Grammer Nazis?!?!?!?

Grammar. Yes. I didn't get forced to go to school for the best part of 20 years to let lazy people annoy me.

We have ways of making you spell.

The teachings that Americans get INCLUDING Grammar is taught wrong to you to begin with so.... Really people that look into everyones speech chat text writings clicks pops typing or what have you. Its Unique and NEW so...

I don't write in German, so, count me out.

Dont forget the biggest Grammar mess up.... is of course the ,

I'm a grammar nazi. An odd screw up every now and again is ok, but when even the title is wrong it just screams "Idiot Post!"

No, here's the worst one:

;

The Grammer thing was supposed to make you think :

Before becoming a regular Reader my Tofl Level was
afir 985 Points, now i am a little bit above 760!

I have big Problems with the Oz Dialect and Spelling
and after they drunk their first Beer at 8.30am
it is even more difficult for me!

Last Edited by the mighty Atom on 08/30/2012 07:52 PM

lol

Should be "after they've drank their first beer".

No, I just spell with all caps. Captard.

A bit yea.

What I dont understand is why people do this, when they fully understand the intention of the declaration of thought. I think its an ego complex, that makes them think that they are more intelligent and need to point out your mistakes to make them feel justified in their belief of being greater. In reality, they come out to be douchebags who have nothing else to contribute to the topic at hand.

hahahah

lol ; , !

The biggest annoyance to me is when people use the damn comma in "its" when it's used as a possessive

There is an apostrophe between the i and the s.

fucking USE IT
:)

'Period' ends a sentence, not a colon (and no space).
Who are you kidding; you only now realized you couldn't spell grammar.

Something that I've noticed in my professional life is interesting...

Not all, but many of the Grammar Patrol often don't know the correct use of a lot of words and will go on and on about how an author "messed up" never realizing that they need to do a basic dictionary check.

Also, while using the wrong "there" "their" or "they're" isn't great, making one mistake in over twelve hundred different cases doesn't really mean someone has no clue how to do it.

Instead of "oops caught a mistake" many of them become almost enraged and act as if their catching the error is anywhere near the same as doing the real work in the first place.

(It isn't)

No, I like to think my vocabulary and grammar is spot on though. However, I hate it when you're arguing with somebody online and they resort to pointing out your grammar or spelling. It doesn't really happen to me but when I see people do it I feel a little second hand frustration. Unless the poster is completely illiterate then there is no real need to point it out.

Perfect! A grammar thread. Need some help too.

Does this sentence need commas?

Mark from accounting dropped off the report for the new manager.

If so, type it the correct way.

You can't even spell 'grammar'.

No wonder the world thinks Americans are idiots.

Bad spelling and grammar makes you sound stupid.

*grammar*
Mines not perfect but Ive pointed peoples bad grammar out before.

anyone?

Out of all grammar mistakes, thats your biggest annoyance?

Mark, from accounting, dropped off the report for the new manager.

my biggest grammar mistake personaly. This is a speaking grammar lol, a guy comes in to the store applies for application and when i saw his name, Jesus i said and refered to him as Jesus not Heysus lol

I don't think it needs the commas, but there's nothing wrong with them.