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Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat

 
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
It is not caused by a mouse bite but the bite of a rat flea. This story sounds fishy to me.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
It is not caused by a mouse bite but the bite of a rat flea. This story sounds fishy to me.
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Well, guess the mouse had fleas then?

And kitty was doing her job in keeping the vermin population down and he has to go and take her meal and mess things up for himself. The guy has a few screws loose.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
Stupid liberals... it is oregon afterall hippie capital of the world
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Prolly a liberal.
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Sorry to break it to you guys, but Oregon isn't 100% liberal. The man lived in Crook County. East of the Cascades. Where Oregon is as far right as you can get.
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Yup I can just imagine some far right dude being all concerned about a mouse getting eaten rather than some sandal wearing liberal. You are prolly 100% correct.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
is currently fighting the most horrific form of the disease, septicemic plague, which can cause victims to bleed from the mouth, nose and rectum, according to health officials.
 Quoting: 12.21.12


Aren't those the symptoms of radiation poisoning too?
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
The only strange thing here is that a guy was prying a mouse from a stray cat.. LOL

"Q. How many cases of plague occur in the U.S.?
A. Human plague in the United States has occurred as mostly scattered cases in rural areas (an average of 10 to 20 persons each year). Globally, the World Health Organization reports 1,000 to 3,000 cases of plague every year."


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Why would he be prying a dead mouse from a stray cat's mouth? Hmmm...
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
is currently fighting the most horrific form of the disease, septicemic plague, which can cause victims to bleed from the mouth, nose and rectum, according to health officials.
 Quoting: 12.21.12


Aren't those the symptoms of radiation poisoning too?
 Quoting: Vlad Tepes


They are also symptoms of Anthrax spore inhalation and ingestion.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
Why would he be prying a dead mouse from a stray cat's mouth? Hmmm...
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowherder


Cause: Bath Salts
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
It's the jewish people.
In the middle ages they spread the plague through our wells.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
The only strange thing here is that a guy was prying a mouse from a stray cat.. LOL

"Q. How many cases of plague occur in the U.S.?
A. Human plague in the United States has occurred as mostly scattered cases in rural areas (an average of 10 to 20 persons each year). Globally, the World Health Organization reports 1,000 to 3,000 cases of plague every year."


[link to www.cdc.gov]
 Quoting: Artlicious


There is also a difference between bubonic plague and the pneumonic type. As long as he didn't get it through the air, it's just the same old thing that pops up every year.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
It's the jewish people.
In the middle ages they spread the plague through our wells.
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That's what you get for dropping them down the wells in the first place.
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It's the jewish people.
In the middle ages they spread the plague through our wells.
 Quoting: avgud


You are correct I think they dumped infected body parts of people into the wells. Anyway, rumor has it.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
The only strange thing here is that a guy was prying a mouse from a stray cat.. LOL

"Q. How many cases of plague occur in the U.S.?
A. Human plague in the United States has occurred as mostly scattered cases in rural areas (an average of 10 to 20 persons each year). Globally, the World Health Organization reports 1,000 to 3,000 cases of plague every year."


[link to www.cdc.gov]
 Quoting: Artlicious


There is also a difference between bubonic plague and the pneumonic type. As long as he didn't get it through the air, it's just the same old thing that pops up every year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 967614


Academics are now coming to the conclusion that it was not the Bubonic plague but rather ANTHRAX that caused the Black Death. It is the only thing that makes sense. So watch out for the CHEMTRAILS and the aersolized anthrax spores if things really get bad.

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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
The cat bit him. The mouse was dead. He's had plague twice before. Apparently, this man eats the animals caught by stray cats. He's a lazy, worthless, hillbilly scumbag. They should not treat him any more.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
this story is a crock a crap... just another brain washing thing to get people to fall for what ever they are planning next. believe this and you all need your heads checked.
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Is this the same guy that was bit by a poisonous snake when he was trying to pry a frog out of its mouth?
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
is currently fighting the most horrific form of the disease, septicemic plague, which can cause victims to bleed from the mouth, nose and rectum, according to health officials.
 Quoting: 12.21.12


Aren't those the symptoms of radiation poisoning too?
 Quoting: Vlad Tepes


yep sure are the exact symptoms
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
A man in Oregon has been infected with the plague, the same disease that wiped out up to 60 percent of Europe in the Middle Ages.

He caught the rare, but deadly, strain of the bacteria after he was bitten on the hand trying to pry a dead mouse from the jaws of a stray neighborhood cat.
The man, whose name was not released, is currently fighting the most horrific form of the disease, septicemic plague, which can cause victims to bleed from the mouth, nose and rectum, according to health officials.
[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: 12.21.12


This man must have taken my advice in a wrong way from a previous GLP thread.

Save a mouse, eat a pussy.

Never get between a pussy and it's intended wants and needs.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
The only strange thing here is that a guy was prying a mouse from a stray cat.. LOL

"Q. How many cases of plague occur in the U.S.?
A. Human plague in the United States has occurred as mostly scattered cases in rural areas (an average of 10 to 20 persons each year). Globally, the World Health Organization reports 1,000 to 3,000 cases of plague every year."


[link to www.cdc.gov]
 Quoting: Artlicious


THanks for finding that link...I was gonna look for it. From what I've read, the plague spikes after flu season. So, you know, it's just the usual flu season, then plague season...
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This guy is super bright to begin with. I mean who doesn't try to pry dead mice out of the mouths of stray cats?
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competing for dinner?
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
A man in Oregon has been infected with the plague, the same disease that wiped out up to 60 percent of Europe in the Middle Ages.

He caught the rare, but deadly, strain of the bacteria after he was bitten on the hand trying to pry a dead mouse from the jaws of a stray neighborhood cat.
The man, whose name was not released, is currently fighting the most horrific form of the disease, septicemic plague, which can cause victims to bleed from the mouth, nose and rectum, according to health officials.
[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: 12.21.12


This man must have taken my advice in a wrong way from a previous GLP thread.

Save a mouse, eat a pussy.

Never get between a pussy and it's intended wants and needs.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238986


cruise
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
i thought the plague was spread by fleas from rats, maybe it was not the cat bite that got him

Either way this is a scary thought

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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
Obviously this is the advent of the Oregon crud
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eh, fishy story is fishy.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
I wonder if this guy is on a mission to prevent all small critters from being slain by predators. Sounds reasonable...
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
There's something in the air - billions will perish.
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Re: Black Death comes to Oregon as man is infected with plague after he is bitten trying to pry a mouse from the jaws of a stray cat
He was trying to save the poor, oppressed mouse.
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