Zombie Attack Reported in Georgia!

A very close relative of mine has gone all zombie. She has been arrested several times since January for striping down and attacking people. She is totally delusional, thinks I stole her relatives body. She acts insane for awhile and gets locked up, but straightens out long enough for them to let her out. Then she does it again. They haven't found drugs in her system. Thats in Arkansas.

There are several theories out there, but Bath Salts it isn't.

Thread: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE NOW IN CHINA!!!

Ohh shit this is getting rediculoius !

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What if this is the effect of having a calcified pineal gland and this happens when the sun's energy is at a high?

Good question... All possibilities are on the table.

CRAZY!!!

It's scary how strong and fast she is when she's attacking. She's a small woman, luckily, or she would have really hurt someone by now.

I know- they seem to have super strength.

Its starting to happen more frequently now.

I'm hoping nobody in my family goes zombie.
I suspect my husband could enjoy a piece of my face.
I'm scared.
Wtf is this?
Do we now have to sleep with one eye open?
Damn.

There are certain qualities that all the people share in common, those are the people who will be affected first. Can you figure out whos next?

Why do they continue blaming bathsalts?
Don't they realize we all know differently?
Oh I forgot, the general public will believe anything, I guess.

You better be nice to your husband lol.

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This is why it happens:

There has been a lot of speculation around the cause of these zombie attacks. I can provide you with an answer that has taken me many years to find.

The planet has something called Ley Lines. This is of-course the energy pathways of the planet itself. Just as we do in our own bodies, which are connected and anchored by the chakra's, so does the earth.



There are many eastern philosophies and rituals designed to purge the body of negative energies. The earth has its own purge, and I am unsure of when but I am willing to speculate that is in direct relation to the sun and our solar system, and the alignment of the planets.

If you are an individual whom is in touch with your self, you know how important it is for you to maintain a serene and calm mind, and keep your energy as pure as possible. Not only your health will improve, but you will also be more open to receiving ethereal energy. The reverse is true.

If you are a person whom is governed by addiction, negative energies, and the like. You are of-course more open to spiritual possession.

When the Earth decides to purge all this negative energy, which is derived from us. It returns back to the source, once again, us. If you are weak and full of decay, you are more susceptible to this energy and thus it is easier for it to consume you, and to ultimately, make you into a demonic being.

I do not believe that the sun ray's have anything to do with these outbreak of demonic activity. However, it is possible that the Sun is causing the Earth to purge this energy which will ultimately find its way into weak individuals and destroy them.

The latest attack from China was on a man who was found to be drunk at the time of the attack. Clearly, this man had an alcohol problem if he was drunk at work. Alcohol destroys the body and mind. I am not at all surprised that this man, having the gifts of being a hypersensitive human being at his creation, has deluded himself, destroyed his being, and thus became another victim to this dark energy.

Just as we have been purging negative thoughts and energy during the Venus transit and so on, so was the earth.

If you wish to stay free of this possibility. I strongly suggest that you begin a healthier lifestyle, both in the body, and in your mind, and thus, you will be an agent of love, as opposed to, an agent of destruction.

destroy the brian

Police training for Zombie Apocalypse... Hmmm?

mad cows disease

So will masturbation potentially cause you to go zombie? Serious question.

You might see a zombie theme park in Detroit:

'Zombie Apocalypse' To Hit Detroit? Zombie Theme Park Hopes To Breathe New Life To City

[link to www.ibtimes.com]

TW, is your computer acting up? Mine is slow and jumpy.

Check your pm.

I think excessive masturbation weakens you, so it may not cause you to go zombie, but it may make you weaker and more susceptible to the energies the earth is purging. Generally, if you abuse anything, it will have negative effects on your health.

IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS MOSTLY HAPPENING TO NON WHITE PEOPLE

Wtf why are they all black, Has anyone else noticed this?

Yes, I've notice that too. I wonder why?

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I dont think its a Zombie attack per say, i think people are just wierding out in general, all human races.

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"I WILL BET 1 MILLION DOLLARS THIS HAS MORE TO DO WITH THE SUN AND ITS CURRENT WHITE WELDER STATE THAN ANY DRUG... iN MY HONEST OPINION - THERE IS SOMETHING very WRONG WITH THE SUN RIGHT NOW"