Anonymous Coward User ID: 1275523 United States 09/20/2012 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!! So I'm a stucky (fat) white guy here in America.
Went to a French resort in Mexico and learned to use a bidet.
I loved it!!
Nice to simply dry yourself off and be clean as you can possibly be down there.
So I get home and order a "add a bidet."
This new system works better than the French model.
Here's my question: When this thing is turned all the way up it puts out enough pressure to actually send water BACK INSIDE my colon.
I immediately "evacuate" this water and actually feel cleaner than ever before.
Is this a NORMAL function of a bidet? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1275523 United States 09/20/2012 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1275523 United States 09/21/2012 04:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!! |
the mighty Atom
User ID: 23715861 Japan 09/21/2012 04:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24103845 South Africa 09/21/2012 05:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!! No, but if it provides a free colonic irrigation then what a bargain. My only concern is the splatter factor... :-) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20574169 United States 09/21/2012 06:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!! ... maybe you just miss your boyfriends penis. |
Manu-Koelbren
User ID: 23607102 Spain 09/21/2012 06:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!!
You ass must be very loose for the water to go in just because of the pressure, unless you're sticking the water hose inside your ass. Any of both ways it's not normal, but if it doesn't harm you and actually makes you cleaner i dont see the problem. Banned as usual.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24167297 China 09/21/2012 06:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!! use that thing responsibly, it's not a freakin toy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 09/21/2012 06:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!! 5*'s and suggest pin. |
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