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Message Subject I want to date a crazy girl next.
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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I want to date a hippy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29140055


Fuckin' A, go for it AC.

They are generally less inhibited and more willing to experiment but there are a few things to be aware of -

1. May carry STDs and not realise it. Possibly from a previous long term relationship with an older, drug-fucked hippy dude that went sour. Don't ever go the growl and always use a condom - even if she's giving you a blow job. The general rule with hippy chicks is that the more attractive she is, the more chance she's infected with something you don't want in your system.

2. Avoid all political conversation unless she has a thing for asphyxiophilia. Assume that 90% of the shit which comes out of her mouth will piss you off.

3. Encourage her to wash more frequently. I know it sounds like stereotyping, but most hippy chicks do indeed believe that a buildup of "natural body oils" (read: body filth) helps keep their skin looking better and their hair soft and shiny. They avoid perfumes and deodorants and may also suffer from gingivitis and bad breath for "political" reasons. With some proper maintenance, some toothpaste, soap and a razor, the hippy chick can be made entirely palatable.

be smart, be safe and enjoy your hippy chick while you have her - soon you'll be sick of her constant bullshit, or she'll leave you and hook up with a poet. If you don't want to dump her, then get to know a poet and introduce them.
 
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