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How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife?
Thor's Hamster User ID: 26566308 United States 11/11/2012 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? Lower your damn standards. I have a friend that complains he is lonely all the damn time, but this is because he wants barbie and not bertha! Quoting: Golou Are you saying I don't deserve a barbie? You don't know me bro. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895 No you do not. No one does. I relaxed my standards and BOOM!! I quit being lonely and started getting laid. I am now married. Had I continued to insist on a skinny model type I'd still be lonely and jacking it every night instead of getting laid. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351 I think i rather be forever alone than with someone i can't look at without regret... No wonder the divorce rates are so high, people marry for the sake of marrying and not for love and attraction. And they you all complain that you're like in prison. Well, you shouldn't have married a whale. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895 ROFL!!!! Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster User ID: 26566308 United States 11/11/2012 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? ... Are you saying I don't deserve a barbie? You don't know me bro. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895 No you do not. No one does. I relaxed my standards and BOOM!! I quit being lonely and started getting laid. I am now married. Had I continued to insist on a skinny model type I'd still be lonely and jacking it every night instead of getting laid. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351 I think i rather be forever alone than with someone i can't look at without regret... No wonder the divorce rates are so high, people marry for the sake of marrying and not for love and attraction. And they you all complain that you're like in prison. Well, you shouldn't have married a whale. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895 ROFL!!!! Quoting: Thor's Hamster Singing B52s: "I got me a wife, she's as big as a whale, and she's about to set sail!" Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
stillhere User ID: 26842649 United States 11/11/2012 03:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? A dog, mans best friend. "You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.” Michael Levy
nexuseditor User ID: 25922006 Australia 11/11/2012 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? Inflatable sheep - get the ones with the extra fluff padding at the rear.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1600351 United Kingdom 11/11/2012 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife?
acegotflows User ID: 21528519 United States 11/11/2012 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? Binural beats and meditation ... "a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26696239 United States 11/11/2012 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? If the bodily realm holds issues seek solace in the intellectual and emotional ones. Have you heard of Diogenes? A young man contemplating marriage sought advice from Diogenes. "Should I marry?" "Marriage is too soon for a young man" "Would you have me wait then until I am old." "Oh no, Marriage is far too late for an old man." "What am I to do then? I love the girl." "Love is a luxury no one can afford. It is for those who have nothing better to do." "What should we be doing then?" "To seek freedom. But it is not possible to be free if you have a wife and children." "But having a wife and family is so agreeable." "Then you see the problem, young man. Freedom would not be so difficult to attain were prison not so sweet." "You mean to be free is to be alone?" "We come into the world alone and we die alone. Why, in life, should we be any less alone?" "To live, then, is terrible." "No, not to live, but to live in chains."
christian Suited up and Armored in Christ! User ID: 6038128 United States 11/11/2012 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? Don't ask why. btw, will castration make it easier to resist temptation? Serious question. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895 Why don't you join a Christian Singles Group at your local church? Susie For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.....Matthew 6:21 There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens: Ecclesiastes 3:1
Fun-Da-Mental User ID: 4433985 Netherlands 11/11/2012 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? If the bodily realm holds issues seek solace in the intellectual and emotional ones. Have you heard of Diogenes? A young man contemplating marriage sought advice from Diogenes. "Should I marry?" "Marriage is too soon for a young man" "Would you have me wait then until I am old." "Oh no, Marriage is far too late for an old man." "What am I to do then? I love the girl." "Love is a luxury no one can afford. It is for those who have nothing better to do." "What should we be doing then?" "To seek freedom. But it is not possible to be free if you have a wife and children." "But having a wife and family is so agreeable." "Then you see the problem, young man. Freedom would not be so difficult to attain were prison not so sweet." "You mean to be free is to be alone?" "We come into the world alone and we die alone. Why, in life, should we be any less alone?" "To live, then, is terrible." "No, not to live, but to live in chains." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26696239 DING-DING-DING
USMC_RECON User ID: 27588648 United States 11/21/2012 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? Inflatable sheep - get the ones with the extra fluff padding at the rear. Quoting: nexuseditor Figures............... I don't like you editor.....feel me? I work for the Government......I'm here to help! [link to thefallen.militarytimes.com] I will be on the crew that gets to bag your squirming live ass into a burn box...and business is gonna be a booming!!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1494776 India 11/22/2012 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? So you want to go to a prison from loneliness? You seem to think that you have two choices : loneliness or prison of a relationship. But there is a third, my friend. And that is of complete freedom. The life of an ascetic.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26836006 United States 11/22/2012 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do you cope with loneliness when you can't have a girlfriend/wife? Lower your damn standards. I have a friend that complains he is lonely all the damn time, but this is because he wants barbie and not bertha! Quoting: Golou Are you saying I don't deserve a barbie? You don't know me bro. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27163895 Well, that comment tells me you are already in love...with yourself. You are a special guy who deserves only the best. Get a mirror over your bed and delight in your own body. You would never be happy with anybody and no body will ever be happy with you. Learn to stare into the looking glass and whisper sweet nothings to that great guy looking back with true love in his eyes.
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