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Black magic to get my sister in law in bed

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 02:40 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
How about a little divorce magic and homewrecker magic,

Selfish prick.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


So spiteful.

Morality is purely culturally created, so I needn'tconcern myself with fictions. And what people don't know doesn't hurt them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


Culturally created, eh?

So let's say, hypothetically speaking of course, that I attempted to murder you, stole everything you've ever worked for and ass and mouth raped you until you had semen coming out of both of your vaginas, and it was just my "culture" to do those things to you. What say you then?
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Manipulation works best. I've literally tried to bang all of my ex's sisters. It's actually normal I think. People always want what they can't have. I soils suggest getting her drunk and seeing how manipulative you can be. If you're any good it might be easier than you think. Or you'll see her snatch and realize roast beef was totally unexpected! Yeah.. big dangly beefy lips.. fantasies have a habit of not being all that great when they happen. I would joke around about it to her. Start slow.. don't come out and put all your cards on the table. You have to appear to be somewhat desirable first.
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Just lie to her..about something. I don't know. Tell her you're dying. Tell her your wife talks mad shit about her all the time.

bitchlie

It's true. Bitches love lies.
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Use the revenge ritual...
Tell her you found out your wife is sleeping with her husband.
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11/22/2012 02:42 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
If she's under 12, maybe....read some Disney books to her and give her some warm milk.
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I'm not a pervert. I just want my wifes sister. She's an adult.

Most married men want to nail their sister in law unless she's ugly. Admit it.

It so happens my sister in law is way hotter than my wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


Ohh, I thought you had a problem getting your wife's little sister to go to sleep.

chuckle
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11/22/2012 02:43 AM

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Damn!

You beat me to it!

Yes. This is the ritual.

Results Guaranteed!
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I just checked my "Black Magic Spells for Dummies" book and, yup, sure enough, it's on page 237.
 Quoting: AWFEKKIT


Don't I need some candles or something? A chant maybe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


Take a peek to the left.

Do I look like a reference librarian?
 Quoting: AWFEKKIT


LOL
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
How about a little divorce magic and homewrecker magic,

Selfish prick.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


So spiteful.

Morality is purely culturally created, so I needn'tconcern myself with fictions. And what people don't know doesn't hurt them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


Culturally created, eh?

So let's say, hypothetically speaking of course, that I attempted to murder you, stole everything you've ever worked for and ass and mouth raped you until you had semen coming out of both of your vaginas, and it was just my "culture" to do those things to you. What say you then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24788663


This want mean for me, but as a person without morals, I'll answer.. you could try, but my lack of morals and being a sociopath would just have me ending you if you tried. No loss. Reverse psychology doesn't work on people like us. We simply don't care that your intentions are demented, only that you don't try to interrupt our slice of freedom. Free is how it feels btw.
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11/22/2012 02:45 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Op you are not nice.
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11/22/2012 02:47 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
How about a little divorce magic and homewrecker magic,

Selfish prick.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


So spiteful.

Morality is purely culturally created, so I needn'tconcern myself with fictions. And what people don't know doesn't hurt them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


You would know. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking this.
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
How about a little divorce magic and homewrecker magic,

Selfish prick.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


So spiteful.

Morality is purely culturally created, so I needn'tconcern myself with fictions. And what people don't know doesn't hurt them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27874496


You would know. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking this.
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11/22/2012 02:49 AM

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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
Masturbate on a Ritz cracker in the shade of a cottonwood tree on the night of the next new moon then eat it. Then tell you're sister in law what you did. She'll instantly fall under your spell.
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


This is it, OP.
Cool story bro
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
no one should be ahamed for thinking anything
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11/22/2012 02:57 AM
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Re: Black magic to get my sister in law in bed
I was told to burn black candles. Biz has been great. I get the 110-hour, tall black jar candles by the dozen from General Wax.
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11/22/2012 03:31 AM
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no one should be ahamed for thinking anything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2333643


I agree. I also agree about men wanting to sleep with their sisters-in-law.

It's ok. Even God thinks so. Judah said to Onan, "Sleep with your brother's wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother."