dude, OP, go outside, get off fucking conspiracy websites, take off your tin-foil hat.

go to the nearest bar tonight at 9:30. find a mediocrely attractive girl by herself or with one friend. get into their conversation about anything, and make a joke when you do it "i dont have a rape van or anything, but i overheard you guys talking about _________", and then talk for a little bit. act like you fucking care what she says, (you wont).

put more attention on the one you like, but treat both with respect.

when you have openings, touch the girl you like, her shoulder, put your arm around her, etc....

buy her a drink

at the end of the night, say, hey itd be cool to see you again, whats your number?

bam

or be a pussy, and assume you cant get laid, and then let yourself fulfill that prophecy...