The Zombie Apocalypse is the Best Case Scenario

Dude, I totally agree at least you have a fighting chance with zombies.

So what is Summer Glau up to these days anyways?

From the article:

* Zombies don’t lead Personality Cults.

* There will be no elections between living and Zombie candidates where the living ones squabble so much they split their base and end up getting the Zombie elected.

* A significant percentage of the population will not be persuaded that “even though they’re not really in favor of them”, the Zombie’s policies and agenda are tolerable “for the duration of the crisis”.

* Although they’re certainly hungry, Zombies do not confiscate, much less redistribute, food.

* None of your neighbors will be co-opted into a secret police looking to rat you out to the Zombies.

* Zombies do not create websites with creepy slide shows extolling the virtues of living under their rule.

* Zombies don’t gather and maintain databases of your personal, commercial, or medical information.

* Zombies, ironically, don’t impose gun-control laws.

* Under no circumstance would Zombies ever be put in charge of the Fed, although now that I think about it, that’s kind of sad because it would HAVE to be an improvement, and besides – no Zombie is either stupid or evil enough to ever try to monetize the national debt. I guess nothing’s perfect.

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[link to atomicmonkeyactionsquad.blogspot.com]

Read it all, and go vote today, Zombie Hunters!

I'm thinking that behind the humor there might be some decent advice in the comparison table.

Zombies!

I don't get why they said the apes smelled good...

Free ur mind from mental slavery. X

9 MEALS AWAY FROM COLLAPSE, WHEN AMERICANS FOOD RUN OUT THEY WILL BE ZOMBIES, THEN THEY WILL EAT PEOPLE AND THE MILTARY WILL SHOOT THEM.

Got my vote for best thread of the day.

Thanks OP.

Heh. Bump.

So will the Farm Bill parts of the Fiscal Cliff bill hasten or delay the ZA?

Probably being smoking hot and sexy.

Hey they left off "the homeless". I'm surprised they missed the obvious Southpark homage.

"Change? Change? Change?"

Especially topical since the election!

Man I fucking hope it's the zombie apocalypse

In the unlikely chance we're given a choice, me too!

South Park homeless as zombies:

[link to www.dvdverdict.com]

Thanks for the bump!

They need to update the chart with "Liberal Gun-Grabbers" as an Apocalypse type. They're already getting past the "infestation" stage!

Groarw!

Just waitin' for the zombies!

BRAINNNNNS!!! BRAINNNS!!!! (said by a starving zombie vainly searching for food at the DNC)

Ha!

The zombies are gonna come for us all! And they'll be armed with Executive Orders to seize more than just brains, I tell you!

I agree with this post - Zombies are a better option for an apocalypse than federal agents or Obamacare staff or whatever.