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Why the chemtrail HOAX is the most ridiculous conspiracy on the net.

 
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Beautiful morning.

Clear skies ahead.

A streak.

Another.

Five.

Seven.

Eight.

Parallel.

Equidistant.

Afternoon cloudy.

Faint images of original path.

Day.

After.

Day.

Weird shit growing in my birdbaths.

Not natural.

Spainin to do.
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You actually think the organisms that grow in stagnant bird bath water is from contrails????
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It's quite simple really if you have any grasp of the physics involved.

What YOU people call classic "chemtrails"?

That go on for miles and miles and miles?

Use YOUR friggen brain.

An aircraft CAN NOT CARRY anywhere near the amount of material needed to make trails the sizes you claim.

What is happening is that moisture ALREADY IN THE air is changing state and becomes visible.

Ever watch one of the large C-130 fire fighting aircraft?

Specially made to carry large loads and fly short distances.

When it dumps it's load how much area does it cover? Half a mile?

Wake up!!

You've been duped by hoaxters.

Trying to cling to such idiotic claims just shows how ignorant you are of aviation and physics.

Sorry to be so blunt but that's the way it is.
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Uninformed much?
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It's quite simple really if you have any grasp of the physics involved.

What YOU people call classic "chemtrails"?

That go on for miles and miles and miles?

Use YOUR friggen brain.

An aircraft CAN NOT CARRY anywhere near the amount of material needed to make trails the sizes you claim.

What is happening is that moisture ALREADY IN THE air is changing state and becomes visible.

Ever watch one of the large C-130 fire fighting aircraft?

Specially made to carry large loads and fly short distances.

When it dumps it's load how much area does it cover? Half a mile?

Wake up!!

You've been duped by hoaxters.

Trying to cling to such idiotic claims just shows how ignorant you are of aviation and physics.

Sorry to be so blunt but that's the way it is.
 Quoting: G. House



Uninformed much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18949441


Paranoid uneducated loser who believes everything found on the Internet as fact...much?!
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Paranoid uneducated loser who believes everything found on the Internet as fact...much?!
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Says the winner who spends his days getting boners from obsessively stalking chemtrail threads?

lmao

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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the gubbmint has already admitted they are spraying us...although i've never seen them I believe they are real and dangerous to humans.
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...along those lines, most people don't realize that when it comes to petroleum based fuels, they are really all nearly identical except the molecular chaining and the carbon/hydrogen ratio.

From natural gas to grease (and even some early plastic type material) they are the same chemical composition. But, the shorter the molecular chain the "lighter" the fluid (or gas or solid).

The lighter (shorter the molecular chain) the lower the flash point (evaporation point). Also effected are the spontaneous combustion points (self ignition points) and jell/freeze points.

Then, there are additives to affect various aspects of the fuels from anti-diesel properties to anti-jell and anti-gum, etc, etc, etc.

But, when they burn they leave behind CO2 and H2O. The H2O is what you see in the air. ...and believe me, calling me a "shill" or a "disinfo agent" is such a laugh. Those are the ones that try to get you to believe in chemtrails.

You people who believe in this particular hoax known as "chemtrails" are simply using it as one more thing to "believe in" so they don't have to face reality.
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What happens when you add 0.5% ( by volume or weight) sulfur compounds to jet fuel? tounge

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There is almost no difference between kerosene and diesel. Its just a lighter grade. In fact #1 diesel is slightly heavier that jet fuel (Jet-A) but kerosene is slightly lighter, viscosity wised. Jet-B is lighter than kerosene as it is a kerosene/naphtha mix. You're not just an asshole, you're an ignorant one.
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You're obviously ignorant. Kerosene is not the same as diesel. The "lighter grade" is the significant difference between them.
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One Case File:C.A.R.E - Charged Aerosol Release Program [link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to adsabs.harvard.edu]

Hoo.k.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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Patent 5,003,186

A method is described for reducing atmospheric or global warming resulting from the presence of heat-trapping gases in the atmosphere, i.e., from the greenhouse effect. Such gases are relatively transparent to sunshine, but absorb strongly the long-wavelength infrared radiation released by the earth. The method incudes the step of seeding the layer of heat-trapping gases in the atmosphere with particles of materials characterized by wavelength-dependent emissivity. Such materials include Welsbach materials and the oxides of metals which have high emissivity (and thus low reflectivities) in the visible and 8-12 micron infrared wavelength regions.

[link to www.freepatentsonline.com]
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In what may be the first governmental acknowledgement of its kind, a public official from Cleveland, Ohio has referenced "chemtrails" in a bill put before congress. Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D) has submitted bill no. HR 2977 IH , which proposes a ban on the weaponization of space. One of the weapons systems listed in the bill is "chemtrails". The use of this term is significant because until now, all reported governmental inquiries into this issue have been dismissed or denied. Agencies such as the Air Force have routinely called reports of chemtrails "a hoax". CONGRESSMAN ACKNOWLEDGES CHEMTRAILS

1949 U.S. Army begins 20 years of simulated germ warfare attacks against American cities, conducting at least 239 open air tests.
1950 Sept. 20-26. One of the biggest experiments involved the use of Serratia marcescens and bacillus globigi being sprayed over 117 square miles of the San Francisco area, causing pneumonia-like infections in many of the residents. The family of one elderly man who died in the test sued the government, but lost. To this day, syraceus is a leading cause of death among the elderly in the San Francisco area.
1955 Another case was the joint Army-CIA Biological Warfare test in 1955, still classified, in which an undisclosed bacteria was released in the Tampa Bay region of Florida, causing a dramatic increase in whooping cough infections, including twelve deaths. The Population Control Agenda Pt.2

Who could doubt the validity of the claim that the Government is guilty of poisoning us with today's Chemtrail's after looking at their past offences of the same act.
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In what may be the first governmental acknowledgement of its kind, a public official from Cleveland, Ohio has referenced "chemtrails" in a bill put before congress. Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D) has submitted bill no. HR 2977 IH , which proposes a ban on the weaponization of space. One of the weapons systems listed in the bill is "chemtrails". The use of this term is significant because until now, all reported governmental inquiries into this issue have been dismissed or denied. Agencies such as the Air Force have routinely called reports of chemtrails "a hoax". CONGRESSMAN ACKNOWLEDGES CHEMTRAILS

1949 U.S. Army begins 20 years of simulated germ warfare attacks against American cities, conducting at least 239 open air tests.
1950 Sept. 20-26. One of the biggest experiments involved the use of Serratia marcescens and bacillus globigi being sprayed over 117 square miles of the San Francisco area, causing pneumonia-like infections in many of the residents. The family of one elderly man who died in the test sued the government, but lost. To this day, syraceus is a leading cause of death among the elderly in the San Francisco area.
1955 Another case was the joint Army-CIA Biological Warfare test in 1955, still classified, in which an undisclosed bacteria was released in the Tampa Bay region of Florida, causing a dramatic increase in whooping cough infections, including twelve deaths. The Population Control Agenda Pt.2

Who could doubt the validity of the claim that the Government is guilty of poisoning us with today's Chemtrail's after looking at their past offences of the same act.
 Quoting: refusenick1967


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is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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It's quite simple really if you have any grasp of the physics involved.

What YOU people call classic "chemtrails"?

That go on for miles and miles and miles?

Use YOUR friggen brain.

An aircraft CAN NOT CARRY anywhere near the amount of material needed to make trails the sizes you claim.

What is happening is that moisture ALREADY IN THE air is changing state and becomes visible.

Ever watch one of the large C-130 fire fighting aircraft?

Specially made to carry large loads and fly short distances.

When it dumps it's load how much area does it cover? Half a mile?

Wake up!!

You've been duped by hoaxters.

Trying to cling to such idiotic claims just shows how ignorant you are of aviation and physics.

Sorry to be so blunt but that's the way it is.
 Quoting: G. House


The mere fact that you made that half ass shill post shows your intelligence level. Which isn't very high to be honest. Go back to sleep and go drink some more fluoride and eat some more aspartame because your brain clearly doesn't have what it takes to develop and realize the forces at play in this world.

You strike me as the type of person who denies that their house is on fire when the walls are crumbling ablaze around you. There are many terms for people like you. The ones that come to mind instantly are moron, douche bag, half wit and retard. Except retard is a little harsh because I'm actually dissing actual retarded people when I compare them with you. I suggest you don't procreate because the human gene pool is diluted enough as it is... Dip shit.
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Google weather wars
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LOL... you're a blatant shill OP..... just check out the simple physic differences between the two terms it all comes down to at the bottom:

normal CON trails
anomal CON trails, generally called CHEM trails

Take a nap and return to sleep......
 Quoting: pray_Italy


You're an idiot, hopefully you won't have children.
 Quoting: G. House


Its like watching two people talking to themselves with each other... not to be confused with talking with each other.

He compares storage capabilities of water (A Non-compressible substance)... durr maybe they use compressed gas...
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havent seen any lately
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One Case File:C.A.R.E - Charged Aerosol Release Program [link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to adsabs.harvard.edu]

Hoo.k.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


LOL... you're a blatant shill OP..... just check out the simple physic differences between the two terms it all comes down to at the bottom:

normal CON trails
anomal CON trails, generally called CHEM trails

Take a nap and return to sleep......
 Quoting: pray_Italy


You're an idiot, hopefully you won't have children.
 Quoting: G. House


Its like watching two people talking to themselves with each other... not to be confused with talking with each other.

He compares storage capabilities of water (A Non-compressible substance)... durr maybe they use compressed gas...
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Read the Harvard Link in the above comment ^
The thing that hath been,
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and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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Give it up already noble.
You can use all the sock puppet idents you want but you are wasting your time.

We all know what chemtrails are, what they are for and who is doing it.

You spend all your time "Trying" to covince people this shit is water vapor like your life depended on it.

It is obvious you are using this site to mine the general public for data. You keep asking for proof just to get us to tip our cards. You are trying to find out what people know about and believe about chemtrails.

We are on to you...
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Here is an interview with Michael Murphy
[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1034800


Michael Murphy has ever studied aviation or atmospheric science..

He's just another paranoid idiot chemtard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17975050


Hey nothing-but-bull, would it be possible to change the last four digits of your new AC moniker from: 5050 to 51/50?
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
~H. L. Mencken~

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
~Plato~

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the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.
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i think House and Snake have abandoned the thread..
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And I was hoping The Gay would chime in too?
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
~H. L. Mencken~

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Silver Iodide, dont be such a moron OP.

They did it as early as vietnam.
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Silver Iodide, dont be such a moron OP.

They did it as early as vietnam.
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Does that result in long, long lasting, white trails?

Nope!


When cloud seeding is performed...doesn't there have to be certain types of clouds already present in the air...yup.
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LOL... you're a blatant shill OP..... just check out the simple physic differences between the two terms it all comes down to at the bottom:

normal CON trails
anomal CON trails, generally called CHEM trails

Take a nap and return to sleep......
 Quoting: pray_Italy


You're an idiot, hopefully you won't have children.
 Quoting: G. House


Its like watching two people talking to themselves with each other... not to be confused with talking with each other.

He compares storage capabilities of water (A Non-compressible substance)... durr maybe they use compressed gas...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1605639


The water vapor comes from the combustion of the fuel.
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OP you were alive in 1959???? I guess that just proves you are too old and 'set in your ways' to acknowledge your own ignorance about this subject matter.

Read it and weep:

Thread: Chemtrails- United States Patent 5,003,186 ---Hughes Aircraft-1991----- Debunk this, Shills!

lmao
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Just because a patent exists for something doesn't mean it's used.

I happen to be one of the biggest rebel, non-conformists, here at GLP.

I am also an expert in aviation history and have worked in the aviation industry.

So basically...

STFU.
"Everybody lies."
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they spray shit to modify the weather (at a minimum).

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

...and that shit is bad, for you and for the environment.

silver iodine is one such chemical for instance. silver is one of the most powerful anti-bacterial known to man, our bodies function using bacteria fyi, particularly in digestion. iodine collects in the thyroid - this is a bad thing.
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i think House and Snake have abandoned the thread..
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Unlike you, I have a life...

loser
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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What happens when you add 0.5% ( by volume or weight) sulfur compounds to jet fuel?
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It seems to give you an erection...
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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It's quite simple really if you have any grasp of the physics involved.

What YOU people call classic "chemtrails"?

That go on for miles and miles and miles?

Use YOUR friggen brain.

An aircraft CAN NOT CARRY anywhere near the amount of material needed to make trails the sizes you claim.

What is happening is that moisture ALREADY IN THE air is changing state and becomes visible.

Ever watch one of the large C-130 fire fighting aircraft?

Specially made to carry large loads and fly short distances.

When it dumps it's load how much area does it cover? Half a mile?

Wake up!!

You've been duped by hoaxters.

Trying to cling to such idiotic claims just shows how ignorant you are of aviation and physics.

Sorry to be so blunt but that's the way it is.
 Quoting: G. House




Wow... You're still up to your old tricks, Shit House?

We thought you had died.

One could only hope.
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i think House and Snake have abandoned the thread..
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Unlike you, I have a life...

loser
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You call selling out your country for a paycheck, having "a life"?

lol...

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