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Black magic to get my sister in law in bed | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24788663  United States11/22/2012 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So spiteful. Morality is purely culturally created, so I needn'tconcern myself with fictions. And what people don't know doesn't hurt them. Culturally created, eh? So let's say, hypothetically speaking of course, that I attempted to murder you, stole everything you've ever worked for and ass and mouth raped you until you had semen coming out of both of your vaginas, and it was just my "culture" to do those things to you. What say you then? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6910373 United States11/22/2012 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Manipulation works best. I've literally tried to bang all of my ex's sisters. It's actually normal I think. People always want what they can't have. I soils suggest getting her drunk and seeing how manipulative you can be. If you're any good it might be easier than you think. Or you'll see her snatch and realize roast beef was totally unexpected! Yeah.. big dangly beefy lips.. fantasies have a habit of not being all that great when they happen. I would joke around about it to her. Start slow.. don't come out and put all your cards on the table. You have to appear to be somewhat desirable first. |
Debauchery  User ID: 15455863 United States11/22/2012 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just lie to her..about something. I don't know. Tell her you're dying. Tell her your wife talks mad shit about her all the time.  It's true. Bitches love lies. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| CalmShock User ID: 5056346  Canada11/22/2012 02:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 21931562 United States11/22/2012 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If she's under 12, maybe....read some Disney books to her and give her some warm milk. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21931562 I'm not a pervert. I just want my wifes sister. She's an adult. Most married men want to nail their sister in law unless she's ugly. Admit it. It so happens my sister in law is way hotter than my wife. Ohh, I thought you had a problem getting your wife's little sister to go to sleep.  |
| Travis Bickle Vigilantes need love too.... User ID: 28223432 United States11/22/2012 02:43 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just checked my "Black Magic Spells for Dummies" book and, yup, sure enough, it's on page 237. Don't I need some candles or something? A chant maybe? Take a peek to the left. Do I look like a reference librarian? LOL One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6910373 United States11/22/2012 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So spiteful. Morality is purely culturally created, so I needn'tconcern myself with fictions. And what people don't know doesn't hurt them. Culturally created, eh? So let's say, hypothetically speaking of course, that I attempted to murder you, stole everything you've ever worked for and ass and mouth raped you until you had semen coming out of both of your vaginas, and it was just my "culture" to do those things to you. What say you then? This want mean for me, but as a person without morals, I'll answer.. you could try, but my lack of morals and being a sociopath would just have me ending you if you tried. No loss. Reverse psychology doesn't work on people like us. We simply don't care that your intentions are demented, only that you don't try to interrupt our slice of freedom. Free is how it feels btw. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28128834  Finland11/22/2012 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I agree. I also agree about men wanting to sleep with their sisters-in-law. It's ok. Even God thinks so. Judah said to Onan, "Sleep with your brother's wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother." |
