Ah yeah, yet another ass probing thread. You do understand that the tradition is to stuff the bird and not the turd? It's really quite simple, we are designed for things to enter hole A and exit hole B or C. Now, with rare exceptions, hangovers and Granny's pumpkin nut balls for example, things may actually both enter and exit hole A or any combination of designated exit points. Happy Thanksgiving! Please don't over indulge the stuffing.