If you're skinny, a lot of rounds will just punch a straight, small hole through you and go out without transferring much energy at all.

If you're fat, you give the bullet time to fragment and transfer more energy. The larger you are, the less likely it is that the bullet will go in and come out. If the bullet doesn't come out, that means it transferred ALL of its energy to its target.

So skinny > fat if you might be getting shot.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
I would say it's too much carbs in the diet.
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I would say its the lack of chronic food shortages like in the Phillipines.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Also, who is going to take on the American people? Our own military/contractors will probably defect against the government. So who exactly will bring us to our knees?
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
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All, too, will bear in mind this sacred principle, that though the will of the majority is in all cases to prevail, that will to be rightful must be reasonable; that the minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression.
Thomas Jefferson

Force does not constitute right... obedience is due only to legitimate powers.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
Fat people can still protect their homes with guns. Guerrilla warfare never has worked and it won't work against the American people.
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They will flatten your home with a tank bro.
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they would need a million tanks bro. they don't have a million tanks or the tankers and support to operate them.

Not to mention the terrain a tank can't operate in.

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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
by the way, we are not all fat.
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No, Just 2/3's of us and still growing. What happens in another decade?


One of the reasons we are fat is because our cities are designed to segregate us and turn us into mindless drones.


Instead of taking a 10 minute walk home from work we drive 40 minutes in traffic and hell, might as well pick up a coca-cola from the grocery store on the way home because traffic is gonna suck and the caffeine calms ya down right.

So many fucking cards that all fell into place that it's pretty fucking obvious that what happened to the American People was done on purpose.


Think about this. If one lives on the far eastern Suburbs of Los Angeles and his Aunt lives on the far Western Suburbs of Los Angeles. They live 90 miles apart. That is an hour and a half drive on a day with no traffic. On most days that is a 3 hour drive. So even though they both still live in "LA" they might only see each other every 3 months or even worse.

TPTB destroyed our communities and put us out in the suburbs. They off shored our industry and gave us a credit card to make up for the lost GDP. Get get to consume like we are really making shit and we aren't.

I hate to see people blame Obama for this. He is most definitely part of the problem but don't think by voting for the other guy that it's going to change. It' not.

The collapse of the American empire was orchestrated by Communist infiltrators on both sides. And by polarizing our politics.

The democrats succeeded in pushing social agendas while the Republicans lowered the taxes for the very people that outsourced all of our jobs. See they are both in on it.

Lowering the taxes on CEO's are not going to make the CEO's bring back the manufacturing jobs. Why not just abolish corporate taxes in the US. The jobs still wouldn't come back.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
You don't have to run when you have a machine gun, holy shit that rhymes.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
The vast majority of Americans are lazy, stupid and apathetic.

Yet not all of us are that way; I'm on my feet constantly for work, a fit and healthy 170 pounds. I'm informed on what's going on in the world.

Yet when these kids run from police beating on their fellow protestors it makes me sick. Something like that wouldn't of happened with the previous generation, they'd of gotten pissed and fought back right there.

But now that generation is growing older, unable to do what they once did the next generation just doesn't care even when the corruption is being put out right into their faces.
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Re: America, you've got the guns to resist the Illuminati take-over. But you are way too fat.
I've cut back to two meals a day. It's rough at first but the body adjusts and I'm slowly losing weight.





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