I used to visit Canada a lot when I lived in a close vicinity to 19+ clubs/bars when I was under 21 for the US, and I can say all three of those things in Canada suck.

They have the worse beer, even worse than American. I mean Labatt Blue is honestly the worst tasting piece of shit I've ever had the unfortunate pleasure of tasting.

Pizza? gtfo, you guys shred the peperoni like feta cheese over the pizza. I won't even get into the taste.

I also went to many Canadian strip clubs, as they allowed full nude with drinking, so I am pretty experienced with the kind of girl that's going to be knocking on your door tonight, and it's a frightful vision.

Then again, if you're over 40 go at it and have fun!