They say that this global bacon shortage is caused by "global warming" and "crop failure." But I believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. Here's the facts about the baconspiracy right before ours eyes.

Who is not supposed to eat bacon? Jews, but most of the Jews I know do anyway. No, I'm talking about the REAL Jews...Muslims. Which means this bacon shortage is nothing more than creeping Sharia Law. And you know who I blame? Barack Obama. I have been warning my family for years about his friendship with the Muslims.