Implant behind right ear!

Just squeeze it, and a bunch of shit will come out.

oh dear god, seek help!

Yes that is what I am doing. Seeking help to find the thread about it. :)

Should be here I think:

[link to www.us-government-torture.com]

Im still looking for one on implants behind right testicle

Use a RF/EM scanner, available cheaply on ebay to locate implants.
Make a micro-EMP from a camera flash and coiled wire, and disable them with ease.
Once disabled, your body will naturally reject or absorb them.

So basically i dont know how this site works. But...i have a rock hard mass under my right raw right where my jaw gets closest to my ear. I understand the lymphatic system, cysts, and i am in great health. This hard (again i say rock hard) lump is always there, is not visible, and does not cause me any pain. When i push on it it makes a clicking noise. I would compare it to the size of a large pea or a small marble. No matter how hard a press on it or how frequently i press on it it does not hurt nor grow or shrink in size. I am not exactly sure when it came about. On a side note...im a passenger in a car one day about 8 years ago just outside of Denver and out of no where my right ear all of a sudden gets this terrible excruciating pain for about 30 seconds straight to where i am screaming out loud, and just giving context (not tooting my own horn) i generally have a high pain tolerance and would not normally scream from nominal physical pain. Furthermore, im on a second date so knowing my personality i wouldnt want to make a dramatic scene, especially in a car when someone else is driving...per safety. It literally felt like something crawled in my ear, although i dont like jumping to assumptions or conclusions so i like to point out the last statement was a simile. That night i heard a constant clicking in my ear and i have had progressively worse tinitus ever since. On top of all thia info there is nothing simiar on my left side. These days there is always a ringing in my ear and sometimes its louder or different pitches. But one tone is constant. And as a final note when i go to the doctor to check it out once they acted quite weird about it, and not in that weird 'is this person tryin to get pain pills' kind of way because i told them i dont take pharmecuticals and it doesnt typically hurt me. This doctor visit was sparked because I had had terrible trouble on a flight with ear pain and when i landed decided to make sure nothing was seriously wrong. After an ear examination by two physicians...one of which called in the second to look at it before speaking to me...they concluded that everything was normal and my ear had no problem. Another doctor recently said that it was just tinitus and there isnt anything i can do. I know the clicking and popping can have the rational explanation of tinitus. Hell i know every aspect of this story could have a rational explanation. But i guess the point of my story was to ask a question. Has anyone else, whos at least somewhat knowledgeable, fairly logical/rational, and not a total troll have any personal insight on what the fuck is going on. Im not a conspiracy theorist or draw broad assumptions and i tried to just present the info so you can give the feedback. Anyone else with a similar lump like a described above (ie been there a long time, hard as a rock, doesnt change in size no matter how much you fuck with it, causes no pain, showed up randomly, clicks a bit when you push on it)...let me know...cause i have a bunch of weird stories after this happened. My life got strange. Im not worried about. Just looking for anyone with a shared experience.