I'm a 32 year old virgin & I had my first private show with a online stripper and didn't know what to say

People who PAY to wank are..well..

WANKERS!!!!!!!

Why don't you just visit a prostitute? Nothing wrong with it.

Hey! You lasted two minutes. More than most even after years of cruising the canal...

things i need to do to get laid in real life

+ lose weight

+ be able to actually verbally communicate to an attractive women without looking "weak" because women don't like weak

+ be doing something in real life thats relate able to other people

:ankle_bite:

i probably will someday but I'm worried about what this lady i'm humping will think about my body...

why bother at this point op? youve made it this far past all the peer pressure and conditioning in the media this is what you have to do to be "cool" and "not a loser"...why not keep going and die a virgin and be original apart from 99.9% of the rest of humanity.

Then whats the problem? You know what to do so do it already. Use the principle of pain and pleasure to change your habits. Google it.

thats a good point

Go to an Asian Massage Parlor right now!

don't know if its worth the effort i guess, seems like too much work to conform

I think im somewhat happy or content outside of the fact that these parts of my life dont jive with whats expected of someone my age.

She doesn't care, you're paying her not to.

DING

I care :(

less talking and more fapping

LMAOO LOL WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER :D YAY FOR THE WANKERS!!

Well.....if you live near the beach and people keep trying to roll you back into the water....you may have a weight problem.

its not that bad

i walked my dog today for a few miles

Being a virgin isn't a bad thing!

homo-sexual

I'm just guessing here, maybe what you want/need with a woman is a different connection other than just a physical one. You're not so moved by the physical part, hence you don't know what to do or say.

this is not the best advice, it's not a definite solution, but check out Mystery's Revelation, the book, it's pretty complete and very logical. You'll mecanically learn how to get women, it works if you catch the essence of what you are doing.


Theb best advice I can give you is this: get into astrology. Not to be an astrologer, but to learn about your energetic configuration in your natal chart.
Keep these things in mind:
-Learn your moon sign, it represents your emotional world, once you dominate them, know them inside out, you go on to the next school in your life which is your ascendant, things get pretty cool from there.
-The same way the Sun gives life here on Earth when it's closer in spring and summer (flowers blossom, animals start mating, etc.), your natal Sun is somewhere in your chart. Once you find your Sun sign AND the house where it is you can aim to find your passion in life. For example you're a Gemini, then you are curious, mentally active, who wants to know about everything, very disperse, etc. Now, that sun in Gemini is in the 9th house... what does that mean? That you got those Gemini characteristics but regarding topics like philosophy, spirituality, religion and God. So your passion in life will be to investigate about those topics. Get the idea? The cool thing about finding your passion is that you'll feel happy, all depression will go away once you dedicate your time to those topics.
-in your chart:
Planets = characters (for example, moon = emotions)
Signs = roles those characters play (for example moon in cancer will give your emotions cancerian qualities)
Houses = where do those characters play those specific roles. (moon in cancer in the second house. You'll get cancerian emotional qualities regarding wealth and material things in your life)
-Those are just veeery general ideas... but get into that topic, it will help you like no other psychologist, psychiatrist, whatever, will ever be able to help you. Basically you'll be helping yourself, which is what everyone should really be doing.

Why do I tell you all this? Because what attracts women naturally flows from you once you get to know yourself truly, once you start acting from passion.

Good luck! =)

Ah very important, never let the descriptions define yourself, they are more like general guidelines ;) to get an idea.