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Website offers prize for Denmark's smallest penis

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/14/2012 06:56 AM
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Website offers prize for Denmark's smallest penis
[link to www.metro.co.uk]

SingleSex.dk is encouraging men to send in photos of their private parts - in 'rigid mode' and alongside a tape measure, of course.

The rules are simple and the man with the shortest measurement will win the Apple smartphone.

Organisers are also asking the site's female members to vote on the entries and the most popular will pick up a prize.....

....It's a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man.

'There are so many unhappy men out there, who think you have to have a giant penis, but it's not normal to have a huge one.'....
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10/14/2012 07:10 AM
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Re: Website offers prize for Denmark's smallest penis
It like Honey Boo Boo for penis size. We can look at the contest winner and feel smug that we're not him.
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10/14/2012 09:32 AM
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Re: Website offers prize for Denmark's smallest penis
I have two penises, one an inch long and the other 13 inches. Where do I fit in?
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03/05/2023 03:29 PM
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Re: Website offers prize for Denmark's smallest penis
Running To Taco Bell to load up on a Hard Taco, a Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito, some Doritos Locos Tacos, a Quesarito, a Spicy Tostada, and a Beefy 5-Layer Burrito. A 16oz. cup of Strawberry Milk will help get it rinsed down the hatch.

Enjoy the Quickness
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03/05/2023 03:32 PM
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Re: Website offers prize for Denmark's smallest penis
Haha rigid mode wtf!





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