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08/10/2012 06:17 PM
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I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
so i was on a dating website and i msged this hot girl on there and she added me on msn so she wanted to see my abs and muscles on cam so i was showing it to her.. she kept encouraging me and saying things she would do to my body.... she said her cam was broken so she send me a bunch of pics in her bra and shit and she said she would try to get it fixed by tomorrow. Well anyways she wanted me to jerk it so i did and she was saying nice things like ohhh yeahh baby give me that load right in my mouth...


at the end of it all, i asked for her number, she gave me a number then went offline.. so i called the numbert... it ended up being the local bank

so i noticed i was blocked on msn...

then i went back to the datin site and she told me she was a HE and he enjoyed me jerking it off and wished my load was in his mouth... i immediatly blocked and deleted him

i feel so awkard :(

what if he recorded it.. and hes gonna put me on xhamster or something

if he does i hope somebody notices and i get in the porn business! 5a
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08/10/2012 06:24 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
anybody else ever jerk it on cam to a stranger?
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08/10/2012 06:35 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
Canada, you're an idiot.

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08/10/2012 06:40 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
brief gets to tell you yah gay now...so ready for the walk of shame
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08/10/2012 06:41 PM
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OP ate his own product....admit it!...
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08/10/2012 06:43 PM

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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
so i was on a dating website and i msged this hot girl on there and she added me on msn so she wanted to see my abs and muscles on cam so i was showing it to her.. she kept encouraging me and saying things she would do to my body.... she said her cam was broken so she send me a bunch of pics in her bra and shit and she said she would try to get it fixed by tomorrow. Well anyways she wanted me to jerk it so i did and she was saying nice things like ohhh yeahh baby give me that load right in my mouth...


at the end of it all, i asked for her number, she gave me a number then went offline.. so i called the numbert... it ended up being the local bank

so i noticed i was blocked on msn...

then i went back to the datin site and she told me she was a HE and he enjoyed me jerking it off and wished my load was in his mouth... i immediatly blocked and deleted him

i feel so awkard :(

what if he recorded it.. and hes gonna put me on xhamster or something

if he does i hope somebody notices and i get in the porn business! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


Why do you fags have to tell us about your gayness all the time?
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08/10/2012 06:44 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
so i was on a dating website and i msged this hot girl on there and she added me on msn so she wanted to see my abs and muscles on cam so i was showing it to her.. she kept encouraging me and saying things she would do to my body.... she said her cam was broken so she send me a bunch of pics in her bra and shit and she said she would try to get it fixed by tomorrow. Well anyways she wanted me to jerk it so i did and she was saying nice things like ohhh yeahh baby give me that load right in my mouth...


at the end of it all, i asked for her number, she gave me a number then went offline.. so i called the numbert... it ended up being the local bank

so i noticed i was blocked on msn...

then i went back to the datin site and she told me she was a HE and he enjoyed me jerking it off and wished my load was in his mouth... i immediatly blocked and deleted him

i feel so awkard :(

what if he recorded it.. and hes gonna put me on xhamster or something

if he does i hope somebody notices and i get in the porn business! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


Lol at the last sentence, wasnt expecting that. Because I was going to say if your face wasnt shown, no one will know it was you.
I am not a anonymous coward.
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brief gets to tell you yah gay now...so ready for the walk of shame
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12916850


hahaha
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brief gets to tell you yah gay now...so ready for the walk of shame
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Lol
I am not a anonymous coward.
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08/10/2012 06:47 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
brief gets to tell you yah gay now...so ready for the walk of shame
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hahaha
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You're famous. Don't let it go to your head lol
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08/10/2012 06:47 PM
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brief gets to tell you yah gay now...so ready for the walk of shame
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08/10/2012 06:48 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
brief gets to tell you yah gay now...so ready for the walk of shame
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12916850


FIRST! SUCCESSFUL! GLP! PREDICTION!!!

speedbanancheerspeedbanancheerspeedbanancheerspeedbanancheerspeedbanancheerspeedbanancheerspeedbanancheerspeedbanan
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ohyeahohyeah
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08/10/2012 06:49 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
so i was on a dating website and i msged this hot girl on there and she added me on msn so she wanted to see my abs and muscles on cam so i was showing it to her.. she kept encouraging me and saying things she would do to my body.... she said her cam was broken so she send me a bunch of pics in her bra and shit and she said she would try to get it fixed by tomorrow. Well anyways she wanted me to jerk it so i did and she was saying nice things like ohhh yeahh baby give me that load right in my mouth...


at the end of it all, i asked for her number, she gave me a number then went offline.. so i called the numbert... it ended up being the local bank

so i noticed i was blocked on msn...

then i went back to the datin site and she told me she was a HE and he enjoyed me jerking it off and wished my load was in his mouth... i immediatly blocked and deleted him

i feel so awkard :(

what if he recorded it.. and hes gonna put me on xhamster or something

if he does i hope somebody notices and i get in the porn business! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


Get a life, Canada.
"What happened to the legendary Chris Redfield, huh? What happened to you!?"
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08/10/2012 06:51 PM
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anybody else ever jerk it on cam to a stranger?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


Why, no. No, I haven't.

damned
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/10/2012 06:53 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
im not gay you fucktards... i fuck only premium pussy

and this was just a premium pussy fake

some fucking knob gobbler .. i was just acting on impulse because of the hotness of this chick

i never jerk off on cam except this time

but never again at least until i see the other person.. god damn what made it real was the way he talked.. like all giddy and shit like a horny girl..

im def not gay but i do feel like i got virtually raped by a homo
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08/10/2012 06:55 PM

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I never forgive and I never forget

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08/10/2012 06:55 PM
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A hole's a hole.
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08/10/2012 06:56 PM

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im not gay you fucktards... i fuck only premium pussy

and this was just a premium pussy fake

some fucking knob gobbler .. i was just acting on impulse because of the hotness of this chick

i never jerk off on cam except this time

but never again at least until i see the other person.. god damn what made it real was the way he talked.. like all giddy and shit like a horny girl..

im def not gay but i do feel like i got virtually raped by a homo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


Well, you're out of the closet now...congratulations?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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08/10/2012 07:01 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
im not gay you fucktards... i fuck only premium pussy

and this was just a premium pussy fake

some fucking knob gobbler .. i was just acting on impulse because of the hotness of this chick

i never jerk off on cam except this time

but never again at least until i see the other person.. god damn what made it real was the way he talked.. like all giddy and shit like a horny girl..

im def not gay but i do feel like i got virtually raped by a homo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


Well, you're out of the closet now...congratulations?
 Quoting: BRIEF


considering you are famous for making comments in a lt of gay threads, perhaprs you my friend are still in the closet?

but as for me, i was never in the closet to begin with thank you :)
BRIEF

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08/10/2012 07:03 PM

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im not gay you fucktards... i fuck only premium pussy

and this was just a premium pussy fake

some fucking knob gobbler .. i was just acting on impulse because of the hotness of this chick

i never jerk off on cam except this time

but never again at least until i see the other person.. god damn what made it real was the way he talked.. like all giddy and shit like a horny girl..

im def not gay but i do feel like i got virtually raped by a homo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


Well, you're out of the closet now...congratulations?
 Quoting: BRIEF


considering you are famous for making comments in a lt of gay threads, perhaprs you my friend are still in the closet?

but as for me, i was never in the closet to begin with thank you :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


You're the one jerking off to other dudes, but whatever...
I never forgive and I never forget

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08/10/2012 07:04 PM
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cruise
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08/10/2012 07:05 PM
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He probably recorded it and watches the video of you jerking off everyday!
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08/10/2012 07:07 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
im not gay you fucktards... i fuck only premium pussy

and this was just a premium pussy fake

some fucking knob gobbler .. i was just acting on impulse because of the hotness of this chick

i never jerk off on cam except this time

but never again at least until i see the other person.. god damn what made it real was the way he talked.. like all giddy and shit like a horny girl..

im def not gay but i do feel like i got virtually raped by a homo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


Well, you're out of the closet now...congratulations?
 Quoting: BRIEF


considering you are famous for making comments in a lt of gay threads, perhaprs you my friend are still in the closet?

but as for me, i was never in the closet to begin with thank you :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


You're the one jerking off to other dudes, but whatever...
 Quoting: BRIEF


dude i know but im telling you im straighter than a motherfucking ruler.. and i never done this on cam before it was just an impulese because the images he kept sending of that hot female made me wanna do it cuz she kept syaing if she " likes what she sees " she wwill invite me over tomorrow so i was tempted and just did it.. yeah i know you can put many gay jokes on me but really im not gay im telling u guys... i love pussyy


I LOVEE PUSSAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



rockon
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08/10/2012 07:09 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
so i was on a dating website and i msged this hot girl on there and she added me on msn so she wanted to see my abs and muscles on cam so i was showing it to her.. she kept encouraging me and saying things she would do to my body.... she said her cam was broken so she send me a bunch of pics in her bra and shit and she said she would try to get it fixed by tomorrow. Well anyways she wanted me to jerk it so i did and she was saying nice things like ohhh yeahh baby give me that load right in my mouth...


at the end of it all, i asked for her number, she gave me a number then went offline.. so i called the numbert... it ended up being the local bank

so i noticed i was blocked on msn...

then i went back to the datin site and she told me she was a HE and he enjoyed me jerking it off and wished my load was in his mouth... i immediatly blocked and deleted him

i feel so awkard :(

what if he recorded it.. and hes gonna put me on xhamster or something

if he does i hope somebody notices and i get in the porn business! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


kim jong And he thanks you kindly
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08/10/2012 07:09 PM
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He probably recorded it and watches the video of you jerking off everyday!
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I think so too :( because " she " kept saying how good i look and how bad she wants me in her mouth


god damn
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08/10/2012 07:11 PM

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Your on GLP but you jerk off to a stranger on webcam? You should be way too paranoid to do something like that
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It was probably Bill Clinton
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08/10/2012 07:15 PM
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It was probably Bill Clinton
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08/10/2012 07:18 PM
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Awkward turtle dude.afro
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
so i was on a dating website and i msged this hot girl on there and she added me on msn so she wanted to see my abs and muscles on cam so i was showing it to her.. she kept encouraging me and saying things she would do to my body.... she said her cam was broken so she send me a bunch of pics in her bra and shit and she said she would try to get it fixed by tomorrow. Well anyways she wanted me to jerk it so i did and she was saying nice things like ohhh yeahh baby give me that load right in my mouth...


at the end of it all, i asked for her number, she gave me a number then went offline.. so i called the numbert... it ended up being the local bank

so i noticed i was blocked on msn...

then i went back to the datin site and she told me she was a HE and he enjoyed me jerking it off and wished my load was in his mouth... i immediatly blocked and deleted him

i feel so awkard :(

what if he recorded it.. and hes gonna put me on xhamster or something

if he does i hope somebody notices and i get in the porn business! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


fuck man, you got cyberraped :D congrats you made my day
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08/10/2012 07:25 PM
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Re: I just jerked off to what was supposed to be a hot female but...
anybody else ever jerk it on cam to a stranger?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14020413


Why, no. No, I haven't.

damned
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That kind of sounds a bit Sarcastic!!!

Fess up!





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