MItt Romney's Secret Love Letter to the IRS!

Now we know the real reason why he won't release his tax returns! LOL!

Dear IRS,
Oh baby,I miss you so much! You make me crazy thinking about how you get all those losers to pay their taxes. I just dream about wallowing around with you in those big bags of cash!

You make me weak in the knees,Girl! I wanna do you so hard right,it's all I can think about!

Just think, after I'm elected President then we can set up that new family of tax shelters we've been talking about. And um, don't worry, my wife doesn't know a thing about us! She's as dumb as a brick! Hell, all I have to do is give her some money and tell her to go on a vacation or go to the spa or just go shopping.It's only money after all right? lol! she'll never know about you and me, I swear eternal devotion to you and only you.

Please say we'll be together once this ugly,sordid mess with this election is finished. I can't wait to see you and hold you and kiss you all over again.

And from now on, I don't ever want to hear anything else about that awful Donald Trump! You're mine! All Mine! And there will never be anyone else in your life,ever! Do you hear me? I'm very jealous when it comes to spending time with you, and no, darling, I don't share.

I would never cheat on you, honey. Now, come give Daddy some love, and I'll give you a little dirt on Donald baby to sweeten the deal. ok?
I'll see you soon.


Always and forever,
Mitt



(You know it wouldn't surprise me in the least if there were a real letter like that hidden away somewhere.) LMAO!