fuck! my life is over. Someone hacked my webcam while I was dancing naked with my dick tucked between my legs!

OK, it wasn't exactly as exciting as that, but some twat cloned my friends account on twitter and sent me a message, and basically, I got duped into downloading some goddamn malware - disguised as a java update (but I didn't know at the time until shit started popping up on my computer).

Anyway, I'm sat down on my comp, next minute I become aware that the fucking webcam light was on, meaning it was active and some twat was watching me! Although it was creepy as sin I kept my composure and waved at the camera and told the prick I know who they are and they will be expecting a visit from the police very shortly LOL the webcam light immediately went off, meaning they shit themselves and immediately went offline. Fuckers.

Anyway, I got a message telling me my system was going to close down in 50+ seconds, so I assume it was also infected with a virus. I rebooted, then immediately used system restore and backdated my comp settings to october 14th, and all the problems I have been having recently have disappeared. It seems to have done the trick.

So, just thought I'd warn you guys and gals about these fucking sickos who are cloning twitter accounts and sending people bogus messages. If you get a message from your "friend" asking you what you're doing on a video (with link to facebook login), then ignore it.