Marriage is highly overrated. All married guys secretly wish they were single again.

Women change after you marry them. They nag, whine and complain, and everything they do or say to you is just a way to test your love for them. They're insecure about your feelings for them, so they need reassurance daily, sometimes several times a day!

I had a wife that took it personally if I didn't take out the trash when she wanted me too. It had to be right away, or it was proof I didn't love her! They're all wacky in their own ways, but it's for the same stupid reasons. I'm sure there are exceptions, but most are not worth all the effort. They're so much nicer to you when you're just dating.