French Military History in a Nutshell


Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".


The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

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Bad troll is bad, learn your facts and don't get them from an anti-french website which was created because we had the brains not to go to war in Iraq because of false reasons (WMD? lololololol).

Hundred Years War was lost, yet we recovered all of occupied France. American Revolution, do you know Lafayette? Why would we get like 1/3 of your country territory after it if we didn't win anything there ?
Napoleon ? One of world's greatest general who's from Corsica which is a french territory and lost 1 vs 1.5 without aid from its colonels.
And last but not least, WWI, if you call this a french defeat, you're a big moran.

It's like saying WWII was won thanks to the US when it was Staline's troops that did all the job.


As for the topic, we are a country where we care about our citizens, it's useless to put them in jeopardy because of Israel murder train.