GRAPHIC – Elderly man arrested violating pig at school barn

DAVIS, Okla. — Authorities in Murray County have charged a 77-year-old man for violating a show pig at an agriculture barn located on the property of Davis Public Schools. Court documents state Jimmy “Hawkeye” Jeter of Davis was caught on surveillance video inside the barn.

Records state Jeter “walked into the pen, unzipped his pants, appeared to pull something out of his pants, then bent over the gilt (female pig).”

[link to kfor.com]

I was going to say something witty here, but screw it. The story speaks for itself.