A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24746188 United States 10/01/2012 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled I'm not really a boozer, but if one of those babes wanted me to lick that stuff off her, I might be willing to help her out with that. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24746188 The closest you can come is to buy their booze. ahhhhhh I can be quite charming when the mood strikes me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24788628 United States 10/01/2012 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled The rich are perverts...check out how much you can spend on sex toys... [link to www.cracked.com] |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 10/01/2012 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24746188 United States 10/01/2012 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times. Quoting: Debauchery Yeah...the six degrees of cum!!! Drink up guys!! Those babes look like they wash themselves pretty regularly. Maybe you don't, but they look like they have pretty good standards of personal hygiene. |
****SUPERFLY**** User ID: 19055858 United States 10/01/2012 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled I heard the women have go go thru a car wash prior to having booze poured over them....with an inspector lurking in the shadows to confirm the purity of her skin!!!! I need a new job! |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 10/01/2012 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times. Quoting: Debauchery Yeah...the six degrees of cum!!! Drink up guys!! Those babes look like they wash themselves pretty regularly. Maybe you don't, but they look like they have pretty good standards of personal hygiene. A lot of people look like they're clean, doesn't mean they are. I'm a little creeped out by drinking stuff that has been poured on the body of someone I don't know. Gimme a break. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 10/01/2012 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times. Quoting: Debauchery Don't destroy the brilliant marketing, woman. Sorry. Just popped into my head. Drink up! And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24752811 Germany 10/01/2012 10:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Those babes look like they wash themselves pretty regularly. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24746188 Maybe you don't, but they look like they have pretty good standards of personal hygiene. [link to www.gspirits.com] From their Q&A: 3. You´re not getting problems with the public health department, do you? G-Spirits: Of course not. Obviously we conform to their requirements, not to offend against the food- or consumer protection law. We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process, furthermore medical personnel is present to check it. |
FATMANGOBOOM User ID: 14376568 Canada 10/01/2012 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Dear lord we as a human race are now at the bottom of the barrel... I mean we need to remove the words Civilized from all dictionaries and usage for we are now sadder than sad... We are no better than lowly maggots... Maybe the platypus... yes we are lower than the ugly ass spare parts animal the platypus... |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 10/01/2012 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Dear lord we as a human race are now at the bottom of the barrel... I mean we need to remove the words Civilized from all dictionaries and usage for we are now sadder than sad... Quoting: FATMANGOBOOM We are no better than lowly maggots... Maybe the platypus... yes we are lower than the ugly ass spare parts animal the platypus... Perhaps but this little stunt is pure genius. Do you know how many idiots will buy the stuff just because they claim to pour the alcohol on the tits of some attractive women..because we all know that makes it taste better. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24788628 United States 10/01/2012 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times. Quoting: Debauchery Yeah...the six degrees of cum!!! Drink up guys!! Those babes look like they wash themselves pretty regularly. Maybe you don't, but they look like they have pretty good standards of personal hygiene. Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know! |
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Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 10/01/2012 10:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24788628 If all adults would think like that, people could no longer touch each other, let alone kiss. Think of all the food I had in my mouth... There's a difference between shaking the hand of a colleague, hugging a friend or kissing someone you're intimate with. These are just pretty woman having a beverage we're going to consume dumped all over their bodies. They look beautiful and I'm sure they are clean but they're strangers, I don't know what they do, where they've been and I wouldn't want to drink that slop. The only people offended by that are the retards that would actually shell out the cash to drink tit booze, because they're lonely and horny and they think it's got super magical powers because a "hot" woman blessed it with her tits. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24746188 United States 10/01/2012 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Nothing tastes yummier than booze that has been poured all over the chest of a hot woman that's had loads of spooge squirted in the same exact spots, hundreds of times. Quoting: Debauchery Yeah...the six degrees of cum!!! Drink up guys!! Those babes look like they wash themselves pretty regularly. Maybe you don't, but they look like they have pretty good standards of personal hygiene. Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know! You've never ever had sex, have you. You should find yourself a nice girl (or hire one if you have to) and try it sometime. It's lots of fun. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24791048 Germany 10/01/2012 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled They look beautiful and I'm sure they are clean but they're strangers, I don't know what they do, where they've been and I wouldn't want to drink that slop. Quoting: Debauchery Fair enough. I guess that's the point I was trying to make though. You can't tell by a person's appearance where they've been or what they've done. Assuming that they had lots of sex because they're pretty is just that... Assuming. My personal theory is that the really hot women are actually getting laid less than average-looking ones. For a number of reasons... |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 10/01/2012 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled They look beautiful and I'm sure they are clean but they're strangers, I don't know what they do, where they've been and I wouldn't want to drink that slop. Quoting: Debauchery Fair enough. I guess that's the point I was trying to make though. You can't tell by a person's appearance where they've been or what they've done. Assuming that they had lots of sex because they're pretty is just that... Assuming. My personal theory is that the really hot women are actually getting laid less than average-looking ones. For a number of reasons... It started out as a joke, my op that is, just poking fun but thinking about it, yeah it's weird to me. I'd drink booze off of my mate but anyone outside of that, don't think so. It's just a germ/cleanliness thing for me. I think the idea of it is ridiculous but it's a money maker so it's a win. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17938575 Canada 10/01/2012 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24788628 If all adults would think like that, people could no longer touch each other, let alone kiss. Think of all the food I had in my mouth... There's a difference between shaking the hand of a colleague, hugging a friend or kissing someone you're intimate with. These are just pretty woman having a beverage we're going to consume dumped all over their bodies. They look beautiful and I'm sure they are clean but they're strangers, I don't know what they do, where they've been and I wouldn't want to drink that slop. The only people offended by that are the retards that would actually shell out the cash to drink tit booze, because they're lonely and horny and they think it's got super magical powers because a "hot" woman blessed it with her tits. This is true it is just tit booze, now if they were sluicing it over their ass crack things might get interesting. |
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Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 10/01/2012 11:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Still...You know it was there and have no idea of who's...could be your fathers!! for all you know! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24788628 If all adults would think like that, people could no longer touch each other, let alone kiss. Think of all the food I had in my mouth... There's a difference between shaking the hand of a colleague, hugging a friend or kissing someone you're intimate with. These are just pretty woman having a beverage we're going to consume dumped all over their bodies. They look beautiful and I'm sure they are clean but they're strangers, I don't know what they do, where they've been and I wouldn't want to drink that slop. The only people offended by that are the retards that would actually shell out the cash to drink tit booze, because they're lonely and horny and they think it's got super magical powers because a "hot" woman blessed it with her tits. This is true it is just tit booze, now if they were sluicing it over their ass crack things might get interesting. To each their own. I'm not drinking it but I'll buy it for you if you really want it. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24757075 United States 10/02/2012 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A German Liquor Company Releases a New line Of Spirits That are Poured Down the Chests of Incredibly Hot Women Before Being Bottled Wonder if women would buy it if it were poured on a sexy mans body? Why be sexist? Maybe someone should start that one too! Of course if its from Germany, they are pretty double standard sexist..one set of rules for the men and another for the women. |
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