anyways went to the store today smart n final , and thats the last time well i was smart on the good deals but this is my final time shopping. anyways had to go woo hoo no. two and the mens rm. was closed for clean up so i ran in used the ladies rm. and since ive been home im a itching.

if i have crabs ? what does it look like

how to get tid of them ?

do they spread ?

and to top this off tommorrow is me and my wifes honeymoon and crap i just shaved myself about an hour ago.. im freaking now what oh god help me what do i say