someone help im ill need advice .. stomach like a balloon ..

Sounds like your liver is swollen. Do you drin alot?

*drink

Yeah good move OP. Why go ask a doctor when you can ask on GLP?

Anyway, it looks like you're pregnant. With a baby chimp. GOOD LUCK!!!!

Be a pig..eat SHIT..pay price.

All very simple.

I think you should be asking a Doctor these questions rather than posting on a conspiracy theory board. Ease up on big greasy meals too mate.

Eat live yoghurt for a day.

BIG GREASY TEA ???, what the hell is that?

when you say big greasy tea....as in lots of starchy shit like chips spuds bread red meat?

your bodies ODing on you...

get some apple cider vinegar have a good swig(up to a 3rd of a cup)...your digestive system hates you.Chances are that pain isnt your gallbladder your just clooged with crap food...if you had the shits though and pain/bloating you may have a slight case of food poisoning and the vinegars the best for this too as itll alkalize any bacteria.

dont eat crap food.

jolly good show, chap

yeah i did eat some sausages that wernt fully red hot , maybe it was them , i dont know ...

also i dont drink to much , and i was at the hospital last night and they said the x ray shows my liver is fine , but eff me it is painfull ... my farts smell of 100percent garbage ,

i have just been eating branflakes and whole meal bread with tuna on and things seem to be improving ...

im only 35 to ... looks like im gona die young ...

It means he ate an arab..this dude is slowly turning into a zombie.

half raw sausages(food poisoning/bloat shits stomach pain)
bran(shits stomachpain bloat)
bread(bloat)
tuna can give you food poisoning too.

Apple cider vinegar...or do i have to get you a link so you can read for yourself.

Stop eating fatty foods ( to ease the pain of your gall bladder ).

Stop drinking alcohol for at least a month.

Make sure you eat grain, rice, wheat for at least a week with nothing to drink but WATER. ( Hummus is a good route ) After this first week buy one lemon. Drain it of it's juices into 1 cup of water, pulp included. Drink it. Then take some vitamin c.


Also feel free to eat as much FRESH ALOE VERA LEAVES as you can. Cut them open and take the meat out, wash it of the goo and eat it. It has no flavor. Eating ALOE is the best thing you can do for your body.


If worse comes to worse. Make a pot of coffee. Take it off the pot so it cools down. Stick a tube in your ass then a funnel. Pour the coffee into your rectum and lay down for 20 minutes on your back, switch to your left side for 20 minutes, then switch to your right side for 20 minutes.


Go to the bathroom.


Maybe try adding some magnesium to your diet as well.


Yes. all of what I typed I found VIA google search for Bloated stomach and pain/ gall bladder pain.

Last Edited by AbsoluteTruth71 on 07/01/2012 05:14 AM

Eat a dick!

Frogot to mention Tabule. Ton's of cracked wheat, garlic, sweet onion, parsley and sunflower oil.

bwahahahaha

Probiotics.... Eat some yogurt.

I dont understand why he doesnt go to one of thos free socialist doctors that Obama is clamoring for. So this is how social medicine works. First you go to a conspiracy site to be diagnosed, then you make an appoitment and wait 6 months to see a doctor, then die in the 5th month before you get to see him. Thanks Obama!

I thought you would say something like eat 2 jars of vegemite and call me in the morning.

ohh bullshit...i live in a socialized country and i've NEVER had to wait to see a doctor in my life..stop talking out of your arse.

very interesting details

lol

irrelevant..hes in the uk guys lol

i was responding to the stupid American dipshit
LOL...

i love to eat cock to ... maybe this is one of the causes , i also eat asshole for fun to ... maybe its a blockage cos of the shit i injest ..

no but on a serious note im in fucking agony here ...

love my farts though a true room clearer ..

applecider vinegar i tell you trollololol

I knew it...enjoy your AIDS fag

i know someone who swore by apple coder vinegar and they died of cancer ...