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My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...

 
NuckingFutZ

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11/14/2012 05:49 AM

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Make sure you use plenty of hand cream before and after watching her jerkit pervert. Calluses can be a real bitch for men on their hands. Unless you like the rough stuff grinning

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CLEARLY PUSHING THE SODOM AND GEMORRAH SATANIC ADJENA , FUCK YOU op .... FUCK YOU
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11/14/2012 05:50 AM
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CLEARLY PUSHING THE SODOM AND GEMORRAH SATANIC ADJENA , FUCK YOU op .... FUCK YOU
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clappa
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11/14/2012 05:51 AM
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Madredeus,
let her masturbate!

Why are you "concerned" about it,
you never done it?
G.Y.!B.E.
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11/14/2012 05:53 AM
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Bet she reads 50 shades of crap
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This.
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11/14/2012 05:54 AM
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CLEARLY PUSHING THE SODOM AND GEMORRAH SATANIC ADJENA , FUCK YOU op .... FUCK YOU
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norespect Brilliant!
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11/14/2012 05:55 AM
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Madredeus,
let her masturbate!

Why are you "concerned" about it,
you never done it?
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Concerned? What if she stops!?
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CLEARLY PUSHING THE SODOM AND GEMORRAH SATANIC ADJENA , FUCK YOU op .... FUCK YOU
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clappa
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Are you applauding his statement or his illiteracy?
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CLEARLY PUSHING THE SODOM AND GEMORRAH SATANIC ADJENA , FUCK YOU op .... FUCK YOU
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norespect Brilliant!
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YOU ARE YOU CUNT ... you wanna masterbate , go do it , dont bring your fucking filth on here , you want to sodomise something go do it , but fuck off with the sex shit , you fucking demon ...

im sick of you filthy fucks ... go fucking die , you warped little cunt
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11/14/2012 05:58 AM
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here is some advice for you OP , go out and tell her your children saw her doing it , and beat the old bitch to death , then set her on fire , filthy old demonic whore ...

she shouldnt be doing it in public , iff it were me id beat the fucking shit out of her .. but we all know its just a fucking warped little freek story for you to get kicks ... you warped little fucker
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11/14/2012 06:00 AM
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CLEARLY PUSHING THE SODOM AND GEMORRAH SATANIC ADJENA , FUCK YOU op .... FUCK YOU
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norespect Brilliant!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


YOU ARE YOU CUNT ... you wanna masterbate , go do it , dont bring your fucking filth on here , you want to sodomise something go do it , but fuck off with the sex shit , you fucking demon ...

im sick of you filthy fucks ... go fucking die , you warped little cunt
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27299630


You know, you DON'T HAVE TO click on these threads and read what you think is filth. Why are you posting in this thread anyway? You're just keeping the "filth" up on the front page.

Don't read sex threads and post on them if you don't like them!
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11/14/2012 06:01 AM
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CLEARLY PUSHING THE SODOM AND GEMORRAH SATANIC ADJENA , FUCK YOU op .... FUCK YOU
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norespect Brilliant!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


YOU ARE YOU CUNT ... you wanna masterbate , go do it , dont bring your fucking filth on here , you want to sodomise something go do it , but fuck off with the sex shit , you fucking demon ...

im sick of you filthy fucks ... go fucking die , you warped little cunt
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27299630


What an eloquent, intelligent and all together remarkable human being you are. I'm surprised you've made it this far without being murdered.
You've obviously learned to talk(?) now some spelling and math and you'd almost pass for human. Tell me, is it the warm beer or the immigrants that have turned the UK into a floating turd?
Now lift those knuckles off the ground and go and swim in the Thames :-)
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11/14/2012 06:03 AM
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here is some advice for you OP , go out and tell her your children saw her doing it , and beat the old bitch to death , then set her on fire , filthy old demonic whore ...

she shouldnt be doing it in public , iff it were me id beat the fucking shit out of her .. but we all know its just a fucking warped little freek story for you to get kicks ... you warped little fucker
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If she's in her back yard, that's not public. You make it sound like she's in Walmart rubbing one out!
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11/14/2012 06:05 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
here is some advice for you OP , go out and tell her your children saw her doing it , and beat the old bitch to death , then set her on fire , filthy old demonic whore ...

she shouldnt be doing it in public , iff it were me id beat the fucking shit out of her .. but we all know its just a fucking warped little freek story for you to get kicks ... you warped little fucker
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You are tough! Perhaps instead of living on the dole you could get a job as a superhero, and instead of rescuing old lady's cats you could strangle them and beat them to death with them.
What a fine specimen of the English Island you are. Mummy must be proud ;-)
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11/14/2012 06:08 AM
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What a waste of good juice

Put a note there and ask if she would like help to releive the stress
chuckle
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11/14/2012 06:11 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
CLEARLY PUSHING THE SODOM AND GEMORRAH SATANIC ADJENA , FUCK YOU op .... FUCK YOU
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27299630


norespect Brilliant!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


YOU ARE YOU CUNT ... you wanna masterbate , go do it , dont bring your fucking filth on here , you want to sodomise something go do it , but fuck off with the sex shit , you fucking demon ...

im sick of you filthy fucks ... go fucking die , you warped little cunt
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27299630

Isaiah 6:5 Then said I, Woe is me! for I am undone; because I am a man of unclean lips, and I dwell in the midst of a people of unclean lips...
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11/14/2012 06:12 AM

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Lord I need to live in Iceland!!!
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11/14/2012 06:12 AM
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i see your all dribbling at the thought of the granmar throwing one off in the backyard where children could see or what ever ... and you all seems to get off on it , clearly shows the warped little animals you are ... some old dirty white whore who would have any color dick in her mouth the fucking old slut , and you all like it , even offer your wifes as coculds , you fucking vile sodomist liberal twats ...


id love all of you in front of me now ... just walk down the line with my milkshake , and my handgun like bang , bang , bang , you are the scum of the earth , sodomist pedophiles perverts
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11/14/2012 06:14 AM
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CLEARLY PUSHING THE SODOM AND GEMORRAH SATANIC ADJENA , FUCK YOU op .... FUCK YOU
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norespect Brilliant!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


YOU ARE YOU CUNT ... you wanna masterbate , go do it , dont bring your fucking filth on here , you want to sodomise something go do it , but fuck off with the sex shit , you fucking demon ...

im sick of you filthy fucks ... go fucking die , you warped little cunt
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27299630

Isaiah 6:5 Then said I, Woe is me! for I am undone; because I am a man of unclean lips, and I dwell in the midst of a people of unclean lips...
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yeah yeah ... means nothing to me
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11/14/2012 06:16 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
Diogenes once said 'If I could still my hunger by only rubbing my belly I wouldn't let that either' (after masturbating in public to still his sexual needs)
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11/14/2012 06:44 AM
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CLEARLY PUSHING THE SODOM AND GEMORRAH SATANIC ADJENA , FUCK YOU op .... FUCK YOU
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norespect Brilliant!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


YOU ARE YOU CUNT ... you wanna masterbate , go do it , dont bring your fucking filth on here , you want to sodomise something go do it , but fuck off with the sex shit , you fucking demon ...

im sick of you filthy fucks ... go fucking die , you warped little cunt
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27299630


Wow! Calm down. You sound like the type of person who preaches about how sex is dirty and the devils work but in reality is a hardcore BDSM freak who who self flagellates while masterbating! Wishing you could take it one step further! People like you are in the paper all the time usually after they've finally
snapped and killed someone!

OP enjoy the show! She probably knows you can see her. Just don't let your mrs catch you watching. You'll be in a world of pain!
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11/14/2012 06:50 AM
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Re: My neighbor lady masturbates while sunning herself...
i see your all dribbling at the thought of the granmar throwing one off in the backyard where children could see or what ever ... and you all seems to get off on it , clearly shows the warped little animals you are ... some old dirty white whore who would have any color dick in her mouth the fucking old slut , and you all like it , even offer your wifes as coculds , you fucking vile sodomist liberal twats ...


id love all of you in front of me now ... just walk down the line with my milkshake , and my handgun like bang , bang , bang , you are the scum of the earth , sodomist pedophiles perverts
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You remind me of the psychotic character Telly Savalas played in The Dirty Dozen.
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here is some advice for you OP , go out and tell her your children saw her doing it , and beat the old bitch to death , then set her on fire , filthy old demonic whore ...

she shouldnt be doing it in public , iff it were me id beat the fucking shit out of her .. but we all know its just a fucking warped little freek story for you to get kicks ... you warped little fucker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27299630


The OP stated he is an old fucker so if he has any children I'm sure they're in their 30's or 40's!!
You're a very sad piece of work and probably secretly wish something like this would actually happen in your dull, Walter Mitty life of inconsequence.
Hell, I wish it would happen to me!
Any, I think the OP is pretty genuine about this. If he'd said the cheerleader next door was shoving a dildo up her ass on the front lawn I might be a little circumspect.
Hooray for pussy!!!
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11/14/2012 06:52 AM
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you tube it
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I suppose I could. She's not naked so I probably won't get slaughtered for it.
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Gentlemen do not make videos of their neighbor ladies pleasuring themselves. naughty

Don't be a schmuck.
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11/14/2012 06:56 AM
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you tube it
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I suppose I could. She's not naked so I probably won't get slaughtered for it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467291


Gentlemen do not make videos of their neighbor ladies pleasuring themselves. naughty

Don't be a schmuck.
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He said he was old, not a gentleman 5a
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11/14/2012 07:15 AM

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pic or it didn´t happen.
There will come a time when you believe everything ends.
This will be the beginning
[Louis L'Amour]

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11/14/2012 07:18 AM
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leave her be.
avert your eyes.

O Be Careful, Little Eyes



O be careful little eyes what you see
O be careful little eyes what you see
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little eyes what you see

O be careful little ears what you hear
O be careful little ears what you hear
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little ears what you hear

O be careful little hands what you do
O be careful little hands what you do
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little hands what you do

O be careful little feet where you go
O be careful little feet where you go
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little feet where you go

O be careful little mouth what you say
O be careful little mouth what you say
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little mouth what you say
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11/14/2012 07:21 AM
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i see your all dribbling at the thought of the granmar throwing one off in the backyard where children could see or what ever ... and you all seems to get off on it , clearly shows the warped little animals you are ... some old dirty white whore who would have any color dick in her mouth the fucking old slut , and you all like it , even offer your wifes as coculds , you fucking vile sodomist liberal twats ...


id love all of you in front of me now ... just walk down the line with my milkshake , and my handgun like bang , bang , bang , you are the scum of the earth , sodomist pedophiles perverts
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schizophrenic in the house. whatever
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11/14/2012 07:23 AM
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leave her be.
avert your eyes.

O Be Careful, Little Eyes



O be careful little eyes what you see
O be careful little eyes what you see
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little eyes what you see

O be careful little ears what you hear
O be careful little ears what you hear
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little ears what you hear

O be careful little hands what you do
O be careful little hands what you do
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little hands what you do

O be careful little feet where you go
O be careful little feet where you go
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little feet where you go

O be careful little mouth what you say
O be careful little mouth what you say
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little mouth what you say
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O say can you see?
By the dawns early light
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leave her be.
avert your eyes.

O Be Careful, Little Eyes



O be careful little eyes what you see
O be careful little eyes what you see
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little eyes what you see

O be careful little ears what you hear
O be careful little ears what you hear
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little ears what you hear

O be careful little hands what you do
O be careful little hands what you do
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little hands what you do

O be careful little feet where you go
O be careful little feet where you go
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little feet where you go

O be careful little mouth what you say
O be careful little mouth what you say
There's a Father up above
And He's looking down in love
So, be careful little mouth what you say
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27129259


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