I'm from Sweden axe me a kvestion...

Are you Sven from Sveden?

Are you an Abba-Dabba-Do lover?

do ye run aboot on motorways ?

Do you have Volvo?

hey Lithi, how ye know its a girl ?

Why do you spell nurse - sjuksköterska?

Do you stick to this Viking custom of carrying axes around?

Last Edited by gaton on 09/09/2012 01:24 PM

Why that is my main hobby.

Do you still wear the traditional wooden shoes?

do you have blonde hair and blue eyes? is your hair naturally straight?

It is mandatory to buy a volvo as your first car here.

In the background here you can see me driving. From 24 seconds.

That is exactly how I spell it. Spooky.

You're not a swede are you?

Wooden shoes are not traditional here, that is Holland LOL!

I have blonde hair and blue eyes, but my hair is naturally curly.

I have to go now I am having a smörgåsbord.

Thx for your kvestions.

Does it feel good knowing that you can't satisfy any girl with a small swedish frozen dick?

What do you think of Belgium?

Nope and that is the only Svedish word I know besides Sven and Sveden...

You still owe the world an apology for:





Although we did make a nice (Dutch) remix off of it:





Last Edited by Psych on 09/09/2012 01:58 PM

Why did a Swedish friend in Stockholm want my son to buy an extra-skimpy, off-brand, Swedish-flag-design, Speedo-type bathing suit, to wear on his upcoming student-exchange in Germany? Wasn't that rude?

Why are u all assholes?

Do you think Greenland is the biggest threat to world peace?

What the Swedish Chef Sounds Like to Swedes

"I recently went on a quest to investigate what Swedes really think of the shotgun-toting, gibberish-spouting chaos Muppet, the Swedish Chef. What I discovered was that they think he sounds Norwegian—and that they get that question a lot."

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Är du en bög, Håkan?

Do you wish you were danish?

Any quikes on the borders with norway ?

Why do Europeans fear the use of toilet paper?

Can you decipher this?

_ _ n r _ k
_ u n _ q v _ s _

?

Det är ju för jävligt att man kan inte köpa riktigt öl på ICA eller andra mataffären. När kommer det att förändras?

Must be an aussie thing. First thing I thought of... Sven.